March Missions for February Scavenger Hunt

DomoSapien: Hey folks, well, I can't say I'm entirely surprised given our track record with this event but needless to say I'm pretty darn disappointed. I understand the missions aren't working? I have a suspicion as to why and I'm investigating.   Looking into the issue and trying to figure out what's going on. The sooner we get this fixed, the sooner I can find a nice rock to curl up under in the fetal position.