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Captain_Judo: We urge everyone to familiarize themselves with the following, prior to competing: F.A.Q.
Skirmish Rules

Tier Limits
With a maximum of 10 players per battle, a team (maximum 15 players per team) must field a selection of tanks based on the below, maximum tier limits.
Heavy: n/a
Medium: 1
TD: n/a
Light: 1
SPG: n/a Victory Conditions The winner of each round will be determined as the first to 3 victories on a given map.
Each battle will last 10 minutes.
The Standard battle mode will be used for this tournament. Schedule
Note that only 64 teams will be allowed to participate. Teams will be accepted on a first come, first serve basis, see Registration for details.
The full schedule will be confirmed at the close of registration, once the final team count has been determined. Rounds will begin at 19:30 PDT (22:30 EST, 02:30 UTC the following day) each scheduled day. Curious what time this is in your region? Use this handy Time Zone Converter to help you out!
Round 1: May 13th
Round 2: May 14th
Round 3: May 15th
Round 4: May 16th
Round 5: May 17th
Round 6: May 18th There will be a 2 minute break in between battles for each round.

Prizes
The following gold prizes will be provided to each member of the respective team, including reserves.
First place: 5,000
Second place: 2,000
Third place: 1,000
Fourth place: 1,000 Maps
There will be six, different maps used during Skirmish 19. Each round will draw one randomly selected map from the following list: Widepark
Airfield
Erlenberg
Redshire
Live Oaks
Sand River
Highway
Cliff
Fjords
Mountain Pass
Seaport
Westfield
El Halluf
Karelia
Province
Arctic Region
Malinovka
Komarin
Fisherman's Bay
Abbey
South Coast The map for the night will not be published prior to initiating the round.

CatStalker: I can confirm that tier 7 premium tanks will not receive the credit bonus. The article has been updated to clarify this.

Major_Rampage: Howdy Folks!  After going through the 400+ entries for the contest,  we have our finalists.  Please take some time and read their parodies,  and vote for your favorite.  You have until May 19th 26th at 23:59 PDT to cast your vote for you favorites.
"Doubles"
By: Hammer606 and Siege303
A parody of "I knew you were trouble" by Taylor Swift

Once upon a time
A few battles ago
I was in your sights
You got me alone
You owned me, You owned me, You owned me
My teammates didn't care
And I should've guessed that
And when I died hard
They went on the attack
Without me, Without me, Without me
And the battle's lost
How could that be?
And I realize the blame is on me
Cause I knew I needed doubles when I logged in
The shame's on me now
Trying too hard to get a win
Till you blew me up Oh!
I knew I needed doubles when I logged in
The shame's on me now
Trying to hard to get a win
So I'm sitting in my cold garage
Oh, oh, doubles, doubles, doubles
Oh, oh, doubles, doubles, doubles
No excuses now
Let's give it one more try
Pretend I'm really pro.
But I'm a noob, that's why
I'm drowning, I'm drowning, I'm drowning
And I heard "Uninstall"
From the people on my team
So little damage dealt
Bye bye efficiency
And now I see, now I see, now I see
The battles lost
T'was meant to be
And I realize the reason is me
Cause I knew I needed doubles when I logged in
The shame's on me now
Trying too hard to get a win
Till you blew me up Oh!
I knew I needed doubles when I logged in
The shame's on me now
Trying to hard to get a win
So I'm sitting in my cold garage
Oh, oh, doubles, doubles, doubles
Oh, oh, doubles, doubles, doubles
Then the scariest thought comes into mind
When I do win, I'll get no kills, or damage, or cap points
Nooo!
Cause I knew I needed doubles when I logged in
The shame's on me now
Trying too hard to get a win
Till you blew me up Oh!
I knew I needed doubles when I logged in
The shame's on me now
Trying to hard to get a win
So I'm sitting in my cold garage
Oh, oh, doubles, doubles, doubles
Oh, oh, doubles, doubles, doubles
I knew I needed doubles when I logged in
Doubles, doubles, doubles
I knew I needed doubles when I logged in
Doubles, doubles, doubles
"Bad Scouts"
By:  Poptab
Parody of M.I.A.’s “Bad Girls”

Live fast, die young
Bad scouts do it well
Live fast, die young
Bad scouts do it well
[x2]
A shell hits my treads
When I’m banging towards the enemy
A shell hits my treads
When I’m chargin’ to those SPGs
Get back, get down
My team they be yellin’ on the comm
Foot down, no brakes
Don’t go screaming if I blow up with a bang
Aaaaahh Kamikazee
I’m coming in the Chaffee
gasoline
There’s steam on the hatch screen
Shake it, Bake it
Tracks bouncing like a trampoline
When I get to where I’m going, gonna take your SPG
Live fast, die young
Bad scouts do it well
Live fast, die young
Bad scouts do it well
[x2]
A shell hits my treads
When I’m banging towards the enemy
A shell hits my treads
When I’m chargin’ to those SPGs
Yeah back it, back it
Yeah pull up to the defilade
watch the signal
Cover me, cause I’m chargin’ in
Had a handle on it
My tank, but I broke it
When I get to where I’m going, gonna have you rage quittin’
Live fast, die young
Bad scouts do it well
Live fast, die young
Bad scouts do it well
[x2]
A shell hits my treads
When I’m banging towards the enemy
A shell hits my treads
When I’m chargin’ to those SPGs
[x2]
Get back, get down
My team they be yellin’ on the comm
Foot down, no brakes
Don’t go screaming if I blow up with a bang
Going through the line boys SPGs be trembling’
Accelerating fast I could win this in a second
Looking in the rear view teammates looking ill
Leave them boys behind cuz I’m on my way to kill
Shift gear arty hunting what you gonna do
Who is gonna stop me when I'm coming through
What we got left is just me and you
If I catch you from behind you’ll be feelin’ blue
Get back, get down
My team they be yellin’ on the comm
Foot down, no brakes
Don’t go screaming if I blow up with a bang
Live fast, die young
Bad scouts do it well
Live fast, die young
Bad scouts do it well
[x4]
A shell hits my treads
When I’m banging towards the enemy
A shell hits my treads
When I’m chargin’ to those SPGs
[x2]
"VK 28.01 Drive By"
By:  AbramsLincoln
Parody of Train's "Drive By"

