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Subject: "Free" 5000 gold for a few hours of your time
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Pirok, on Jun 04 2013 - 01:00, said: WG cant track bots in a well established game out in the market for
years, but can track people who suicide/afk in a beta. Seems
legit.
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Pirok, on Jun 04 2013 - 01:00, said: WG cant track bots in a well established game out in the market for
years, but can track people who suicide/afk in a beta. Seems
legit.Mugsy_:
In Warplanes, the battle begins with everyone in motion. There is no role for a plane that would justify staying in a static position without moving or firing. That is not the case in World of Tanks.
In Warplanes, the battle begins with everyone in motion. There is no role for a plane that would justify staying in a static position without moving or firing. That is not the case in World of Tanks.
Subject: "Free" 5000 gold for a few hours of your time
Link on message: #4594129
Link on message: #4594129
Mugsy_: I think most folks are fairly happy with the keyboard and mouse
controls at this point. It is still in Closed Beta and not a
released / finished product but I fly very frequently and have a
good time.
Please take a moment to share your input on the feedback forums, it will be read and appreciated.
Bottom line is if you want to give Warplanes a shot this and next week are fun times to try it out and you'll be rewarded for your time spent. It is a pretty low stakes situation so lets relax and have some fun.
Please take a moment to share your input on the feedback forums, it will be read and appreciated.
Bottom line is if you want to give Warplanes a shot this and next week are fun times to try it out and you'll be rewarded for your time spent. It is a pretty low stakes situation so lets relax and have some fun.
Subject: "Free" 5000 gold for a few hours of your time
Link on message: #4594129
Link on message: #4594129
Mugsy_: I think most folks are fairly happy with the keyboard and mouse
controls at this point. It is still in Closed Beta and not a
released / finished product but I fly very frequently and have a
good time.
Please take a moment to share your input on the feedback forums, it will be read and appreciated.
Bottom line is if you want to give Warplanes a shot this and next week are fun times to try it out and you'll be rewarded for your time spent. It is a pretty low stakes situation so lets relax and have some fun.
Please take a moment to share your input on the feedback forums, it will be read and appreciated.
Bottom line is if you want to give Warplanes a shot this and next week are fun times to try it out and you'll be rewarded for your time spent. It is a pretty low stakes situation so lets relax and have some fun.
Subject: "Free" 5000 gold for a few hours of your time
Link on message: #4594129
Link on message: #4594129
Mugsy_: I think most folks are fairly happy with the keyboard and mouse
controls at this point. It is still in Closed Beta and not a
released / finished product but I fly very frequently and have a
good time.
Please take a moment to share your input on the feedback forums, it will be read and appreciated.
Bottom line is if you want to give Warplanes a shot this and next week are fun times to try it out and you'll be rewarded for your time spent. It is a pretty low stakes situation so lets relax and have some fun.
Please take a moment to share your input on the feedback forums, it will be read and appreciated.
Bottom line is if you want to give Warplanes a shot this and next week are fun times to try it out and you'll be rewarded for your time spent. It is a pretty low stakes situation so lets relax and have some fun.
Subject: 8.5 Event "XP Jäger" Winners
Link on message: #4594002
Cold_War, on Jun 04 2013 - 03:37, said: Then these results are flawed!!! The rules stated no
tank companys or platoon xp's would be
considered. FOUL!!!!
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Cold_War, on Jun 04 2013 - 03:37, said: Then these results are flawed!!! The rules stated no
tank companys or platoon xp's would be
considered. FOUL!!!!Major_Rampage: There was no rules against platoons, unless they were
used to artificially inflate your score (such as platooning into a
higher tier battle then you would normally see).
Subject: 8.5 Event "XP Jäger" Winners
Link on message: #4594002
Cold_War, on Jun 04 2013 - 02:37, said: Then these results are flawed!!! The rules stated no
tank companys or platoon xp's would be
considered. FOUL!!!!
Link on message: #4594002
Cold_War, on Jun 04 2013 - 02:37, said: Then these results are flawed!!! The rules stated no
tank companys or platoon xp's would be
considered. FOUL!!!!Major_Rampage: There was no rules against platoons, unless they were
used to artificially inflate your score (such as platooning into a
higher tier battle then you would normally see).
Subject: 8.5 Event "XP Jäger" Winners
Link on message: #4594002
Cold_War, on Jun 04 2013 - 02:37, said: Then these results are flawed!!! The rules stated no
tank companys or platoon xp's would be
considered. FOUL!!!!
Link on message: #4594002
Cold_War, on Jun 04 2013 - 02:37, said: Then these results are flawed!!! The rules stated no
tank companys or platoon xp's would be
considered. FOUL!!!!Major_Rampage: There was no rules against platoons, unless they were
used to artificially inflate your score (such as platooning into a
higher tier battle then you would normally see).
Subject: Parody Song Contest Winners
Link on message: #4593920
Scorpion_Strike, on Jun 04 2013 - 03:07, said: How does it work for the tied 5th? Last time I was a finalist in a
contest I tied for 5th as well, and both me and the other guy
received the full 10,000 gold for 5th place. That hasn't changed I
hope?
Link on message: #4593920
Scorpion_Strike, on Jun 04 2013 - 03:07, said: How does it work for the tied 5th? Last time I was a finalist in a
contest I tied for 5th as well, and both me and the other guy
received the full 10,000 gold for 5th place. That hasn't changed I
hope?Major_Rampage: Indeed you both get the full prize
Subject: Parody Song Contest Winners
Link on message: #4593920
Scorpion_Strike, on Jun 04 2013 - 02:07, said: How does it work for the tied 5th? Last time I was a finalist in a
contest I tied for 5th as well, and both me and the other guy
received the full 10,000 gold for 5th place. That hasn't changed I
hope?
Link on message: #4593920
Scorpion_Strike, on Jun 04 2013 - 02:07, said: How does it work for the tied 5th? Last time I was a finalist in a
contest I tied for 5th as well, and both me and the other guy
received the full 10,000 gold for 5th place. That hasn't changed I
hope?Major_Rampage:
Indeed you both get the full prize
Indeed you both get the full prize
Subject: Parody Song Contest Winners
Link on message: #4593920
Scorpion_Strike, on Jun 04 2013 - 02:07, said: How does it work for the tied 5th? Last time I was a finalist in a
contest I tied for 5th as well, and both me and the other guy
received the full 10,000 gold for 5th place. That hasn't changed I
hope?
Link on message: #4593920
Scorpion_Strike, on Jun 04 2013 - 02:07, said: How does it work for the tied 5th? Last time I was a finalist in a
contest I tied for 5th as well, and both me and the other guy
received the full 10,000 gold for 5th place. That hasn't changed I
hope?Major_Rampage:
Indeed you both get the full prize
Indeed you both get the full prize
Subject: Parody Song Contest Winners
Link on message: #4593612
Wooot, on Jun 04 2013 - 02:33, said: 4th place was the most entertaining
Link on message: #4593612
Wooot, on Jun 04 2013 - 02:33, said: 4th place was the most entertainingMajor_Rampage: With in the next 72 hours
Subject: Parody Song Contest Winners
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Wooot, on Jun 04 2013 - 01:33, said: 4th place was the most entertaining
Link on message: #4593612
Wooot, on Jun 04 2013 - 01:33, said: 4th place was the most entertainingMajor_Rampage:
With in the next 72 hours
With in the next 72 hours
Subject: Parody Song Contest Winners
Link on message: #4593612
Wooot, on Jun 04 2013 - 01:33, said: 4th place was the most entertaining
Link on message: #4593612
Wooot, on Jun 04 2013 - 01:33, said: 4th place was the most entertainingMajor_Rampage:
With in the next 72 hours
With in the next 72 hours
Subject: 8.5 Event "XP Jäger" Winners
Link on message: #4593405
HanZulu, on Jun 04 2013 - 02:11, said: Am I not on the list because I have only 15 games
played? I said before I made over 1400 base XP. I think WG NA is
run by amateurs.
