I demand compensation for this battle

Lert:   Ok, why are you singling me out? No, really, answer me this please. Why, out of all the people who commented negatively on your post, are you singling me out?   As for it being a joke - ... Sure, if you say so, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Next time though, if you want to make a joke, put something in there that makes it obvious that it is a joke, instead of a verbatim retread of common-ish serious posts by entitled skrebs. That's the thing about parody, you can't just parrot the thing you're making fun of, and I've seen more than my fair share of this exact same thread but not posted as a joke. Hence my reaction.