Parody Song Contest Winners

Major_Rampage: The votes have been cast and  tallied,  and now the winners of the Parody Contest as chosen by you the members of the community.

Video Contest Winners:

1st Place:
"16 Shells" By: agonise


2nd Place:
"What makes you Horrible" By: DarkxFire


3rd Place:
"Tank Spot(T-50)" By: AtlasZero
http://www.youtube.c...eature=youtu.be

4th Place:
"Good Riddance" By: Herr_Direktor
http://www.youtube.c...eature=youtu.be

5th Place (tied):
"Drive of the Tiger" By: Vbluguitar and Hakumenhuku
http://www.youtube.c...eature=youtu.be

For Comparison to the original video ~Major_Rampage
http://www.youtube.c...eature=youtu.be

5th Place (tied)
"Tanking Batchat Style" By: Scorpion_Strike
http://www.youtube.c...eature=youtu.be


Written Contest Winners:

1st Place:
"Tanker's Paradise" By: CptSkyhawk
                    
As I Hetz through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at real life and realize there's nothing left
Cause I've been rolling and blasting so long
That even that my clanmates think that my mind is gone
But I ain't never shot a blue that didn't deserve it
You be treated like a cheat you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you're rollin, and where you're trollin
Or you and your teammates might be rolled fifteen-oh
I really hate to rage but I gotta know
How my team dies, nevermind just enjoy the show
Fool, I'm the kinda -G- the little tankers wanna be like
In my Type E zeroed sights
Raining shells when the Chaffee lights
We been spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
We keep spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
How'd I get this situation, they got me facing
I can't have a decent fight, I got a pubbie battle
So I gotta take down the entire team
Too much noobievision watching, got me rage screams
I'm an efficiency whore with medals on my mind
Got my gold in gun and a noob in my sights
I'm a snap shot tanker, gun goin banger
And my name is purple so don't arouse my anger
Fool, death ain't nothing but a mouse-click away
So if you want me you better learn how to play
I'm on twenty-three-seven will I be on twenty-four
The way things is going I don't know
Tell me why are you too blind to see
That the ones who suck, are you not me
We been spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
We keep spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
Power in the money, money in the power
Match after match, hour after hour
Everybody's gunning, but half of them ain't looking
At what's going on back at base
But I don't know what's defensing
I say they gotta learn
But nobodys even listening
If they can't understand, how can they assist me
I guess they can't
I guess they won't
I guess they suck
That's how I know they outta luck, fools
We been spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
We keep spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
Tell me why are you too blind to see
That the ones who suck, are you not me
Tell me why are you too blind to see
That the ones who suck, are you not me

2nd Place
"When I was in Your Clan" By: SNSD
                    
Same game but it feels a little bit bigger now
Our tier on the battlefield but it don’t feel the same
When our friends see your name in game, it just tears me down
My heart breaks a little when I play this game
And it all just sounds like noob noob noooooob
Chorus
Hmmmmmm too new too dumb to realize
That I should have paid attention and followed your lead
Should have gave you all my hours in team training
Follow you in every clan match cause all you wanted to do was command
Now the clan’s invading but they’re invading another land
My pride, my ego, my needs, and my selfish ways
Caused a good active clan like them to remove my name
Now I never, never get to improve my game play
And it haunts me every time I play this game
It all just sounds like NOOB Noob NOOOOB
Chorus
Although it hurts, I’ll be the first to say that I was a Noob
Oh I know I’m just a lemming
to try and apologize for my game play
But I just want you to know
I hope your members pay attention
I Hope they follow your lead
Give you all their hours in team training
Follow you in every clan match cause I remember how much you love to command
Do all the things I should have done when I was in your clan
Do all the things I should have done when I was in your clan