On the other side of the map I knew
Drove, a tank that looked like you
That was a T-50-2
But I felt this can’t be true
Cause your team has a Chaffee, AMX 13 90
And don’t forget your T71.
Oh but that one fight
Was more than just right
I didn’t leave you, cause I just derped you.
You were so overwhelmed, and frankly screwed as hell
Until they came to rescue you.
Oh I ran from you
Swearing, loathing you
You see my arty, drive by
Just a slow guy, looking for a dumb guy
Slow enough to derp with, my gun
When you shoot me, everything is poopy
I don’t like it, screw me
Either way you’ll shoot me
Oh I ran from you
Swearing, loathing you
You see my arty, drive by
On the other side of the map I hid
You came rushing through the mid
Everyone shot at you, every inch you came this way
But there you are again
Dodging shots like nobody’s in and
At one hundred meters at last
Oh but that one fight
Was more than just right
I didn’t leave you, cause I just derped you.
You were so overwhelmed, and frankly screwed as hell
Until they came to rescue you.
Oh I ran from you
Swearing, loathing you
You see my arty, drive by
Just a slow guy, looking for a dumb guy
Slow enough to derp with, my gun
When you shoot me, everything is poopy
I don’t like it, screw me
Either way you’ll shoot me
Oh I ran from you
Swearing, loathing you
You see my arty, drive by
Please believe that when I leave
That I will destroy that T-50-2
In addition to those other light tanks too
On the other side of a bridge I knew
Drove, a tank that looked like you
That was a T-50-2
But I felt this can’t be true
Cause
Oh I just derped you
Doughnuts around you
I see your arty, drive by
Just a slow guy, looking for your dumb guy
Slow enough to derp with, my gun
When you shoot me, all your shots are bouncy
If you don’t like it derp me
Either way you can’t, see
Oh I just derped you
Doughnuts around you
I see your arty, drive by
"U Can't Pen This"
or
"It's Löwe Time"
By: SaintC & Silverinferno of Mass Requiem World of Tanks clan
Parody of "U Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer

You can't pen  this
You can't pen  this
You can't pen  this
You can't pen  this
My, my, my, my Loewe hits you  so hard
Makes you say "Oh, my Gawd"
Thank you for pinging me
With a mighty gold round but ya missed two feet
It feels good, when you know you're down
in a super dope tank from Essen town
And I'm known , better than gin
And this is a tank, uh, you can't pen
I told you, grease boy (You can't pen this)
Yeah, that's how we roll and you know (You can't pen this)
Look at my tracks, man (You can't pen this)
Yo, let me ping these funky shells (You can't touch this)
Fresh new tanks, advance
You gotta like that, now, you know you wanna dance
So move, outta your bush
And get a gear on and catch this rush
While it's rollin', hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's goin' on
Like that, like that
hot on a mission so don't fall back
Let 'em know, that you're so in
a bad ass tank, uh, they can't pen
Yo, I told you (You can't pen this)
Why you hidin there, man? (You can't pen this)
Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucka (You can't pen this)
Givin me a target with emblems
Makin' 'em sweat, that's why I'm givin' 'em Hell,
they know ... face down the Loewe,
you face down a barrel ... That's loaded and tight
tankers are sweatin' so pass them a wipe
Or a book, to learn
What's it gonna take to make them not burn
in flames? Legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit
That's word because you know
You can't pen this,
you can't pen this
Break it down
Stop, Loewe time
Go with the group, it is said
If you can't shoot Then you probably are dead
So wave the white flag in the air
Bust a few tracks as we roll into your lair
This is it, for the winner
try to shoot me as i go for your dinner
Move, slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump, bump, bump
Yeah (You can't pen this)
Look, man (You can't pen this)
You better back it up, boy Because you know you can't (You can't pen this)
Ring the bell, school's back in
Break it down
Stop, Loewe time
You can't pen this
You can't pen this
You can't pen this
Break it down
Stop, Loewe time
Every time you see me
The Loewe just so grand
I'm rollin down the battlefield
and I'm kickin in the sand
Now why would I ever
stop doing this?
With others makin' shots that just don't hit
I've toured around the world,
from Eastmet to the Dorf
It's "Loewe, go Loewe, der Loewe, yo, Loewe"
And the rest can go and burn
You can't pen this
You can't pen this
You can't pen this
Yeah, you can't pen this I told you, you can't pen this Too hype, can't touch this Get way outta here, you can't pen this
"This Tank Aria"
By:  Spangles
Parody of: This Day Aria (from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

This game is going to be perfect
The kind of game of which I dreamed of since I installed
All those tanks will drive around
Think they're safe from shells inbound
What they don’t know is that I can kill them all...
This game was going to be perfect
The kind of game of which I dreamed of since I installed
But instead of doing great
I've been tracked and now I wait
For the rain of shells that surely will soon fall...
I could care less for their distress
I won't reply to all their cries
For help! I'll be lying when I say:
“Let's win this game together.
Our teamwork's surely better.”
The truth is I will steal kills from them all
For I'm free to pick and choose
My teamwork is just a ruse
That top gun will certainly be mine!
I must evade before it’s too late
Find a way to win this game
Hope? I’ll be lying if I say:
“I don't fear that I may lose this
To one who picks and chooses,
Laughing as friend and foe go up in flame”
For my team has met their doom
But my tank's not yet my tomb
Oh artillery, I'll kill you very soon!
Finally the moment has arrived
For me to shoot one final shell into the sky
Oh this shot I might not make!
He’ll shoot me dead inside my tank!
That artillery may--
Win. I win. Ahahahaha!
"Another Matchup"
By Ravencrow
Parody of:  Bare Naked Ladies "Another Postcard with Chimpanzees"