Link on message: #4593405
HanZulu, on Jun 04 2013 - 02:11, said: Am I not on the list because I have only 15 games
played? I said before I made over 1400 base XP. I think WG NA is
run by amateurs.Major_Rampage: If you have concerns about your placement or not appearing on the
updated list please file a ticket with
supportL: support.worldoftanks.com
Subject: 8.5 Event "XP Jäger" Winners
Link on message: #4593405
HanZulu, on Jun 04 2013 - 01:11, said: Am I not on the list because I have only 15 games
played? I said before I made over 1400 base XP. I think WG NA is
run by amateurs.
Link on message: #4593405
HanZulu, on Jun 04 2013 - 01:11, said: Am I not on the list because I have only 15 games
played? I said before I made over 1400 base XP. I think WG NA is
run by amateurs.Major_Rampage: If you have concerns about your placement or not appearing on the
updated list please file a ticket with
supportL: support.worldoftanks.com
Subject: 8.5 Event "XP Jäger" Winners
Link on message: #4593405
HanZulu, on Jun 04 2013 - 01:11, said: Am I not on the list because I have only 15 games
played? I said before I made over 1400 base XP. I think WG NA is
run by amateurs.
Link on message: #4593405
HanZulu, on Jun 04 2013 - 01:11, said: Am I not on the list because I have only 15 games
played? I said before I made over 1400 base XP. I think WG NA is
run by amateurs.Major_Rampage: If you have concerns about your placement or not appearing on the
updated list please file a ticket with
supportL: support.worldoftanks.com
Subject: 8.5 Event "XP Jäger" Winners
Link on message: #4592843
Link on message: #4592843
Major_Rampage: The opening post has been updated with the corrected
winners. Once again sorry for the confusion and patience
while we squared everything away. Gold should be
distributed in the next 72 hours.
Subject: 8.5 Event "XP Jäger" Winners
Link on message: #4592843
Link on message: #4592843
Major_Rampage: The opening post has been updated with the corrected
winners. Once again sorry for the confusion and patience
while we squared everything away. Gold should be
distributed in the next 72 hours.
Subject: 8.5 Event "XP Jäger" Winners
Link on message: #4592843
Link on message: #4592843
Major_Rampage: The opening post has been updated with the corrected
winners. Once again sorry for the confusion and patience
while we squared everything away. Gold should be
distributed in the next 72 hours.
Subject: "Free" 5000 gold for a few hours of your time
Link on message: #4591074
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Mugsy_: Hello Tankers,
I'm glad to hear there is interest here in participating in the WoWP Get Airborne event.
It is open to everyone, both new and veteran pilots. However, folks who AFK or lawn dart one too many times will be disqualified.
Sorry. If you want the gold you'll have to actually fly.
I'm glad to hear there is interest here in participating in the WoWP Get Airborne event.
It is open to everyone, both new and veteran pilots. However, folks who AFK or lawn dart one too many times will be disqualified.
Sorry. If you want the gold you'll have to actually fly.
Subject: "Free" 5000 gold for a few hours of your time
Link on message: #4591074
Link on message: #4591074
Mugsy_: Hello Tankers,
I'm glad to hear there is interest here in participating in the WoWP Get Airborne event.
It is open to everyone, both new and veteran pilots. However, folks who AFK or lawn dart one too many times will be disqualified.
Sorry. If you want the gold you'll have to actually fly.
I'm glad to hear there is interest here in participating in the WoWP Get Airborne event.
It is open to everyone, both new and veteran pilots. However, folks who AFK or lawn dart one too many times will be disqualified.
Sorry. If you want the gold you'll have to actually fly.
Subject: "Free" 5000 gold for a few hours of your time
Link on message: #4591074
Link on message: #4591074
Mugsy_: Hello Tankers,
I'm glad to hear there is interest here in participating in the WoWP Get Airborne event.
It is open to everyone, both new and veteran pilots. However, folks who AFK or lawn dart one too many times will be disqualified.
Sorry. If you want the gold you'll have to actually fly.
I'm glad to hear there is interest here in participating in the WoWP Get Airborne event.
It is open to everyone, both new and veteran pilots. However, folks who AFK or lawn dart one too many times will be disqualified.
Sorry. If you want the gold you'll have to actually fly.
Subject: Suggestion for WoWP
Link on message: #4590953
Link on message: #4590953
Mugsy_: Please post your Warplanes feedback in the Warplanes forum. It
typically will not be heard or considered here.
Subject: Suggestion for WoWP
Link on message: #4590953
Link on message: #4590953
Mugsy_: Please post your Warplanes feedback in the Warplanes forum. It
typically will not be heard or considered here.
Subject: Suggestion for WoWP
Link on message: #4590953
Link on message: #4590953
Mugsy_: Please post your Warplanes feedback in the Warplanes forum. It
typically will not be heard or considered here.
Subject: June wallpaper?
Link on message: #4590822
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Vallter: It will be posted soon. Currently you can find it here:
http://valltergaming...e-calendar.html
http://valltergaming...e-calendar.html
Subject: Parody Song Contest Winners
Link on message: #4590802
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Major_Rampage: The votes have been cast and tallied, and now
the winners of the Parody Contest as chosen by you the members of
the community.
Video Contest Winners:
1st Place:
"16 Shells" By: agonise
2nd Place:
"What makes you Horrible" By: DarkxFire
3rd Place:
"Tank Spot(T-50)" By: AtlasZero
http://www.youtube.c...eature=youtu.be
4th Place:
"Good Riddance" By: Herr_Direktor
http://www.youtube.c...eature=youtu.be
5th Place (tied):
"Drive of the Tiger" By: Vbluguitar and Hakumenhuku
http://www.youtube.c...eature=youtu.be
For Comparison to the original video ~Major_Rampage
http://www.youtube.c...eature=youtu.be
5th Place (tied)
"Tanking Batchat Style" By: Scorpion_Strike
http://www.youtube.c...eature=youtu.be
Written Contest Winners:
1st Place:
"Tanker's Paradise" By: CptSkyhawk
As I Hetz through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at real life and realize there's nothing left
Cause I've been rolling and blasting so long
That even that my clanmates think that my mind is gone
But I ain't never shot a blue that didn't deserve it
You be treated like a cheat you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you're rollin, and where you're trollin
Or you and your teammates might be rolled fifteen-oh
I really hate to rage but I gotta know
How my team dies, nevermind just enjoy the show
Fool, I'm the kinda -G- the little tankers wanna be like
In my Type E zeroed sights
Raining shells when the Chaffee lights
We been spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
We keep spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
How'd I get this situation, they got me facing
I can't have a decent fight, I got a pubbie battle
So I gotta take down the entire team
Too much noobievision watching, got me rage screams
I'm an efficiency whore with medals on my mind
Got my gold in gun and a noob in my sights
I'm a snap shot tanker, gun goin banger
And my name is purple so don't arouse my anger
Fool, death ain't nothing but a mouse-click away
So if you want me you better learn how to play
I'm on twenty-three-seven will I be on twenty-four
The way things is going I don't know
Tell me why are you too blind to see
That the ones who suck, are you not me
We been spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
We keep spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
Power in the money, money in the power
Match after match, hour after hour
Everybody's gunning, but half of them ain't looking
At what's going on back at base
But I don't know what's defensing
I say they gotta learn
But nobodys even listening
If they can't understand, how can they assist me
I guess they can't
I guess they won't
I guess they suck
That's how I know they outta luck, fools
We been spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
We keep spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
Tell me why are you too blind to see
That the ones who suck, are you not me
Tell me why are you too blind to see
That the ones who suck, are you not me
2nd Place
"When I was in Your Clan" By: SNSD
Same game but it feels a little bit bigger now
Our tier on the battlefield but it don’t feel the same
When our friends see your name in game, it just tears me down
My heart breaks a little when I play this game
And it all just sounds like noob noob noooooob
Chorus
Hmmmmmm too new too dumb to realize
That I should have paid attention and followed your lead
Should have gave you all my hours in team training
Follow you in every clan match cause all you wanted to do was command
Now the clan’s invading but they’re invading another land
My pride, my ego, my needs, and my selfish ways
Caused a good active clan like them to remove my name
Now I never, never get to improve my game play
And it haunts me every time I play this game
It all just sounds like NOOB Noob NOOOOB
Chorus
Although it hurts, I’ll be the first to say that I was a Noob
Oh I know I’m just a lemming
to try and apologize for my game play
But I just want you to know
I hope your members pay attention
I Hope they follow your lead
Give you all their hours in team training
Follow you in every clan match cause I remember how much you love to command
Do all the things I should have done when I was in your clan
Do all the things I should have done when I was in your clan
3rd Place
"Gift Shop" By: Gumberto
I’m gonna pop some tanks
Only got 20 dollars on my bank card
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for an earner
This is friggin awesome
Nah; walk up in the pubs like, “what up; I got a deal that’s hot!”