3rd Place
"Gift Shop" By: Gumberto
                    
  I’m gonna pop some tanks
Only got 20 dollars on my bank card
  I - I - I'm hunting, looking for an earner
  This is friggin awesome
Nah; walk up in the pubs like, “what up; I got a deal that’s hot!”
I’m so pumped I bought some Gold from the Gift Shop
Bought the Locust; who is so damn speedy
The pubbies like “Damn that’s a small ass premie!”
Rollin in, hella deep, spottin all the other team.
Droppin gold on camo, but saving some for-a T14
Saw a leopard tank, queuing next to my 50t
Probably shoulda started low, something like a light Pz…
  …Hotch-kissssss…
Buy both; I’m a sucker for earning Extra Credits!!!
Buyin it, Tryin it, not even close to flyin in it.
No idea what I was doing; ended up dying in it.
But me; premie account-in it man
earning credits; fist over hand
Savin’ time and I’m hella happy that’s a million quick.
I’m-a grab some premie shells, I’m-a grab some premie shells
No for Real – KV Derp – Should I grab some Premie Shells? (Hell yes!)
Premie First Aid and some Lend Lease Oil
   added some crew barracks, and some gold training
They had some premie packs, I bought some premie packs
I bought a credit pack, then I bought a Dicker Max
hello, hello Trained Crew, not as slow
George Patton ain’t got nothing on my premie crew, hell no.
We could get some KV-5s, platoon up; drive those.
Special Matchmaking, 3 of us, man we would really OWN.
  I’m gonna pop some tanks
  Only got 20 dollars on my bank card
  I - I - I'm hunting, looking for an earner
  This is friggin awesome
What you know about using the Panther / M10?
What you know about using the RAM for it’s Pen?
I’m camping, I’m camping, I’m searching right through foliage.
One man’s trash is another man’s arty
Thank you Garbad giving the arty a bad name
Cause right now premie shells in your game
I'm in the Garage, you can find me buying (slots)
I'm not, I'm not sick of searchin' for my tank (slots)"
Your clannies, the pubbies, the noobs, and your buddies
I’ll take the Churchill 3, hull down, and I’ll work that rate-of-fire
Matilda – hull down –work that rate-of-fire
Jag 88 – anywhere – will rock that rate of fire!
Free players be like “You use gold for your free XP”
I’m like, “Yo I’m Tier 10; I got a T-Shirt.”
Limited Edition, my Mutant is on a mission
Fifty Dollars for a Mutant – that’s a costly premium tank - SICK
I call that having heavy front armor: SICK
I call that some pre-T34 business
Premie tanks cost hella hough
And having many in the game gets the bank on a hella roll.
Peep game, come take a look at my 59
Tryna get me to sell No way… it’s hella MINE
Man it’s hella MINE.
  (Garage… grabbin slots… yeah!)
  I’m gonna pop some tanks
  Only got 20 dollars on my bank card
  I - I - I'm hunting, looking for an earner
  This is friggin awesome
I bought a brand new Lowe
The pen’s incredible
Drivin this big ass boat
Rollin through the map real slow
  I bought a brand new Lowe (damn right)
  The pen’s indredible (now come on man)
  Drivin this big ass boat (big ass boat)
  Rollin through the map real slow (let’s go)
  I’m gonna pop some tanks
  Only got 20 dollars on my bank card
  I - I - I'm hunting, looking for an earner
  This is friggin awesome
…Is that your IS-6?

4th Place
"Shoot It Maybe" By: impsamurai
                    
I stole another players kill,
Don't ask me, I'll never tell
I looked to you as it fell,
And now you're in my way
I'd trade my gold for a kill,
Silvers and shells to give hell
I wasn't looking for this,
But now you're in my way
Your barrel was holdin',
Ripped tanks, metal was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where do you think you're going, arty?
Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
It's hard to look right
At you arty,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Hey, I just saw you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
And all the other tanks,
Try to chase me,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
You took your time with the shot,
I took no time to rot,
You gave me nothing at all,
But still, you're in my way
I beg, and borrow and steal
Have foresight and it's real
I didn't know I would feel it,
But it's in my way
Your barrel was holdin',
Ripped tanks, metal was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where do you think you're going, arty?
Hey, I just saw you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
It's hard to look right
At you arty,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Hey, I just saw you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
And all the other tanks,
Try to chase me,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Before you came into my sight
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad
Before you came into my sight
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
I missed you so, so bad (bad, bad)
It's hard to look right
At you arty,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Hey, I just saw you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
And all the other tanks,
Try to chase me,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Before you came into my sight
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad
Before you came into my sight
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
So shoot me, maybe!

5th Place
"Pz 1 C" By: Charleader and Parisguy1212
                    
Strings and Instrumental
(backing vocals in parentheses throughout)
(Pz I C!)
(Pz I C!)
Verse One:
Poor old Arty’s Day
Thought he’d rain down shells from above,
Like he did so many times before
His platoon ran off
And left him behind—who’d blame them?
Alone (alone),
So alone (alone)
He needs support now more than ever
(Pz I C!)
Zooma booma zooma boom i-aye
Pascucci’s medal is on its way!!
Chorus:
(Pz I C)
He’s just a (tier three),
At this moment,  he’s a troll machine
(Grille’s in a mess),
He thought he (was the best)
Now he’s hurting
From Pz I C!
Strings and Instrumental
(Pz I C!)
(Pz I C!)
Verse Two:
Came so fast to here
Arty’s rooted in places
They're so resigned to what their fate is,
That afterthought’s too fast and clever.
(Pz I C!)
Remember
Zooma booma zooma boom i-aye
The little tank did its job today!!
Chorus:
(Pz I C)
He’s fast and (he’s mean)
You’ll get dizzy… from his circ-a-ling
(He’s right near the base)
But his job’s (in your face)
Now Grille’s hurting
From Pz I C!!
Bridge (slow):
(Come on … Pz… you ruined my game)
(Come on… Pz.. you’re so untamed)
Now you have shown,
Why you do roam…oh Pz
[Overlapping backing and main lyrics]
Said come on Pz
(Come on Pz, you ruined my game)
(Come on Pz, you’re so untamed)
Now I must say more than ever
Things suck round here
Said come on Pz
Come on PZ…..[crescendo]
Repeat chorus one