You can't imagine so many tankers on an online scale.
Only two words can describe these matchups and that’s epic fail.
They come domestic, cross the border, or from overseas.
But someone keeps sending me online matches filled with tank trainees.
Some tanks go swimming, some tanks are blowing off their tracks,
Some tanks with derp guns, that target friendlies to attack.
There’s Bo and Luke tanks, sailing through unfriendly skies,
A pair of French tanks, who won’t fight, don’t ask me why.
[CHORUS (x2):]
Another matchup, with tank trainees,
And everyone is assigned to me.
If I had to guess, I'd say matchmaker thinks it's doing great.
Teams seem balanced, countdown’s done, now go decide your fate.
I'm losing creds –and  these x5’s are keeping me up all night.
It was funny, but now I’m using gold rounds to win a tier one fight.
Some tanks that won’t cap, tanks zoomed in to get their kill.
Some tanks who love speed, burning rubber for their cheap thrills.
A going camping tank, in a bush with his cammo,
A shyly bashful tank, that forgot to stock ammo.
[CHORUS (x2)]
Somehow they followed me even though I cammo’d outside their zone.
No matter what, they rush and they die, they won't leave me alone.
Another trainee in this match could make me lose my mind,
But look at matchmaker searching players till it finally finds.
Some tanks with derp guns
Some tanks that go swim
Some tanks that blow tracks
Some tanks that won’t cap
I've got some parked tanks; that sit at base and go nowhere.
I've got the blind tanks firing their shells into the air.
Another matchup with tank trainees
And every one is assigned to me.
Every one is, every one is, every one is assigned to me.
Every one is, every one is, every one is assigned to me.
[CHORUS (x4)]
Some tanks with derp guns, Some tanks that go swim
Some tanks that blow tracks, Some tanks that won’t cap
I've got some parked tanks; that sit at base and go nowhere.
I've got the blind tanks, firing their shells into the air.
There’s Bo and Luke tanks, sailing through unfriendly skies,
A pair of French tanks, who won’t fight, don’t ask me why.
Some tanks that love speed, drivers that smoke weed.
I got a goin’ campin’ tank, and I got the shyly bashful tank.
"Seal Clubbin'"
By:  Omnominous
Parody of:  Free Fallin' by Tom Petty

I'm a good tanker, love my Sherman
Love my PzIV, and derp cannons too
I'm a good tanker, crazy 'bout tier two
Love T18s and my BT-2
It's a long grind, gunnin' for a tier ten
There's a unicum, trollin' through the chat
But I'm a bad player, 'cause I don't really win much
I'm a bad player, for ragin' from the grind
So I'm seal, seal clubbin'
Yeah I'm seal, seal clubbin'
All the low tiers, learnin' how to tank
They don't yet know how, to aim their guns
And all us bad players, are waiting in cover
All the poor noobs, getting shot in the side
And I'm seal, seal clubbin'
Yea I'm seal, seal clubbin'
I wanna ride down, over Murovanka
I wanna blast your, tank off of the hill
I wanna seal club, beat noobs into nothin'
Gonna leave the, pros for awhile
And I'm seal, seal clubbin'
Yea I'm seal, seal clubbin'
Yea I'm seal, seal clubbin'
Oh!
Seal clubbin'
And I'm seal, oh! Seal clubbin'
I Dreamed a Dream
By:  kodiakalpha
Parody of:  I Dreamed a Dream from Les Miserables

There was a time when tanks were kind
When their armor was soft
And their flanks inviting
There was a time when I was blind
And the game was a song
And the song was exciting
There was a time
Then it all went wrong
I dreamed a dream in tiers gone by
When I could fly
By tanks a firing
I dreamed that I would never die
I dreamed MM would be forgiving
Then I was young and unafraid
And shells were fired and and tanks were wasted There were no repairs to be paid Victories won and medals tasted
But the Tigers come at night
With their cannons roaring thunder
As they tear your tank apart
As they turn your dream to shame
He spent a summer by my side
He filled my games with endless wonder
He took my Cromwell in his stride
But he was gone when Comet came
And still I dream he'll come to me
That we will span the tiers together
But there are dreams that cannot be
And matches that we cannot weather
I had a dream my tank would be
So different from this shell I'm driving So different now from what it seemed Now Tiger's killed the dream I dreamed
Pz 1 C
By: Charleader and Parisguy1212
Parody of:  Come on Eileen” by Dexy’s Midnight Runners

Strings and Instrumental
(backing vocals in parentheses throughout)
(Pz I C!)
(Pz I C!)
Verse One:
Poor old Arty’s Day
Thought he’d rain down shells from above,
Like he did so many times before
His platoon ran off
And left him behind—who’d blame them?
Alone (alone),
So alone (alone)
He needs support now more than ever
(Pz I C!)
Zooma booma zooma boom i-aye
Pascucci’s medal is on its way!!
Chorus:
(Pz I C)
He’s just a (tier three),
At this moment,  he’s a troll machine
(Grille’s in a mess),
He thought he (was the best)
Now he’s hurting
From Pz I C!
Strings and Instrumental
(Pz I C!)
(Pz I C!)
Verse Two:
Came so fast to here
Arty’s rooted in places
They're so resigned to what their fate is,
That afterthought’s too fast and clever.
(Pz I C!)
Remember
Zooma booma zooma boom i-aye
The little tank did its job today!!
Chorus:
(Pz I C)
He’s fast and (he’s mean)
You’ll get dizzy… from his circ-a-ling
(He’s right near the base)
But his job’s (in your face)
Now Grille’s hurting
From Pz I C!!
Bridge (slow):
(Come on … Pz… you ruined my game)
(Come on… Pz.. you’re so untamed)
Now you have shown,
Why you do roam…oh Pz
[Overlapping backing and main lyrics]
Said come on Pz
(Come on Pz, you ruined my game)
(Come on Pz, you’re so untamed)
Now I must say more than ever
Things suck round here
Said come on Pz
Come on PZ…..[crescendo]
Repeat chorus one
"Scouting (It's Not Easy)"
By: nec9
Parody of:  Superman (It's Not Easy) by Five for Fighting

I can't stand to hide
I'm not that naive,
I'm just out to spot
Those pesky SPGs
I'm more than a tank
I'm more than a derp
I'm more than some noobie priest beside a church
And it's not easy to be me
Wish that I could pen
The front of a heavy
Find a way to flank,
The camping KV-3
They may have been nerfed,
But don't be so mean
Even Leopards have the right to flee
I may be perturbed
But look at the teams
Even Chaffees have the right to cheese
And it's not easy to be me
Oh, no, blown away, get away from me
But it's alright,
You will still gain XP tonight
I'm not raging or anything
I can't stand to hide
I'm not that naive,
Scouts weren't meant to fight
Against TDs shooting HEAT
I'm only a scout trying not to retreat
Dodging the arty fire on these himmelsdorf streets
Only a scout racing through the thick trees
Searching for those SPGs you better cover me
Cover me
Cover me
Yeah, Cover me
Cover me
I'm only a scout racing through the thick trees
I'm only a scout searching for the red team
I'm only a scout trying not to retreat
And it's not easy
Oooo oooo oooo
It's not easy
To be
Me
Enter Tank-Man
By:  Death_Bubba
Parody of:  Enter Sandman by Metallica

