BAD advices how to play World of Tanks
Дата: 20.07.2010 01:36:57
LiannaSilverwind: Disclaimer: This topic is intended to be for FUN
Those are ironical BAD advices how to play World of Tanks from 730 battles of mine. Please, do NOT follow these guidelines.
Tactics:
1) You joined the battle in non-upgraded tank you are not familiar with. The decision is obvious. You order: RUSH IN!!!
2) Your team lacks artillery and anti-tank vehicles, 2/3 of the enemy team are artillery and anti-tank vehicles. The decision is obvious. You order: RUSH IN!!!
3) People rarely rush through the middle of the map. It is obvious mistake, because everyone is used to it and no one covers the middle. Ever. You order: RUSH IN THE MIDDLE!!!
4) Artillery boys are screaming for protection against light tanks. Everyone knows that light tanks give too few XP/Credits and artillery are non-moving farmers. They have real big guns to protect themselves as well! You follow the plan: RUSH IN!!!
Tank mastery:
5) You are in a light tank and it is highly probable you will be destroyed quickly. Therefore you snipe from the bushes nearby to your artillery.
6) You are in outdated non-upgraded low tier tank and your team asks someone to scout. They are free to go, they have better armour and more HP. You will snipe the targets uncovered to gain XP/Credits.
7) The game offers HE shells. They are useless, no penetration at all. No penetration = no XP/Credits.
Driving mastery:
7) You are in lower tier tank and you see higher tier allied tank crossing your path. He has many HP, so he won't mind collision. Besides, how does he dare to cross your path?!
8) You see slow moving allied artillery crossing your path. Do not slow down, faster tank has the priority! Let the artillery boy wait, they are sitting all the game on the same spot anyway!
9) Collision with an ally often causes critical hits on him and everyone knows that every critical hit you cause brings you XP and Credits! Here we go!
10) Critically damaged enemy of high tier is crawling to the swamp from you. Suddenly green bar "Enemy base capture" appears on your screen. Forget about finishing your enemy, you must be at their base in no time!
Feel free to add your own advices based on your experience and feelings!
Those are ironical BAD advices how to play World of Tanks from 730 battles of mine. Please, do NOT follow these guidelines.
Tactics:
1) You joined the battle in non-upgraded tank you are not familiar with. The decision is obvious. You order: RUSH IN!!!
2) Your team lacks artillery and anti-tank vehicles, 2/3 of the enemy team are artillery and anti-tank vehicles. The decision is obvious. You order: RUSH IN!!!
3) People rarely rush through the middle of the map. It is obvious mistake, because everyone is used to it and no one covers the middle. Ever. You order: RUSH IN THE MIDDLE!!!
4) Artillery boys are screaming for protection against light tanks. Everyone knows that light tanks give too few XP/Credits and artillery are non-moving farmers. They have real big guns to protect themselves as well! You follow the plan: RUSH IN!!!
Tank mastery:
5) You are in a light tank and it is highly probable you will be destroyed quickly. Therefore you snipe from the bushes nearby to your artillery.
6) You are in outdated non-upgraded low tier tank and your team asks someone to scout. They are free to go, they have better armour and more HP. You will snipe the targets uncovered to gain XP/Credits.
7) The game offers HE shells. They are useless, no penetration at all. No penetration = no XP/Credits.
Driving mastery:
7) You are in lower tier tank and you see higher tier allied tank crossing your path. He has many HP, so he won't mind collision. Besides, how does he dare to cross your path?!
8) You see slow moving allied artillery crossing your path. Do not slow down, faster tank has the priority! Let the artillery boy wait, they are sitting all the game on the same spot anyway!
9) Collision with an ally often causes critical hits on him and everyone knows that every critical hit you cause brings you XP and Credits! Here we go!
10) Critically damaged enemy of high tier is crawling to the swamp from you. Suddenly green bar "Enemy base capture" appears on your screen. Forget about finishing your enemy, you must be at their base in no time!
Feel free to add your own advices based on your experience and feelings!
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