Limerick Contest Winners (Written and Video)

Major_Rampage: There once was an event in tanks
Where limericks lined up in ranks
The limericks were posted
And the community voted
Now the winners give you their thanks
-Major_Rampage
Written Category:
1st Place  
A unicum Bat Chat from -G-
Decided he wanted my tree
I’d counted his rounds
But my math wasn’t sound
As he’d saved the last two for me -Pongo 10,000 Gold
2nd Place
My Chaffee I took for an outing
To do some artillery scouting:
An M40 instead
Direct-fired me dead,
And I ended up red-faced and pouting.
-Superior_Strategy 8,000 Gold
3rd Place
A Stuart met up with a Lee,
They both were confused as could be.
They said "Wait a sec,
Just how the heck
Can we both be known as M3?" -tutty29 6,000 Gold
4th Place
My driver made our ELC prance.
It shook and shimmied and danced.
I thought at the time,
That he had too much wine.
But his strong coffee had spilled in his pants. -_OOHBOY  4,000 Gold
5th Place
Alas from the Forums he's famed,
The Unicum - Garbad he's named,
Your Grille's a burning hulk,
and from his gold rounds - you sulk,
He wants Artillery removed from the game! -SeanPwnery  2,000 Gold
Video Winners:
1st Place KingAlphyn 10,000 Gold
2nd Place StormCrow347 8,000 Gold
3rd Place (tied) Superior_Strategy 6,000 Gold
3rd Place (tied) Profex  6,000 Gold
4th Place PVTSolonas 4,000 Gold

5th Place Deusmortis 2,000 Gold