Say your prayers KV-1
Don't forget my son
To reload your gun
I pen you in
Sweat begins
Keep your bullets in
'Til the heavy he comes
Snipe with one eye open
Gripping your trigger tight
Exit fight
One slot right
Make our plans
We're off to battle once again
Something's wrong, douse the light
Heavy in my sights
And it's not on my side
Dreams of war
Dreams of fights
Dreams of ammo fire
And those arties will bite, yeah
Exit fight
One slot right
Make our plans
We're off to battle once again
(Whisper)
Now there is no time to sleep (x2)
Pray the lord it's not too deep (x2)
And if I get fragged before the end (x2)
At least I scrapped four of his friends (x2)
Hush little arty don't say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It's just the stuart behind that hill
Sighting in for the enemy Grille
Exit fight
One slot right
Rivers of sand
Exit fight
One slot right
Make our plans
We're off to battle once again
We're off to battle once again
Make our plans
We're off to battle once again
Make our plans
We're off to battle once again
We're off to battle once again
"Scouts Life"
By:  Carisa_Contzen
Parody of:  Dynamite by Taio Cruz

I see the match up and I want to cry,
Shouting YOLO! Match lets a Go Go!
I wanna accelerate and drive all night,
Shouting YOLO! Scouts a Go Go!
I came to spot, spot, spot, spot
I hit the gas 'cause that's my lot, lot, lot, lot
Wearing my camo cause I'm hot, hot, hot, hot
Spotting the enemies so they can be shot, shot, shot, shot
Ye, ye
'Cause the match goes on and on and on.......
And it goes on and on an on......
Yeah!
I see the match up and I want to cry,
Going YOLO! Match lets a Go Go!
I wanna accelerate and drive all night,
Going YOLO! Scouts a Go Go!
'Case we gon' a rock this match,
We gon' win this fight,
We gon' light'em up,
Cause it's a scouts life!
When they show on up,
You better aim your shots,
Arties fire your guns,
Cause it's a scouts life!
I came to scout, scout, scout, scout
Get out the way so I can roll out, out, out, out
I'm a bit crazy as I race to my doom, doom, doom, doom,
A bit suicidal as I like to zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom
Ye, ye
'Cause I roll on and on and on......
Scouting as I roll on and on an on....
  
Yeah!
I kill the arty because I got behind,
Going Ho! Ho! I shot you LOL LOL!
I did my job and now the arty's gone,
Going YOLO, time to go go!
'Case we gon' a rock this match,
We gon' win this fight,
We gon' light'em up,
Cause it's a scouts life!
When they show on up,
You better aim your shots,
Arties fire your guns,
Cause it's a scouts life!
"When I was in Your Clan"
By:  SNSD
Parody of:  "When I was Your Man" by Bruno Mars

Same game but it feels a little bit bigger now
Our tier on the battlefield but it don’t feel the same
When our friends see your name in game, it just tears me down
My heart breaks a little when I play this game
And it all just sounds like noob noob noooooob
Chorus
Hmmmmmm too new too dumb to realize
That I should have paid attention and followed your lead
Should have gave you all my hours in team training
Follow you in every clan match cause all you wanted to do was command
Now the clan’s invading but they’re invading another land
My pride, my ego, my needs, and my selfish ways
Caused a good active clan like them to remove my name
Now I never, never get to improve my game play
And it haunts me every time I play this game
It all just sounds like NOOB Noob NOOOOB
Chorus
Although it hurts, I’ll be the first to say that I was a Noob
Oh I know I’m just a lemming
to try and apologize for my game play
But I just want you to know
I hope your members pay attention
I Hope they follow your lead
Give you all their hours in team training
Follow you in every clan match cause I remember how much you love to command
Do all the things I should have done when I was in your clan
Do all the things I should have done when I was in your clan
"I Got My Leopard"
By: Arbitard_the_Great
Parody of: "I Gotta Feeling" by Black Eyed Peas

I got my Leopard
And tonight’s gonna be a win night
We’re gonna be winning tonight
And tonight’s gonna be a winning night
A Leopard
And tonight’s gonna be a win night
We’re gonna be winning tonight
And tonight’s gonna be a winning night
A Leopard (Woo hoo)
And tonight’s gonna be a win night
We’re gonna be winning tonight
And tonight’s gonna be a winning night
A Leopard (Woo-hoo)
And tonight’s gonna be a win night
We’re gonna be winning tonight
And tonight’s gonna be a winning night
A Leopard
Tonight's the night
Let’s live it up
I got my Leopard
Let’s fight it up (I win!)
Go out and shoot ‘em
Like oh my god
Jump off that cliff, boy
Let’s shoot them up!
I know that we’ll have it all
If we just go and cap
We’ll win it all
I feel fit to fight
I wanna get movin’
Let’s get this fight out
To gain all control
Fill up my tank
Wunderbar!
Look at her movin!
Just kill ‘em all! (I win)
Let's clutch the match
From them we’ll snatch
Let’s burn their tanks
And then we’ll win it again
Let's win it
Let's win it
Let's win it
Let's win it
And win it
And win it
Let's fight it up (I win!)
And win it
And win it
And win it win it win it
Let's win it
Let's win it
Let's win it
'Cause I got my Leopard (Woo-hoo)
And tonight’s gonna be a win night
We’re gonna be winning tonight
And tonight’s gonna be a winning night
A Leopard (Woo-hoo)
And tonight’s gonna be a win night
We’re gonna be winning tonight
And tonight’s gonna be a winning night (I win!)
Tonight’s the night (Hey)
Let’s live it up (Let's live it up)
I got my gold rounds (My rounds)
Let's shoot ‘em up (Let's shoot ‘em up)
Go out and shoot it (Shoot it)
Like oh my god (Like oh my God)
Jump off that cliff, boy (C'mon)
Let’s shoot them up! (I win!)
Fill up my tank (Load!)
Wunderbar! (FIRE!)
Look at her movin’ (Move it move it)
Just kill ‘em all (I win!)
Let’s clutch the match! (Clutch the match!)
From them we’ll snatch (Yes we will)
Let’s burn their tanks! (Ooh ooh)
And then we’ll win it again
Let's win it
Let's win it
Let's win it
Let's win it
And win it
And win it
Let's fight it up
And win it
And win it
And win it win it win it
Let's win it
Let's win it
Let's win it win it win it
Here we come
Here we go
We gotta roll!
Easy come
Easy go
Now we can go
Feel the shot
Chassis rock
Shoot it don’t stop
Round and round
Up and down
Around the clock
Tanksday, Tanksday
Tanksday and Tanksday
Tankday, Tankday
Tanksday and Tankday
Get get get get get
With us you know what we say (say)
Platoon everyday
P-p-p-platoon everyday
And my Leopard (Woo-hoo)
And tonight’s gonna be a win night
We’re gonna be winning tonight
And tonight’s gonna be a winning night
A Leopard (Woo-hoo)
And tonight’s gonna be a win night
We’re gonna be winning tonight
And tonight’s gonna be a winning night
(Woo-hoo)
"Gift Shop"
By: Gumberto
Parody of:  "Thrift Shop" by Macklemore

