August Contests and Specials

Keats, on Aug 02 2012 - 04:44, said: Thanks for this, Karl_eller.
The descriptions of these events are really written by a complete *****. Look at the one for Allstars: It lists when it is, it list who can participate, it even lists all the rules. It just doesn't say WHAT IT IS. WHAT IS THE GOAL OF THE EVENT?? HELLOOOOOO it's not that hard to write comprehensively. I think they're just making it difficult on purpose, like they are doing with the Time Zones. They're listing time zones nobody uses, and then add a link to a completely difficult to use time converter, instead of just adding a few more time zones for for example the whole fucking East Coast. I'm not a stupid man, but I work hard, I'm tired when I get home. I turn off my brain. Don't make me look hard for what events are and what fucking time the server maintenance is. Just please god, add Eastern Standard Time (You know, New York?) and EDT. And learn how to write events.
And please, in simple words, tell me what the All Stars event is. Keep it simple. Like, 'Kill everything, and when you're fucking proud of yourself and think you might deserve praise, take a screenshot and email it. You might win stuff.'
Alternatively, take a course in how to write shit for websites for dummies.
Oh, and great game btw.