Heisenberg

churchill50: That's a good one! I'll have to add that to my repertoire. And another, just for fun:A police officer pulls over a car for speeding. He walks up to the driver's window and finds Hiesenberg driving, Shrodinger in the passenger seat, and Ohm in the back."Do you know how fast you were going?" he asks."Well no, but I know exactly where we are!" replies Heisenberg."You were going 95mph" says the policeman."Oh great! Now we're lost!" says Heisenberg.The police office hears something in the trunk, and asks them to open it. He goes to inspect it, then comes back."Do you know you have a dead cat in the trunk?" he asks."Well now we do! Gee thanks!" Shrodinger yells!"That's it, I'm arresting all of you. Get out of the car with your hands where I can see them!" commands the police officer.Ohm resists.