  I’m gonna pop some tanks
Only got 20 dollars on my bank card
  I - I - I'm hunting, looking for an earner
  This is friggin awesome
Nah; walk up in the pubs like, “what up; I got a deal that’s hot!”
I’m so pumped I bought some Gold from the Gift Shop
Bought the Locust; who is so damn speedy
The pubbies like “Damn that’s a small ass premie!”
Rollin in, hella deep, spottin all the other team.
Droppin gold on camo, but saving some for-a T14
Saw a leopard tank, queuing next to my 50t
Probably shoulda started low, something like a light Pz…
  …Hotch-kissssss…
Buy both; I’m a sucker for earning Extra Credits!!!
Buyin it, Tryin it, not even close to flyin in it.
No idea what I was doing; ended up dying in it.
But me; premie account-in it man
earning credits; fist over hand
Savin’ time and I’m hella happy that’s a million quick.
I’m-a grab some premie shells, I’m-a grab some premie shells
No for Real – KV Derp – Should I grab some Premie Shells? (Hell yes!)
Premie First Aid and some Lend Lease Oil
   added some crew barracks, and some gold training
They had some premie packs, I bought some premie packs
I bought a credit pack, then I bought a Dicker Max
hello, hello Trained Crew, not as slow
George Patton ain’t got nothing on my premie crew, hell no.
We could get some KV-5s, platoon up; drive those.
Special Matchmaking, 3 of us, man we would really OWN.
  I’m gonna pop some tanks
  Only got 20 dollars on my bank card
  I - I - I'm hunting, looking for an earner
  This is friggin awesome
What you know about using the Panther / M10?
What you know about using the RAM for it’s Pen?
I’m camping, I’m camping, I’m searching right through foliage.
One man’s trash is another man’s arty
Thank you Garbad giving the arty a bad name
Cause right now premie shells in your game
I'm in the Garage, you can find me buying (slots)
I'm not, I'm not sick of searchin' for my tank (slots)"
Your clannies, the pubbies, the noobs, and your buddies
I’ll take the Churchill 3, hull down, and I’ll work that rate-of-fire
Matilda – hull down –work that rate-of-fire
Jag 88 – anywhere – will rock that rate of fire!
Free players be like “You use gold for your free XP”
I’m like, “Yo I’m Tier 10; I got a T-Shirt.”
Limited Edition, my Mutant is on a mission
Fifty Dollars for a Mutant – that’s a costly premium tank - SICK
I call that having heavy front armor: SICK
I call that some pre-T34 business
Premie tanks cost hella hough
And having many in the game gets the bank on a hella roll.
Peep game, come take a look at my 59
Tryna get me to sell No way… it’s hella MINE
Man it’s hella MINE.
  (Garage… grabbin slots… yeah!)
  I’m gonna pop some tanks
  Only got 20 dollars on my bank card
  I - I - I'm hunting, looking for an earner
  This is friggin awesome
I bought a brand new Lowe
The pen’s incredible
Drivin this big ass boat
Rollin through the map real slow
  I bought a brand new Lowe (damn right)
  The pen’s indredible (now come on man)
  Drivin this big ass boat (big ass boat)
  Rollin through the map real slow (let’s go)
  I’m gonna pop some tanks
  Only got 20 dollars on my bank card
  I - I - I'm hunting, looking for an earner
  This is friggin awesome
…Is that your IS-6?
"Imagine"
By:  StrelaCarbon
Parody of:  "Imagine" by John Lennon

Imagine there's no winrate
It’s easy if you try
No scrubs below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the tankers, judging not by stats
Imagine there’s no botters
It isn’t hard to do
No one to waste your time on
And a full team too
Imagine all the tankers, giving it their best
You, you may say
I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
And the tankers will play as one
Imagine no bad teammates
I wonder if you can
No noobs, or lemmings
A real company of tanks
Imagine all the tankers, playing like a team
You, you may say
I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one
I hope someday you will join us
And WoT will be fun
"M3 Lee"
By: Pyrenn
Parody of "Let it Be" by The Beatles

I’m going through the tech tree looking, For the tanks that call to me
Then I see the roadblock, M3 Lee
It has no turret, and it’s fugly, Should I burn some free xp?
Just to quickly bypass, M3 Lee
M3 Lee, M3 Lee, M3 Lee, M3 Lee
M4 best be worth it, M3 Lee
And when the count-down timer ends, people still keep teasing me
This must be my penance, M3 Lee
Still sitting at our starting point, and somebody just Derp’d me
Didn’t move six inches, M3 Lee
M3 Lee, M3 Lee, M3 Lee, M3 Lee
I should’ve gone with Russian, M3 Lee
M3 Lee, M3 Lee, M3 Lee, M3 Lee
I wish you had a turret, M3 Lee
M3 Lee, M3 Lee, M3 Lee, M3 Lee
M4 best be worth it, M3 Lee
And when the match is over, I buy some gold with my money
Converting free experience, M3 Lee
I upgrade just the gun so I can, get the M4 and be free
Escaping from the hell of, M3 Lee
M3 Lee, M3 Lee, M3 Lee, yeah, M3 Lee
I get to say good riddance, M3 Lee
M3 Lee, M3 Lee, M3 Lee, yeah, M3 Lee
The M4 best be worth it, M3 Lee
"Tanker's Paradise"
By: CptSkyhawk
Parody of:  "Gangster's Paradise" by Coolio