I’m so pumped I bought some Gold from the Gift Shop
Bought the Locust; who is so damn speedy
The pubbies like “Damn that’s a small ass premie!”
Rollin in, hella deep, spottin all the other team.
Droppin gold on camo, but saving some for-a T14
Saw a leopard tank, queuing next to my 50t
Probably shoulda started low, something like a light Pz…
…Hotch-kissssss…
Buy both; I’m a sucker for earning Extra Credits!!!
Buyin it, Tryin it, not even close to flyin in it.
No idea what I was doing; ended up dying in it.
But me; premie account-in it man
earning credits; fist over hand
Savin’ time and I’m hella happy that’s a million quick.
I’m-a grab some premie shells, I’m-a grab some premie shells
No for Real – KV Derp – Should I grab some Premie Shells? (Hell yes!)
Premie First Aid and some Lend Lease Oil
added some crew barracks, and some gold training
They had some premie packs, I bought some premie packs
I bought a credit pack, then I bought a Dicker Max
hello, hello Trained Crew, not as slow
George Patton ain’t got nothing on my premie crew, hell no.
We could get some KV-5s, platoon up; drive those.
Special Matchmaking, 3 of us, man we would really OWN.
I’m gonna pop some tanks
Only got 20 dollars on my bank card
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for an earner
This is friggin awesome
What you know about using the Panther / M10?
What you know about using the RAM for it’s Pen?
I’m camping, I’m camping, I’m searching right through foliage.
One man’s trash is another man’s arty
Thank you Garbad giving the arty a bad name
Cause right now premie shells in your game
I'm in the Garage, you can find me buying (slots)
I'm not, I'm not sick of searchin' for my tank (slots)"
Your clannies, the pubbies, the noobs, and your buddies
I’ll take the Churchill 3, hull down, and I’ll work that rate-of-fire
Matilda – hull down –work that rate-of-fire
Jag 88 – anywhere – will rock that rate of fire!
Free players be like “You use gold for your free XP”
I’m like, “Yo I’m Tier 10; I got a T-Shirt.”
Limited Edition, my Mutant is on a mission
Fifty Dollars for a Mutant – that’s a costly premium tank - SICK
I call that having heavy front armor: SICK
I call that some pre-T34 business
Premie tanks cost hella hough
And having many in the game gets the bank on a hella roll.
Peep game, come take a look at my 59
Tryna get me to sell No way… it’s hella MINE
Man it’s hella MINE.
(Garage… grabbin slots… yeah!)
I’m gonna pop some tanks
Only got 20 dollars on my bank card
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for an earner
This is friggin awesome
I bought a brand new Lowe
The pen’s incredible
Drivin this big ass boat
Rollin through the map real slow
I bought a brand new Lowe (damn right)
The pen’s indredible (now come on man)
Drivin this big ass boat (big ass boat)
Rollin through the map real slow (let’s go)
I’m gonna pop some tanks
Only got 20 dollars on my bank card
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for an earner
This is friggin awesome
…Is that your IS-6?
4th Place
"Shoot It Maybe" By: impsamurai
I stole another players kill,
Don't ask me, I'll never tell
I looked to you as it fell,
And now you're in my way
I'd trade my gold for a kill,
Silvers and shells to give hell
I wasn't looking for this,
But now you're in my way
Your barrel was holdin',
Ripped tanks, metal was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where do you think you're going, arty?
Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
It's hard to look right
At you arty,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Hey, I just saw you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
And all the other tanks,
Try to chase me,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
You took your time with the shot,
I took no time to rot,
You gave me nothing at all,
But still, you're in my way
I beg, and borrow and steal
Have foresight and it's real
I didn't know I would feel it,
But it's in my way
Your barrel was holdin',
Ripped tanks, metal was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where do you think you're going, arty?
Hey, I just saw you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
It's hard to look right
At you arty,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Hey, I just saw you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
And all the other tanks,
Try to chase me,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Before you came into my sight
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad
Before you came into my sight
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
I missed you so, so bad (bad, bad)
It's hard to look right
At you arty,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Hey, I just saw you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
And all the other tanks,
Try to chase me,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Before you came into my sight
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad
Before you came into my sight
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
So shoot me, maybe!
5th Place
"Pz 1 C" By: Charleader and Parisguy1212
Strings and Instrumental
(backing vocals in parentheses throughout)
(Pz I C!)
(Pz I C!)
Verse One:
Poor old Arty’s Day
Thought he’d rain down shells from above,
Like he did so many times before
His platoon ran off
And left him behind—who’d blame them?
Alone (alone),
So alone (alone)
He needs support now more than ever
(Pz I C!)
Zooma booma zooma boom i-aye
Pascucci’s medal is on its way!!
Chorus:
(Pz I C)
He’s just a (tier three),
At this moment, he’s a troll machine
(Grille’s in a mess),
He thought he (was the best)
Now he’s hurting
From Pz I C!
Strings and Instrumental
(Pz I C!)
(Pz I C!)
Verse Two:
Came so fast to here
Arty’s rooted in places
They're so resigned to what their fate is,
That afterthought’s too fast and clever.
(Pz I C!)
Remember
Zooma booma zooma boom i-aye
The little tank did its job today!!
Chorus:
(Pz I C)
He’s fast and (he’s mean)
You’ll get dizzy… from his circ-a-ling
(He’s right near the base)
But his job’s (in your face)
Now Grille’s hurting
From Pz I C!!
