*CLEAN* Tank Limerick Contest Discussion Thread

Buddhas_buttkicker, on Mar 13 2013 - 20:30, said: I don't think I have any chance of winning but I had to submit it. Depends on the sense of humor WG has at present.
Ode to My Little Friend-
I ONCE HAD A VK’801,
I NEVER FAILED TO HAVE FUN,
IT WOULD ZIP ACROSS TURF
BUT IT GOT A BIG NERF
NOW IT JUST HAS A BIG GUN
Simple, clean, to the point. And no reference to Nantucket :-)