As I Hetz through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at real life and realize there's nothing left
Cause I've been rolling and blasting so long
That even that my clanmates think that my mind is gone
But I ain't never shot a blue that didn't deserve it
You be treated like a cheat you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you're rollin, and where you're trollin
Or you and your teammates might be rolled fifteen-oh
I really hate to rage but I gotta know
How my team dies, nevermind just enjoy the show
Fool, I'm the kinda -G- the little tankers wanna be like
In my Type E zeroed sights
Raining shells when the Chaffee lights
We been spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
We keep spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
How'd I get this situation, they got me facing
I can't have a decent fight, I got a pubbie battle
So I gotta take down the entire team
Too much noobievision watching, got me rage screams
I'm an efficiency whore with medals on my mind
Got my gold in gun and a noob in my sights
I'm a snap shot tanker, gun goin banger
And my name is purple so don't arouse my anger
Fool, death ain't nothing but a mouse-click away
So if you want me you better learn how to play
I'm on twenty-three-seven will I be on twenty-four
The way things is going I don't know
Tell me why are you too blind to see
That the ones who suck, are you not me
We been spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
We keep spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
Power in the money, money in the power
Match after match, hour after hour
Everybody's gunning, but half of them ain't looking
At what's going on back at base
But I don't know what's defensing
I say they gotta learn
But nobodys even listening
If they can't understand, how can they assist me
I guess they can't
I guess they won't
I guess they suck
That's how I know they outta luck, fools
We been spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
We keep spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
Tell me why are you too blind to see
That the ones who suck, are you not me
Tell me why are you too blind to see
That the ones who suck, are you not me
"The Tankers Go Rollin' Along"
By:  homiair13
Parody of:  The Caisson Song  (AKA The Army Song)

(VERSE 1)
To the hill, or the vil'
Waiting for the arty's kill,
And those tankers go rollin' along.
First the lights start the fight,
Then the heavies show their might,
And those tankers go rollin' along.
(Refrain 1)
Then its hi! hi! hay!
The meds are on their way,
Call out your targets loud and strong!
And where e'er you are,
Those TD's are not too far,
And those tankers go rollin' along.
(VERSE 2)
Overwhelmed and outgunned,
Then some teammates start to run,
But those tankers keep rollin' along.
"ENEMY TANKS ON OUR THREE!"
"TURN ABOUT. LOAD AP!"
Still those tankers keep rollin' along.
(Refrain2)
Then its hi! hi! hay!
The battle is under way,
Call out your targets loud and strong!
For where e'er you are,
Arty is not too far,
And those tankers keep rollin' along.
(VERSE 3 sung slowly)
If in volley I should fall,
I'll still stand up straight and tall,
To keep those tankers  a rollin' along.
We'll salute to our clans,
For our victory is at hand,
And those tankers  keep rollin' along.
(REFRAIN 3 sung loudly)
Then its hi! hi! hay!
The end is on its way!
Shout out your vict'ry loud and strong!
And where e'er you go,
You will always know,
That those tankers go rollin' along.
That those tankers go rollin' alooooong (COMPANY HALT!)
"Shoot It Maybe"
By:  impsamurai
Parody of:  "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepson

I stole another players kill,
Don't ask me, I'll never tell
I looked to you as it fell,
And now you're in my way
I'd trade my gold for a kill,
Silvers and shells to give hell
I wasn't looking for this,
But now you're in my way
Your barrel was holdin',
Ripped tanks, metal was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where do you think you're going, arty?
Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
It's hard to look right
At you arty,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Hey, I just saw you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
And all the other tanks,
Try to chase me,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
You took your time with the shot,
I took no time to rot,
You gave me nothing at all,
But still, you're in my way
I beg, and borrow and steal
Have foresight and it's real
I didn't know I would feel it,
But it's in my way
Your barrel was holdin',
Ripped tanks, metal was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where do you think you're going, arty?
Hey, I just saw you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
It's hard to look right
At you arty,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Hey, I just saw you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
And all the other tanks,
Try to chase me,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Before you came into my sight
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad
Before you came into my sight
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
I missed you so, so bad (bad, bad)
It's hard to look right
At you arty,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Hey, I just saw you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
And all the other tanks,
Try to chase me,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Before you came into my sight
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad
Before you came into my sight
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
So shoot me, maybe!
"Highwayman"
By:   S1G1L
Parody of  "Highwayman" by The Highwaymen

I rode a Tiger.  On the Eastern Front I did ride
With Panthers and Leopards by my side
Many a Russians lost there life to my guns
Many a fathers never lived to see there sons
They bastards broke through in the summer of forty-four
But I will tank some more.
I drove a Sherman. West of Seigfried was my side
Where steel and iron did collide
I watched the Germans run to try and stay alive
I crushed their line in the sping of forty-five
And when the Hummel shot they said that I got killed
But I am tanking still...
I rained down death. Across the fields far and wide
Where arty cause the tanks to hide
A place called Europe covered deep in snow
I was spotted but from where I do not know
They blew me up but I never heard a sound
But I am still around.. I'll always shot around.. and a round and
around and
around and around
I rode with Patton... right into West Berlin
The Axis day was at its end
I'll find a place to rest my spirit if I can
Perhaps I may ride that Tiger once again
Or I may simply be a drone above the rain..
But I will remain
And I will tank again, and again and again and again and again...
Map called Malinovka
By:  RedEngineer6
Parody of:  "Hotel California" by The Eagles

On a dark dusty highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of the cordite, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
I jumped down to the turret floor
and hit the Gunner's Sight
There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the loading shell
And I was thinking to myself,
"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
Then we lit up the targets, to show the Arty the way
There were voices on the chat screen board
I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the Map called Malinovka
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a wartorn space
Plenty of death on the map called Malinovka
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find it here
Her tank is definately twisted, she gotten ballzy and bold
She got a lot of HEDP shells, she bought with her gold
How they spin in the cornfield, sweet summer sweat.
Some gunners remember, but the dead won't forget
So I called up the Nooby,
"Please shut up, don't whine"
He said, "I'll never win a battle here, till I get a tank that's Tier nine"
And still those shells are falling from far away,
Light you up in the middle of the night
And you hear them say...
Welcome to the Map called Malinovka
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a wartorn space
Plenty of death on the map called Malinovka
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
15 Maus - Red Side
Dust falls from shell blasts,
and our blips blacken how nice...
And she said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"
And in the base's center
They gathered for the feast
They try to cap it just in time
But they just can't kill the beasts
Last thing I remember, I was
Blown out of the door
I had find a large aid pack
fore my tank was just filled with gore.
"GG, " said the Red Team
"You had better believe.
You can logout any time you like,
But you can never leave! "

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"Doubles"
By: Hammer606 and Siege303
A parody of "I knew you were trouble" by Taylor Swift
                    