Bridge (slow):
(Come on … Pz… you ruined my game)
(Come on… Pz.. you’re so untamed)
Now you have shown,
Why you do roam…oh Pz
[Overlapping backing and main lyrics]
Said come on Pz
(Come on Pz, you ruined my game)
(Come on Pz, you’re so untamed)
Now I must say more than ever
Things suck round here
Said come on Pz
Come on PZ…..[crescendo]
Repeat chorus one
Video Contest Winners:
1st Place:
"16 Shells" By: agonise
2nd Place:
"What makes you Horrible" By: DarkxFire
3rd Place:
"Tank Spot(T-50)" By: AtlasZero
http://www.youtube.c...eature=youtu.be
4th Place:
"Good Riddance" By: Herr_Direktor
http://www.youtube.c...eature=youtu.be
5th Place (tied):
"Drive of the Tiger" By: Vbluguitar and Hakumenhuku
http://www.youtube.c...eature=youtu.be
For Comparison to the original video ~Major_Rampage
http://www.youtube.c...eature=youtu.be
5th Place (tied)
"Tanking Batchat Style" By: Scorpion_Strike
http://www.youtube.c...eature=youtu.be
Written Contest Winners:
1st Place:
"Tanker's Paradise" By: CptSkyhawk
As I Hetz through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at real life and realize there's nothing left
Cause I've been rolling and blasting so long
That even that my clanmates think that my mind is gone
But I ain't never shot a blue that didn't deserve it
You be treated like a cheat you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you're rollin, and where you're trollin
Or you and your teammates might be rolled fifteen-oh
I really hate to rage but I gotta know
How my team dies, nevermind just enjoy the show
Fool, I'm the kinda -G- the little tankers wanna be like
In my Type E zeroed sights
Raining shells when the Chaffee lights
We been spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
We keep spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
How'd I get this situation, they got me facing
I can't have a decent fight, I got a pubbie battle
So I gotta take down the entire team
Too much noobievision watching, got me rage screams
I'm an efficiency whore with medals on my mind
Got my gold in gun and a noob in my sights
I'm a snap shot tanker, gun goin banger
And my name is purple so don't arouse my anger
Fool, death ain't nothing but a mouse-click away
So if you want me you better learn how to play
I'm on twenty-three-seven will I be on twenty-four
The way things is going I don't know
Tell me why are you too blind to see
That the ones who suck, are you not me
We been spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
We keep spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
Power in the money, money in the power
Match after match, hour after hour
Everybody's gunning, but half of them ain't looking
At what's going on back at base
But I don't know what's defensing
I say they gotta learn
But nobodys even listening
If they can't understand, how can they assist me
I guess they can't
I guess they won't
I guess they suck
That's how I know they outta luck, fools
We been spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
We keep spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
Tell me why are you too blind to see
That the ones who suck, are you not me
Tell me why are you too blind to see
That the ones who suck, are you not me
2nd Place
"When I was in Your Clan" By: SNSD
Same game but it feels a little bit bigger now
Our tier on the battlefield but it don’t feel the same
When our friends see your name in game, it just tears me down
My heart breaks a little when I play this game
And it all just sounds like noob noob noooooob
Chorus
Hmmmmmm too new too dumb to realize
That I should have paid attention and followed your lead
Should have gave you all my hours in team training
Follow you in every clan match cause all you wanted to do was command
Now the clan’s invading but they’re invading another land
My pride, my ego, my needs, and my selfish ways
Caused a good active clan like them to remove my name
Now I never, never get to improve my game play
And it haunts me every time I play this game
It all just sounds like NOOB Noob NOOOOB
Chorus
Although it hurts, I’ll be the first to say that I was a Noob
Oh I know I’m just a lemming
to try and apologize for my game play
But I just want you to know
I hope your members pay attention
I Hope they follow your lead
Give you all their hours in team training
Follow you in every clan match cause I remember how much you love to command
Do all the things I should have done when I was in your clan
Do all the things I should have done when I was in your clan
3rd Place
"Gift Shop" By: Gumberto
I’m gonna pop some tanks
Only got 20 dollars on my bank card
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for an earner
This is friggin awesome
Nah; walk up in the pubs like, “what up; I got a deal that’s hot!”
I’m so pumped I bought some Gold from the Gift Shop
Bought the Locust; who is so damn speedy
The pubbies like “Damn that’s a small ass premie!”
Rollin in, hella deep, spottin all the other team.
Droppin gold on camo, but saving some for-a T14
Saw a leopard tank, queuing next to my 50t
Probably shoulda started low, something like a light Pz…
…Hotch-kissssss…
Buy both; I’m a sucker for earning Extra Credits!!!
Buyin it, Tryin it, not even close to flyin in it.
No idea what I was doing; ended up dying in it.
But me; premie account-in it man
earning credits; fist over hand
Savin’ time and I’m hella happy that’s a million quick.
I’m-a grab some premie shells, I’m-a grab some premie shells
No for Real – KV Derp – Should I grab some Premie Shells? (Hell yes!)
Premie First Aid and some Lend Lease Oil
added some crew barracks, and some gold training
They had some premie packs, I bought some premie packs
I bought a credit pack, then I bought a Dicker Max
hello, hello Trained Crew, not as slow
George Patton ain’t got nothing on my premie crew, hell no.
We could get some KV-5s, platoon up; drive those.
Special Matchmaking, 3 of us, man we would really OWN.
I’m gonna pop some tanks
Only got 20 dollars on my bank card
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for an earner
This is friggin awesome
What you know about using the Panther / M10?
What you know about using the RAM for it’s Pen?
I’m camping, I’m camping, I’m searching right through foliage.
One man’s trash is another man’s arty
Thank you Garbad giving the arty a bad name
Cause right now premie shells in your game
I'm in the Garage, you can find me buying (slots)
I'm not, I'm not sick of searchin' for my tank (slots)"
Your clannies, the pubbies, the noobs, and your buddies
I’ll take the Churchill 3, hull down, and I’ll work that rate-of-fire
Matilda – hull down –work that rate-of-fire
Jag 88 – anywhere – will rock that rate of fire!
Free players be like “You use gold for your free XP”
I’m like, “Yo I’m Tier 10; I got a T-Shirt.”
Limited Edition, my Mutant is on a mission
Fifty Dollars for a Mutant – that’s a costly premium tank - SICK
I call that having heavy front armor: SICK
I call that some pre-T34 business
Premie tanks cost hella hough
And having many in the game gets the bank on a hella roll.
Peep game, come take a look at my 59
Tryna get me to sell No way… it’s hella MINE
Man it’s hella MINE.
(Garage… grabbin slots… yeah!)
I’m gonna pop some tanks
Only got 20 dollars on my bank card
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for an earner
This is friggin awesome
I bought a brand new Lowe
The pen’s incredible
Drivin this big ass boat
Rollin through the map real slow
I bought a brand new Lowe (damn right)
The pen’s indredible (now come on man)
Drivin this big ass boat (big ass boat)
Rollin through the map real slow (let’s go)
I’m gonna pop some tanks
Only got 20 dollars on my bank card
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for an earner
This is friggin awesome
…Is that your IS-6?
4th Place
"Shoot It Maybe" By: impsamurai
I stole another players kill,
Don't ask me, I'll never tell
I looked to you as it fell,
And now you're in my way
I'd trade my gold for a kill,
Silvers and shells to give hell
I wasn't looking for this,
But now you're in my way
Your barrel was holdin',
Ripped tanks, metal was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where do you think you're going, arty?
Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
It's hard to look right
At you arty,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Hey, I just saw you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
And all the other tanks,
Try to chase me,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
You took your time with the shot,
I took no time to rot,
You gave me nothing at all,
But still, you're in my way
I beg, and borrow and steal
Have foresight and it's real
I didn't know I would feel it,
But it's in my way
Your barrel was holdin',
Ripped tanks, metal was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where do you think you're going, arty?
Hey, I just saw you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
It's hard to look right
At you arty,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Hey, I just saw you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
And all the other tanks,
Try to chase me,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Before you came into my sight
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad
Before you came into my sight
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
I missed you so, so bad (bad, bad)
It's hard to look right
At you arty,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Hey, I just saw you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
And all the other tanks,
Try to chase me,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Before you came into my sight
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad
Before you came into my sight
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
So shoot me, maybe!
5th Place
"Pz 1 C" By: Charleader and Parisguy1212
Strings and Instrumental
(backing vocals in parentheses throughout)
(Pz I C!)
(Pz I C!)
Verse One:
Poor old Arty’s Day
Thought he’d rain down shells from above,
Like he did so many times before
His platoon ran off
And left him behind—who’d blame them?
Alone (alone),
So alone (alone)
He needs support now more than ever
(Pz I C!)
Zooma booma zooma boom i-aye
Pascucci’s medal is on its way!!
Chorus:
(Pz I C)
He’s just a (tier three),
At this moment, he’s a troll machine
(Grille’s in a mess),
He thought he (was the best)
Now he’s hurting
From Pz I C!
Strings and Instrumental
(Pz I C!)
(Pz I C!)
Verse Two:
Came so fast to here
Arty’s rooted in places
They're so resigned to what their fate is,
That afterthought’s too fast and clever.
(Pz I C!)
Remember
Zooma booma zooma boom i-aye
The little tank did its job today!!
