What if Germany had've invaded America?

AngusMcAWESOME, on 21 February 2011 - 11:38 PM, said: Yeah, good luck with that idea. You want to send them up through Mexico, where there only routes into the US take them through either Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, or California? Really? So the master plan is to not only stretch your supply lines across the Atlantic, but now we're going to make them fight across desert country (something they had a hard enough time with doing with supply lines that just had to cross the Med), and their options are going through a state that plays home for signifigant portion of the US army and whose population has one of the highest per-capita gun ownership rates in the entire country, or they can go though the state we're using as a missile range and a nuclear test site that's right next door to the previous state, or they can go through the state that only has a few military bases but has one of the most brutal deserts in the northern hemisphere and it's next door neighbor is a state that serves as home to 1/3rd of the US Marine Corps (along with a large portion of the USN pacific fleet, and multiple army bases).
So the cunning plan, Baldrick, is to invade right into a part of the US where the US Military is immediately set up for a very large scale pincer manuever and your only method of retreat is run south as fast as you can till you hit the port you disembarked from and hope to God that the Americans haven't sunk your ride home... Right. Of course this is all based on the assumption that the US Navy would even allow the German invasion force to get in sight of land, much less actally land their forces.
How are the Germans supposed to even get to Canada? Battalions of fat guys in Red driving APC sized sleighs pulled by eight armored reindeer?