Once upon a time
A few battles ago
I was in your sights
You got me alone
You owned me, You owned me, You owned me
My teammates didn't care
And I should've guessed that
And when I died hard
They went on the attack
Without me, Without me, Without me
And the battle's lost
How could that be?
And I realize the blame is on me
Cause I knew I needed doubles when I logged in
The shame's on me now
Trying too hard to get a win
Till you blew me up Oh!
I knew I needed doubles when I logged in
The shame's on me now
Trying to hard to get a win
So I'm sitting in my cold garage
Oh, oh, doubles, doubles, doubles
Oh, oh, doubles, doubles, doubles
No excuses now
Let's give it one more try
Pretend I'm really pro.
But I'm a noob, that's why
I'm drowning, I'm drowning, I'm drowning
And I heard "Uninstall"
From the people on my team
So little damage dealt
Bye bye efficiency
And now I see, now I see, now I see
The battles lost
T'was meant to be
And I realize the reason is me
Cause I knew I needed doubles when I logged in
The shame's on me now
Trying too hard to get a win
Till you blew me up Oh!
I knew I needed doubles when I logged in
The shame's on me now
Trying to hard to get a win
So I'm sitting in my cold garage
Oh, oh, doubles, doubles, doubles
Oh, oh, doubles, doubles, doubles
Then the scariest thought comes into mind
When I do win, I'll get no kills, or damage, or cap points
Nooo!
Cause I knew I needed doubles when I logged in
The shame's on me now
Trying too hard to get a win
Till you blew me up Oh!
I knew I needed doubles when I logged in
The shame's on me now
Trying to hard to get a win
So I'm sitting in my cold garage
Oh, oh, doubles, doubles, doubles
Oh, oh, doubles, doubles, doubles
I knew I needed doubles when I logged in
Doubles, doubles, doubles
I knew I needed doubles when I logged in
Doubles, doubles, doubles

"Bad Scouts"
By:  Poptab
Parody of M.I.A.’s “Bad Girls”
                    
Live fast, die young
Bad scouts do it well
Live fast, die young
Bad scouts do it well
[x2]
A shell hits my treads
When I’m banging towards the enemy
A shell hits my treads
When I’m chargin’ to those SPGs
Get back, get down
My team they be yellin’ on the comm
Foot down, no brakes
Don’t go screaming if I blow up with a bang
Aaaaahh Kamikazee
I’m coming in the Chaffee
gasoline
There’s steam on the hatch screen
Shake it, Bake it
Tracks bouncing like a trampoline
When I get to where I’m going, gonna take your SPG
Live fast, die young
Bad scouts do it well
Live fast, die young
Bad scouts do it well
[x2]
A shell hits my treads
When I’m banging towards the enemy
A shell hits my treads
When I’m chargin’ to those SPGs

Yeah back it, back it
Yeah pull up to the defilade
watch the signal
Cover me, cause I’m chargin’ in
Had a handle on it
My tank, but I broke it
When I get to where I’m going, gonna have you rage quittin’
Live fast, die young
Bad scouts do it well
Live fast, die young
Bad scouts do it well
[x2]

A shell hits my treads
When I’m banging towards the enemy
A shell hits my treads
When I’m chargin’ to those SPGs
[x2]
Get back, get down
My team they be yellin’ on the comm
Foot down, no brakes
Don’t go screaming if I blow up with a bang
Going through the line boys SPGs be trembling’
Accelerating fast I could win this in a second
Looking in the rear view teammates looking ill
Leave them boys behind cuz I’m on my way to kill
Shift gear arty hunting what you gonna do
Who is gonna stop me when I'm coming through
What we got left is just me and you
If I catch you from behind you’ll be feelin’ blue
Get back, get down
My team they be yellin’ on the comm
Foot down, no brakes
Don’t go screaming if I blow up with a bang
Live fast, die young
Bad scouts do it well
Live fast, die young
Bad scouts do it well
[x4]
A shell hits my treads
When I’m banging towards the enemy
A shell hits my treads
When I’m chargin’ to those SPGs
[x2]

"VK 28.01 Drive By"
By:  AbramsLincoln
Parody of Train's "Drive By"
                    
On the other side of the map I knew
Drove, a tank that looked like you
That was a T-50-2
But I felt this can’t be true
Cause your team has a Chaffee, AMX 13 90
And don’t forget your T71.
Oh but that one fight
Was more than just right
I didn’t leave you, cause I just derped you.
You were so overwhelmed, and frankly screwed as hell
Until they came to rescue you.
Oh I ran from you
Swearing, loathing you
You see my arty, drive by
Just a slow guy, looking for a dumb guy
Slow enough to derp with, my gun
When you shoot me, everything is poopy
I don’t like it, screw me
Either way you’ll shoot me
Oh I ran from you
Swearing, loathing you
You see my arty, drive by
On the other side of the map I hid
You came rushing through the mid
Everyone shot at you, every inch you came this way
But there you are again
Dodging shots like nobody’s in and
At one hundred meters at last
Oh but that one fight
Was more than just right
I didn’t leave you, cause I just derped you.
You were so overwhelmed, and frankly screwed as hell
Until they came to rescue you.
Oh I ran from you
Swearing, loathing you
You see my arty, drive by
Just a slow guy, looking for a dumb guy
Slow enough to derp with, my gun
When you shoot me, everything is poopy
I don’t like it, screw me
Either way you’ll shoot me
Oh I ran from you
Swearing, loathing you
You see my arty, drive by
Please believe that when I leave
That I will destroy that T-50-2
In addition to those other light tanks too
On the other side of a bridge I knew
Drove, a tank that looked like you
That was a T-50-2
But I felt this can’t be true
Cause
Oh I just derped you
Doughnuts around you
I see your arty, drive by
Just a slow guy, looking for your dumb guy
Slow enough to derp with, my gun
When you shoot me, all your shots are bouncy
If you don’t like it derp me
Either way you can’t, see
Oh I just derped you
Doughnuts around you
I see your arty, drive by

"U Can't Pen This"
or
"It's Löwe Time"
By: SaintC & Silverinferno of Mass Requiem World of Tanks clan
Parody of "U Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer
                    