Chorus:
(Pz I C)
He’s fast and (he’s mean)
You’ll get dizzy… from his circ-a-ling
(He’s right near the base)
But his job’s (in your face)
Now Grille’s hurting
From Pz I C!!
Bridge (slow):
(Come on … Pz… you ruined my game)
(Come on… Pz.. you’re so untamed)
Now you have shown,
Why you do roam…oh Pz
[Overlapping backing and main lyrics]
Said come on Pz
(Come on Pz, you ruined my game)
(Come on Pz, you’re so untamed)
Now I must say more than ever
Things suck round here
Said come on Pz
Come on PZ…..[crescendo]
Repeat chorus one
Subject: Parody Song Contest Winners
Link on message: #4590802
Link on message: #4590802
Major_Rampage: The votes have been cast and tallied, and now
the winners of the Parody Contest as chosen by you the members of
the community.
Video Contest Winners:
1st Place:
"16 Shells" By: agonise
2nd Place:
"What makes you Horrible" By: DarkxFire
3rd Place:
"Tank Spot(T-50)" By: AtlasZero
http://www.youtube.c...eature=youtu.be
4th Place:
"Good Riddance" By: Herr_Direktor
http://www.youtube.c...eature=youtu.be
5th Place (tied):
"Drive of the Tiger" By: Vbluguitar and Hakumenhuku
http://www.youtube.c...eature=youtu.be
For Comparison to the original video ~Major_Rampage
http://www.youtube.c...eature=youtu.be
5th Place (tied)
"Tanking Batchat Style" By: Scorpion_Strike
http://www.youtube.c...eature=youtu.be
Written Contest Winners:
1st Place:
"Tanker's Paradise" By: CptSkyhawk
As I Hetz through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at real life and realize there's nothing left
Cause I've been rolling and blasting so long
That even that my clanmates think that my mind is gone
But I ain't never shot a blue that didn't deserve it
You be treated like a cheat you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you're rollin, and where you're trollin
Or you and your teammates might be rolled fifteen-oh
I really hate to rage but I gotta know
How my team dies, nevermind just enjoy the show
Fool, I'm the kinda -G- the little tankers wanna be like
In my Type E zeroed sights
Raining shells when the Chaffee lights
We been spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
We keep spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
How'd I get this situation, they got me facing
I can't have a decent fight, I got a pubbie battle
So I gotta take down the entire team
Too much noobievision watching, got me rage screams
I'm an efficiency whore with medals on my mind
Got my gold in gun and a noob in my sights
I'm a snap shot tanker, gun goin banger
And my name is purple so don't arouse my anger
Fool, death ain't nothing but a mouse-click away
So if you want me you better learn how to play
I'm on twenty-three-seven will I be on twenty-four
The way things is going I don't know
Tell me why are you too blind to see
That the ones who suck, are you not me
We been spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
We keep spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
Power in the money, money in the power
Match after match, hour after hour
Everybody's gunning, but half of them ain't looking
At what's going on back at base
But I don't know what's defensing
I say they gotta learn
But nobodys even listening
If they can't understand, how can they assist me
I guess they can't
I guess they won't
I guess they suck
That's how I know they outta luck, fools
We been spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
We keep spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
Tell me why are you too blind to see
That the ones who suck, are you not me
Tell me why are you too blind to see
That the ones who suck, are you not me
2nd Place
"When I was in Your Clan" By: SNSD
Same game but it feels a little bit bigger now
Our tier on the battlefield but it don’t feel the same
When our friends see your name in game, it just tears me down
My heart breaks a little when I play this game
And it all just sounds like noob noob noooooob
Chorus
Hmmmmmm too new too dumb to realize
That I should have paid attention and followed your lead
Should have gave you all my hours in team training
Follow you in every clan match cause all you wanted to do was command
Now the clan’s invading but they’re invading another land
My pride, my ego, my needs, and my selfish ways
Caused a good active clan like them to remove my name
Now I never, never get to improve my game play
And it haunts me every time I play this game
It all just sounds like NOOB Noob NOOOOB
Chorus
Although it hurts, I’ll be the first to say that I was a Noob
Oh I know I’m just a lemming
to try and apologize for my game play
But I just want you to know
I hope your members pay attention
I Hope they follow your lead
Give you all their hours in team training
Follow you in every clan match cause I remember how much you love to command
Do all the things I should have done when I was in your clan
Do all the things I should have done when I was in your clan
3rd Place
"Gift Shop" By: Gumberto
I’m gonna pop some tanks
Only got 20 dollars on my bank card
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for an earner
This is friggin awesome
Nah; walk up in the pubs like, “what up; I got a deal that’s hot!”
I’m so pumped I bought some Gold from the Gift Shop
Bought the Locust; who is so damn speedy
The pubbies like “Damn that’s a small ass premie!”
Rollin in, hella deep, spottin all the other team.
Droppin gold on camo, but saving some for-a T14
Saw a leopard tank, queuing next to my 50t
Probably shoulda started low, something like a light Pz…
…Hotch-kissssss…
Buy both; I’m a sucker for earning Extra Credits!!!
Buyin it, Tryin it, not even close to flyin in it.
No idea what I was doing; ended up dying in it.
But me; premie account-in it man
earning credits; fist over hand
Savin’ time and I’m hella happy that’s a million quick.
I’m-a grab some premie shells, I’m-a grab some premie shells
No for Real – KV Derp – Should I grab some Premie Shells? (Hell yes!)
Premie First Aid and some Lend Lease Oil
added some crew barracks, and some gold training
They had some premie packs, I bought some premie packs
I bought a credit pack, then I bought a Dicker Max
hello, hello Trained Crew, not as slow
George Patton ain’t got nothing on my premie crew, hell no.
We could get some KV-5s, platoon up; drive those.
Special Matchmaking, 3 of us, man we would really OWN.
I’m gonna pop some tanks
Only got 20 dollars on my bank card
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for an earner
This is friggin awesome
What you know about using the Panther / M10?
What you know about using the RAM for it’s Pen?
I’m camping, I’m camping, I’m searching right through foliage.
One man’s trash is another man’s arty
Thank you Garbad giving the arty a bad name
Cause right now premie shells in your game
I'm in the Garage, you can find me buying (slots)
I'm not, I'm not sick of searchin' for my tank (slots)"
Your clannies, the pubbies, the noobs, and your buddies
I’ll take the Churchill 3, hull down, and I’ll work that rate-of-fire
Matilda – hull down –work that rate-of-fire
Jag 88 – anywhere – will rock that rate of fire!
Free players be like “You use gold for your free XP”
I’m like, “Yo I’m Tier 10; I got a T-Shirt.”
Limited Edition, my Mutant is on a mission
Fifty Dollars for a Mutant – that’s a costly premium tank - SICK
I call that having heavy front armor: SICK
I call that some pre-T34 business
Premie tanks cost hella hough
And having many in the game gets the bank on a hella roll.
Peep game, come take a look at my 59
Tryna get me to sell No way… it’s hella MINE
Man it’s hella MINE.
(Garage… grabbin slots… yeah!)
I’m gonna pop some tanks
Only got 20 dollars on my bank card
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for an earner
This is friggin awesome
I bought a brand new Lowe
The pen’s incredible
Drivin this big ass boat
Rollin through the map real slow
I bought a brand new Lowe (damn right)
The pen’s indredible (now come on man)
Drivin this big ass boat (big ass boat)
Rollin through the map real slow (let’s go)
I’m gonna pop some tanks
Only got 20 dollars on my bank card
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for an earner
This is friggin awesome
…Is that your IS-6?
4th Place
"Shoot It Maybe" By: impsamurai
I stole another players kill,
Don't ask me, I'll never tell
I looked to you as it fell,
And now you're in my way
I'd trade my gold for a kill,
Silvers and shells to give hell
I wasn't looking for this,
But now you're in my way
Your barrel was holdin',
Ripped tanks, metal was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where do you think you're going, arty?
Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
It's hard to look right
At you arty,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Hey, I just saw you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
And all the other tanks,
Try to chase me,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
You took your time with the shot,
I took no time to rot,
You gave me nothing at all,
But still, you're in my way
I beg, and borrow and steal
Have foresight and it's real
I didn't know I would feel it,
But it's in my way
Your barrel was holdin',
Ripped tanks, metal was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where do you think you're going, arty?
Hey, I just saw you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
It's hard to look right
At you arty,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Hey, I just saw you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
And all the other tanks,
Try to chase me,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Before you came into my sight
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad
Before you came into my sight
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
I missed you so, so bad (bad, bad)
It's hard to look right
At you arty,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Hey, I just saw you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
And all the other tanks,
Try to chase me,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Before you came into my sight
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad
Before you came into my sight
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
So shoot me, maybe!
5th Place
"Pz 1 C" By: Charleader and Parisguy1212
Strings and Instrumental
(backing vocals in parentheses throughout)
(Pz I C!)
(Pz I C!)
Verse One:
Poor old Arty’s Day
Thought he’d rain down shells from above,
Like he did so many times before
His platoon ran off
And left him behind—who’d blame them?
Alone (alone),
So alone (alone)
He needs support now more than ever
(Pz I C!)
Zooma booma zooma boom i-aye
Pascucci’s medal is on its way!!
Chorus:
(Pz I C)
He’s just a (tier three),
At this moment, he’s a troll machine
(Grille’s in a mess),
He thought he (was the best)
Now he’s hurting
From Pz I C!
Strings and Instrumental
(Pz I C!)
(Pz I C!)
Verse Two:
Came so fast to here
Arty’s rooted in places
They're so resigned to what their fate is,
That afterthought’s too fast and clever.
(Pz I C!)
Remember
Zooma booma zooma boom i-aye
The little tank did its job today!!
Chorus:
(Pz I C)
He’s fast and (he’s mean)
You’ll get dizzy… from his circ-a-ling
(He’s right near the base)
But his job’s (in your face)
Now Grille’s hurting
From Pz I C!!
Bridge (slow):
(Come on … Pz… you ruined my game)
(Come on… Pz.. you’re so untamed)
Now you have shown,
Why you do roam…oh Pz
[Overlapping backing and main lyrics]
Said come on Pz
(Come on Pz, you ruined my game)
(Come on Pz, you’re so untamed)
Now I must say more than ever
Things suck round here
Said come on Pz
Come on PZ…..[crescendo]
Repeat chorus one
Video Contest Winners:
1st Place:
"16 Shells" By: agonise
2nd Place:
"What makes you Horrible" By: DarkxFire
3rd Place:
"Tank Spot(T-50)" By: AtlasZero
http://www.youtube.c...eature=youtu.be
4th Place:
"Good Riddance" By: Herr_Direktor
http://www.youtube.c...eature=youtu.be
5th Place (tied):
"Drive of the Tiger" By: Vbluguitar and Hakumenhuku
http://www.youtube.c...eature=youtu.be
For Comparison to the original video ~Major_Rampage
http://www.youtube.c...eature=youtu.be
5th Place (tied)
"Tanking Batchat Style" By: Scorpion_Strike
http://www.youtube.c...eature=youtu.be
Written Contest Winners:
1st Place:
"Tanker's Paradise" By: CptSkyhawk
As I Hetz through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at real life and realize there's nothing left
Cause I've been rolling and blasting so long
That even that my clanmates think that my mind is gone
But I ain't never shot a blue that didn't deserve it
You be treated like a cheat you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you're rollin, and where you're trollin
Or you and your teammates might be rolled fifteen-oh
I really hate to rage but I gotta know
How my team dies, nevermind just enjoy the show
Fool, I'm the kinda -G- the little tankers wanna be like
In my Type E zeroed sights
Raining shells when the Chaffee lights
We been spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
We keep spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
How'd I get this situation, they got me facing
I can't have a decent fight, I got a pubbie battle
So I gotta take down the entire team
Too much noobievision watching, got me rage screams
I'm an efficiency whore with medals on my mind
Got my gold in gun and a noob in my sights
I'm a snap shot tanker, gun goin banger
And my name is purple so don't arouse my anger
Fool, death ain't nothing but a mouse-click away
So if you want me you better learn how to play
I'm on twenty-three-seven will I be on twenty-four
The way things is going I don't know
Tell me why are you too blind to see
That the ones who suck, are you not me
We been spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
We keep spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
Power in the money, money in the power
Match after match, hour after hour
Everybody's gunning, but half of them ain't looking
At what's going on back at base
But I don't know what's defensing
I say they gotta learn
But nobodys even listening
If they can't understand, how can they assist me
I guess they can't
I guess they won't
I guess they suck
That's how I know they outta luck, fools
We been spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
We keep spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
Tell me why are you too blind to see
That the ones who suck, are you not me
Tell me why are you too blind to see
That the ones who suck, are you not me
2nd Place
"When I was in Your Clan" By: SNSD
Same game but it feels a little bit bigger now
Our tier on the battlefield but it don’t feel the same
When our friends see your name in game, it just tears me down
My heart breaks a little when I play this game
And it all just sounds like noob noob noooooob
Chorus
Hmmmmmm too new too dumb to realize
That I should have paid attention and followed your lead
Should have gave you all my hours in team training
Follow you in every clan match cause all you wanted to do was command
Now the clan’s invading but they’re invading another land
My pride, my ego, my needs, and my selfish ways
Caused a good active clan like them to remove my name
Now I never, never get to improve my game play
And it haunts me every time I play this game
It all just sounds like NOOB Noob NOOOOB
Chorus
Although it hurts, I’ll be the first to say that I was a Noob
Oh I know I’m just a lemming
to try and apologize for my game play
But I just want you to know
I hope your members pay attention
I Hope they follow your lead
Give you all their hours in team training
Follow you in every clan match cause I remember how much you love to command
Do all the things I should have done when I was in your clan
Do all the things I should have done when I was in your clan
3rd Place
"Gift Shop" By: Gumberto
I’m gonna pop some tanks
Only got 20 dollars on my bank card
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for an earner
This is friggin awesome
Nah; walk up in the pubs like, “what up; I got a deal that’s hot!”
I’m so pumped I bought some Gold from the Gift Shop
Bought the Locust; who is so damn speedy
The pubbies like “Damn that’s a small ass premie!”
Rollin in, hella deep, spottin all the other team.
Droppin gold on camo, but saving some for-a T14
Saw a leopard tank, queuing next to my 50t
Probably shoulda started low, something like a light Pz…
…Hotch-kissssss…
Buy both; I’m a sucker for earning Extra Credits!!!
Buyin it, Tryin it, not even close to flyin in it.
No idea what I was doing; ended up dying in it.
But me; premie account-in it man
earning credits; fist over hand
Savin’ time and I’m hella happy that’s a million quick.
I’m-a grab some premie shells, I’m-a grab some premie shells
No for Real – KV Derp – Should I grab some Premie Shells? (Hell yes!)
Premie First Aid and some Lend Lease Oil
added some crew barracks, and some gold training
They had some premie packs, I bought some premie packs
I bought a credit pack, then I bought a Dicker Max
hello, hello Trained Crew, not as slow
George Patton ain’t got nothing on my premie crew, hell no.
We could get some KV-5s, platoon up; drive those.
Special Matchmaking, 3 of us, man we would really OWN.
I’m gonna pop some tanks
Only got 20 dollars on my bank card
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for an earner
This is friggin awesome
What you know about using the Panther / M10?
What you know about using the RAM for it’s Pen?
I’m camping, I’m camping, I’m searching right through foliage.
One man’s trash is another man’s arty
Thank you Garbad giving the arty a bad name
Cause right now premie shells in your game
I'm in the Garage, you can find me buying (slots)
I'm not, I'm not sick of searchin' for my tank (slots)"
Your clannies, the pubbies, the noobs, and your buddies
I’ll take the Churchill 3, hull down, and I’ll work that rate-of-fire
Matilda – hull down –work that rate-of-fire
Jag 88 – anywhere – will rock that rate of fire!
Free players be like “You use gold for your free XP”
I’m like, “Yo I’m Tier 10; I got a T-Shirt.”
Limited Edition, my Mutant is on a mission
Fifty Dollars for a Mutant – that’s a costly premium tank - SICK
I call that having heavy front armor: SICK
I call that some pre-T34 business
Premie tanks cost hella hough
And having many in the game gets the bank on a hella roll.
Peep game, come take a look at my 59
Tryna get me to sell No way… it’s hella MINE
Man it’s hella MINE.
(Garage… grabbin slots… yeah!)
I’m gonna pop some tanks
Only got 20 dollars on my bank card
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for an earner
This is friggin awesome
I bought a brand new Lowe
The pen’s incredible
Drivin this big ass boat
Rollin through the map real slow
I bought a brand new Lowe (damn right)
The pen’s indredible (now come on man)
Drivin this big ass boat (big ass boat)
Rollin through the map real slow (let’s go)
I’m gonna pop some tanks
Only got 20 dollars on my bank card
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for an earner
This is friggin awesome
…Is that your IS-6?
4th Place
"Shoot It Maybe" By: impsamurai
I stole another players kill,
Don't ask me, I'll never tell
I looked to you as it fell,
And now you're in my way
I'd trade my gold for a kill,
Silvers and shells to give hell
I wasn't looking for this,
But now you're in my way
Your barrel was holdin',
Ripped tanks, metal was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where do you think you're going, arty?
Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
It's hard to look right
At you arty,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Hey, I just saw you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
And all the other tanks,
Try to chase me,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
You took your time with the shot,
I took no time to rot,
You gave me nothing at all,
But still, you're in my way
I beg, and borrow and steal
Have foresight and it's real
I didn't know I would feel it,
But it's in my way
Your barrel was holdin',
Ripped tanks, metal was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where do you think you're going, arty?
Hey, I just saw you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
It's hard to look right
At you arty,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Hey, I just saw you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
And all the other tanks,
Try to chase me,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Before you came into my sight
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad
Before you came into my sight
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
I missed you so, so bad (bad, bad)
It's hard to look right
At you arty,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Hey, I just saw you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
And all the other tanks,
Try to chase me,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Before you came into my sight
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad
Before you came into my sight
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
So shoot me, maybe!
5th Place
"Pz 1 C" By: Charleader and Parisguy1212
Strings and Instrumental
(backing vocals in parentheses throughout)
(Pz I C!)
(Pz I C!)
Verse One:
Poor old Arty’s Day
Thought he’d rain down shells from above,
Like he did so many times before
His platoon ran off
And left him behind—who’d blame them?
Alone (alone),
So alone (alone)
He needs support now more than ever
(Pz I C!)
Zooma booma zooma boom i-aye
Pascucci’s medal is on its way!!
Chorus:
(Pz I C)
He’s just a (tier three),
At this moment, he’s a troll machine
(Grille’s in a mess),
He thought he (was the best)
Now he’s hurting
From Pz I C!
Strings and Instrumental
(Pz I C!)
(Pz I C!)
Verse Two:
Came so fast to here
Arty’s rooted in places
They're so resigned to what their fate is,
That afterthought’s too fast and clever.
(Pz I C!)
Remember
Zooma booma zooma boom i-aye
The little tank did its job today!!
Chorus:
(Pz I C)
He’s fast and (he’s mean)
You’ll get dizzy… from his circ-a-ling
(He’s right near the base)
But his job’s (in your face)
Now Grille’s hurting
From Pz I C!!
Bridge (slow):
(Come on … Pz… you ruined my game)
(Come on… Pz.. you’re so untamed)
Now you have shown,
Why you do roam…oh Pz
[Overlapping backing and main lyrics]
Said come on Pz
(Come on Pz, you ruined my game)
(Come on Pz, you’re so untamed)
Now I must say more than ever
Things suck round here
Said come on Pz
Come on PZ…..[crescendo]
Repeat chorus one
Subject: Summer Events Preview 2013
Link on message: #4590791
Ghosts_of_War, on Jun 01 2013 - 22:48, said: What i find funny, is the player gathering, at E3 in LA...... silly WG don't you know that E3 is for gaming industry reps.... unless your renting out a hotel near by.
For those who want to try and tell me i am wrong about E3.
Is E3 2013 open to the general public?
E3 is a professional trade event and is not open to the general public. Individuals who are not able to document their direct and current professional affiliation to the interactive entertainment industry are not qualified to attend.
This is the link i got it from: http://www.e3expo.co...gistration-faq/
Link on message: #4590791
Ghosts_of_War, on Jun 01 2013 - 22:48, said: What i find funny, is the player gathering, at E3 in LA...... silly WG don't you know that E3 is for gaming industry reps.... unless your renting out a hotel near by.
For those who want to try and tell me i am wrong about E3.
Is E3 2013 open to the general public?
E3 is a professional trade event and is not open to the general public. Individuals who are not able to document their direct and current professional affiliation to the interactive entertainment industry are not qualified to attend.
This is the link i got it from: http://www.e3expo.co...gistration-faq/
Mugsy_: The Player Gathering will be at Barney's Beanery in West Hollywood.
June 11th. A sign up thread will be posted today.
Subject: Summer Events Preview 2013
Link on message: #4590791
Ghosts_of_War, on Jun 01 2013 - 21:48, said: What i find funny, is the player gathering, at E3 in
LA...... silly WG don't you know that E3 is for gaming industry
reps.... unless your renting out a hotel near by.
For those who want to try and tell me i am wrong about E3.
Is E3 2013 open to the general public?
E3 is a professional trade event and is not open to the general public. Individuals who are not able to document their direct and current professional affiliation to the interactive entertainment industry are not qualified to attend.
This is the link i got it from: http://www.e3expo.co...gistration-faq/
Link on message: #4590791
Ghosts_of_War, on Jun 01 2013 - 21:48, said: What i find funny, is the player gathering, at E3 in
LA...... silly WG don't you know that E3 is for gaming industry
reps.... unless your renting out a hotel near by.For those who want to try and tell me i am wrong about E3.
Is E3 2013 open to the general public?
E3 is a professional trade event and is not open to the general public. Individuals who are not able to document their direct and current professional affiliation to the interactive entertainment industry are not qualified to attend.
This is the link i got it from: http://www.e3expo.co...gistration-faq/
Mugsy_:
The Player Gathering will be at Barney's Beanery in West Hollywood. June 11th. A sign up thread will be posted today.
The Player Gathering will be at Barney's Beanery in West Hollywood. June 11th. A sign up thread will be posted today.
Subject: Summer Events Preview 2013
Link on message: #4590791
Ghosts_of_War, on Jun 01 2013 - 21:48, said: What i find funny, is the player gathering, at E3 in
LA...... silly WG don't you know that E3 is for gaming industry
reps.... unless your renting out a hotel near by.
For those who want to try and tell me i am wrong about E3.
Is E3 2013 open to the general public?
E3 is a professional trade event and is not open to the general public. Individuals who are not able to document their direct and current professional affiliation to the interactive entertainment industry are not qualified to attend.
This is the link i got it from: http://www.e3expo.co...gistration-faq/
Link on message: #4590791
Ghosts_of_War, on Jun 01 2013 - 21:48, said: What i find funny, is the player gathering, at E3 in
LA...... silly WG don't you know that E3 is for gaming industry
reps.... unless your renting out a hotel near by.For those who want to try and tell me i am wrong about E3.
Is E3 2013 open to the general public?
E3 is a professional trade event and is not open to the general public. Individuals who are not able to document their direct and current professional affiliation to the interactive entertainment industry are not qualified to attend.
This is the link i got it from: http://www.e3expo.co...gistration-faq/
Mugsy_:
The Player Gathering will be at Barney's Beanery in West Hollywood. June 11th. A sign up thread will be posted today.
The Player Gathering will be at Barney's Beanery in West Hollywood. June 11th. A sign up thread will be posted today.
Subject: Free gold from WoWP?
Link on message: #4590389
Link on message: #4590389
Vallter: Hi!
Please, first of all read this article:
http://valltergaming...-warplanes.html
Afterwards this one:
http://worldofwarpla...hing-open-beta/
It will cover all your questions
Please, first of all read this article:
http://valltergaming...-warplanes.html
Afterwards this one:
http://worldofwarpla...hing-open-beta/
It will cover all your questions
Subject: WGA Clan in Pubs
Link on message: #4590264
Deusmortis, on Jun 03 2013 - 19:00, said: Amazingly enough, the regular folk at WGA are just as average as
the average player. Shocking, innit?
Though I do know at least one that is quite good.
Link on message: #4590264
Deusmortis, on Jun 03 2013 - 19:00, said: Amazingly enough, the regular folk at WGA are just as average as
the average player. Shocking, innit?Though I do know at least one that is quite good.
CatStalker: hey! I'm pretty pleased with myself getting into the purple on my
60-day WN7 


Subject: WGA Clan in Pubs
Link on message: #4589699
Link on message: #4589699
CatStalker: Even though I work for Wargaming, I'm still just a regular player
and my account isn't special. I still have to earn every tank I
unlock.
As far as platooning goes, there are no restrictions as to who we can play with or at what tiers. I often play platooned with friends switching between all tier levels as we cycle through our daily x2 games.
Also, most games you'll see WGA staff playing in aren't while they are working, but rather on their own free time.
As far as platooning goes, there are no restrictions as to who we can play with or at what tiers. I often play platooned with friends switching between all tier levels as we cycle through our daily x2 games.
Also, most games you'll see WGA staff playing in aren't while they are working, but rather on their own free time.
Subject: 8.5 Event "XP Jäger" Winners
Link on message: #4589698
Angel_of_Darkness45, on Jun 03 2013 - 06:52, said: Thanks for the Update.
*gives JT a cookie*
muny30, on Jun 03 2013 - 06:54, said: I never got my gold for this, do i talk to about this?
DemonPanther, on Jun 03 2013 - 07:03, said: My patience has been renewed ^^
Spanisharmada, on Jun 03 2013 - 07:10, said: Now can I have my Jewels back :P
chain_chomp, on Jun 03 2013 - 08:07, said: Vamanos vamanos! I've been looking forward to a Type 59 since I
joined, and I need that gold for premium time!
HanZulu, on Jun 03 2013 - 08:29, said: Do we get an updated top 100?
Flakker2, on Jun 03 2013 - 08:53, said: Yep, they are working on it.
What probably happened is this:WG employee in charge of the event used tools incorrectly to collect data on winners and posted a premature list.
People noticed there were errors and this thread grew in size
WG realized its mistakes and is now redoing the whole process
E3 is around the corner so the staff in charge of XP Jager event are also busy with E3 related tasks
WG wants to do it right so are taking their time, but combined with the E3 tasks, it is taken even longer
razzi123, on Jun 03 2013 - 14:58, said: Whoa whoa whoa!! Cant give someone a cookie with out this..
*hands some milk with that cookie*
Gumberto, on Jun 03 2013 - 16:01, said: Regarding payouts for other competitions, is there any news/update
on Song Parody contest?
cRommels, on Jun 03 2013 - 16:49, said: +500 extra gold for the wait.
Link on message: #4589698
Angel_of_Darkness45, on Jun 03 2013 - 06:52, said: Thanks for the Update.*gives JT a cookie*
Jewel_Thief: I love cookies!!!! (─‿‿─)
muny30, on Jun 03 2013 - 06:54, said: I never got my gold for this, do i talk to about this?Jewel_Thief: Please wait until we announce further information in the next 48
hours... and then, if you still haven't received gold by the end of
the week, you can contact Support directly. (Place your ticket
into the "Events" queue.)
DemonPanther, on Jun 03 2013 - 07:03, said: My patience has been renewed ^^Jewel_Thief: We really do appreciate your patience...
Spanisharmada, on Jun 03 2013 - 07:10, said: Now can I have my Jewels back :PJewel_Thief: 
chain_chomp, on Jun 03 2013 - 08:07, said: Vamanos vamanos! I've been looking forward to a Type 59 since I
joined, and I need that gold for premium time!Jewel_Thief: We're working as hard and fast as we can-- so you can get out there
and do some clubbing battling in your Type. 
HanZulu, on Jun 03 2013 - 08:29, said: Do we get an updated top 100?Jewel_Thief: Soooooooon. Make sure you "Follow" this thread.
Flakker2, on Jun 03 2013 - 08:53, said: Yep, they are working on it.What probably happened is this:WG employee in charge of the event used tools incorrectly to collect data on winners and posted a premature list.
People noticed there were errors and this thread grew in size
WG realized its mistakes and is now redoing the whole process
E3 is around the corner so the staff in charge of XP Jager event are also busy with E3 related tasks
WG wants to do it right so are taking their time, but combined with the E3 tasks, it is taken even longer
Jewel_Thief: Something like this... Sorry folks... we're stretched a bit thin
right now... (╯︵╰,)
razzi123, on Jun 03 2013 - 14:58, said: Whoa whoa whoa!! Cant give someone a cookie with out this..*hands some milk with that cookie*
Jewel_Thief: I'm lactose-intolerant... ⊙︿⊙
Gumberto, on Jun 03 2013 - 16:01, said: Regarding payouts for other competitions, is there any news/update
on Song Parody contest?Jewel_Thief: I just went by his desk to poke him irl-- he says this
is on his to-do list for the next 48 hours.
cRommels, on Jun 03 2013 - 16:49, said: +500 extra gold for the wait.Jewel_Thief: 
Thanks everyone!!!
~JT
Thanks everyone!!!
~JT
Subject: 8.6 General Changes Feedback
Link on message: #4589537
Link on message: #4589537
Vallter: Hi all!
Please, also comment in this topic. Much appreciated:
http://forum.worldof...ed/page__st__40
More detailed info on the matter may be found here:
http://valltergaming...-change-or.html
Please, also comment in this topic. Much appreciated:
http://forum.worldof...ed/page__st__40
More detailed info on the matter may be found here:
http://valltergaming...-change-or.html
Subject: 8.6 Super Pershing Nerfed?
Link on message: #4589493
Link on message: #4589493
Vallter: Well, initially it was a bug, but now we do not know, whether we
should keep it as in 8.5 or go to 8.6 with the new model. More
details may be found here:
http://valltergaming...ge-or.html#more
We would like also to hear and gather your opinions.
http://valltergaming...ge-or.html#more
We would like also to hear and gather your opinions.
Subject: SPG starts moving forward after I fire?
Link on message: #4588092
Link on message: #4588092
TragicLoss: Check your key mapping? or your R key might be messed up. R is the
cruise button.
To determine if cruise control is being activated the bottom left corner it should show up with a green arrow.
To determine if cruise control is being activated the bottom left corner it should show up with a green arrow.
Subject: 8.5 Event "XP Jäger" Winners
Link on message: #4586858
Link on message: #4586858
Jewel_Thief: Hey folks,
Please continue to be patient with us as we sort this out.
Please also keep in mind that we are all working very hard to get prepared for E3 (only a week away now!) as well... We're doing the best we can, and ask for your continued patience in this matter. :)
~JT
Please continue to be patient with us as we sort this out.
Please also keep in mind that we are all working very hard to get prepared for E3 (only a week away now!) as well... We're doing the best we can, and ask for your continued patience in this matter. :)
~JT
Subject: Supported Screen Resolution
Link on message: #4586441
Link on message: #4586441
TragicLoss: Might want to put this in the suggestions. :)
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