You can't pen  this
You can't pen  this
You can't pen  this
You can't pen  this
My, my, my, my Loewe hits you  so hard
Makes you say "Oh, my Gawd"
Thank you for pinging me
With a mighty gold round but ya missed two feet
It feels good, when you know you're down
in a super dope tank from Essen town
And I'm known , better than gin
And this is a tank, uh, you can't pen
I told you, grease boy (You can't pen this)
Yeah, that's how we roll and you know (You can't pen this)
Look at my tracks, man (You can't pen this)
Yo, let me ping these funky shells (You can't touch this)
Fresh new tanks, advance
You gotta like that, now, you know you wanna dance
So move, outta your bush
And get a gear on and catch this rush
While it's rollin', hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's goin' on
Like that, like that
hot on a mission so don't fall back
Let 'em know, that you're so in
a bad ass tank, uh, they can't pen
Yo, I told you (You can't pen this)
Why you hidin there, man? (You can't pen this)
Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucka (You can't pen this)
Givin me a target with emblems
Makin' 'em sweat, that's why I'm givin' 'em Hell,
they know ... face down the Loewe,
you face down a barrel ... That's loaded and tight
tankers are sweatin' so pass them a wipe
Or a book, to learn
What's it gonna take to make them not burn
in flames? Legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit
That's word because you know
You can't pen this,
you can't pen this
Break it down

Stop, Loewe time
Go with the group, it is said
If you can't shoot Then you probably are dead
So wave the white flag in the air
Bust a few tracks as we roll into your lair
This is it, for the winner
try to shoot me as i go for your dinner
Move, slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump, bump, bump
Yeah (You can't pen this)
Look, man (You can't pen this)
You better back it up, boy Because you know you can't (You can't pen this)
Ring the bell, school's back in
Break it down

Stop, Loewe time
You can't pen this
You can't pen this
You can't pen this

Break it down

Stop, Loewe time
Every time you see me
The Loewe just so grand
I'm rollin down the battlefield
and I'm kickin in the sand
Now why would I ever
stop doing this?
With others makin' shots that just don't hit
I've toured around the world,
from Eastmet to the Dorf
It's "Loewe, go Loewe, der Loewe, yo, Loewe"
And the rest can go and burn
You can't pen this
You can't pen this
You can't pen this
Yeah, you can't pen this I told you, you can't pen this Too hype, can't touch this Get way outta here, you can't pen this

"This Tank Aria"
By:  Spangles
Parody of: This Day Aria (from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
                    
This game is going to be perfect
The kind of game of which I dreamed of since I installed
All those tanks will drive around
Think they're safe from shells inbound
What they don’t know is that I can kill them all...
This game was going to be perfect
The kind of game of which I dreamed of since I installed
But instead of doing great
I've been tracked and now I wait
For the rain of shells that surely will soon fall...
I could care less for their distress
I won't reply to all their cries
For help! I'll be lying when I say:
“Let's win this game together.
Our teamwork's surely better.”
The truth is I will steal kills from them all
For I'm free to pick and choose
My teamwork is just a ruse
That top gun will certainly be mine!
I must evade before it’s too late
Find a way to win this game
Hope? I’ll be lying if I say:
“I don't fear that I may lose this
To one who picks and chooses,
Laughing as friend and foe go up in flame”
For my team has met their doom
But my tank's not yet my tomb
Oh artillery, I'll kill you very soon!
Finally the moment has arrived
For me to shoot one final shell into the sky
Oh this shot I might not make!
He’ll shoot me dead inside my tank!
That artillery may--
Win. I win. Ahahahaha!

"Another Matchup"
By Ravencrow
Parody of:  Bare Naked Ladies "Another Postcard with Chimpanzees"
                    
You can't imagine so many tankers on an online scale.
Only two words can describe these matchups and that’s epic fail.
They come domestic, cross the border, or from overseas.
But someone keeps sending me online matches filled with tank trainees.

Some tanks go swimming, some tanks are blowing off their tracks,
Some tanks with derp guns, that target friendlies to attack.
There’s Bo and Luke tanks, sailing through unfriendly skies,
A pair of French tanks, who won’t fight, don’t ask me why.
[CHORUS (x2):]
Another matchup, with tank trainees,
And everyone is assigned to me.
If I had to guess, I'd say matchmaker thinks it's doing great.
Teams seem balanced, countdown’s done, now go decide your fate.
I'm losing creds –and  these x5’s are keeping me up all night.
It was funny, but now I’m using gold rounds to win a tier one fight.

Some tanks that won’t cap, tanks zoomed in to get their kill.
Some tanks who love speed, burning rubber for their cheap thrills.
A going camping tank, in a bush with his cammo,
A shyly bashful tank, that forgot to stock ammo.

[CHORUS (x2)]

Somehow they followed me even though I cammo’d outside their zone.
No matter what, they rush and they die, they won't leave me alone.
Another trainee in this match could make me lose my mind,
But look at matchmaker searching players till it finally finds.

Some tanks with derp guns
Some tanks that go swim
Some tanks that blow tracks
Some tanks that won’t cap
I've got some parked tanks; that sit at base and go nowhere.
I've got the blind tanks firing their shells into the air.

Another matchup with tank trainees
And every one is assigned to me.
Every one is, every one is, every one is assigned to me.
Every one is, every one is, every one is assigned to me.

[CHORUS (x4)]

Some tanks with derp guns, Some tanks that go swim
Some tanks that blow tracks, Some tanks that won’t cap
I've got some parked tanks; that sit at base and go nowhere.
I've got the blind tanks, firing their shells into the air.
There’s Bo and Luke tanks, sailing through unfriendly skies,
A pair of French tanks, who won’t fight, don’t ask me why.
Some tanks that love speed, drivers that smoke weed.
I got a goin’ campin’ tank, and I got the shyly bashful tank.

"Seal Clubbin'"
By:  Omnominous
Parody of:  Free Fallin' by Tom Petty
                    
I'm a good tanker, love my Sherman
Love my PzIV, and derp cannons too
I'm a good tanker, crazy 'bout tier two
Love T18s and my BT-2
It's a long grind, gunnin' for a tier ten
There's a unicum, trollin' through the chat
But I'm a bad player, 'cause I don't really win much
I'm a bad player, for ragin' from the grind
So I'm seal, seal clubbin'
Yeah I'm seal, seal clubbin'
All the low tiers, learnin' how to tank
They don't yet know how, to aim their guns
And all us bad players, are waiting in cover
All the poor noobs, getting shot in the side
And I'm seal, seal clubbin'
Yea I'm seal, seal clubbin'
I wanna ride down, over Murovanka
I wanna blast your, tank off of the hill
I wanna seal club, beat noobs into nothin'
Gonna leave the, pros for awhile
And I'm seal, seal clubbin'
Yea I'm seal, seal clubbin'
Yea I'm seal, seal clubbin'
Oh!
Seal clubbin'
And I'm seal, oh! Seal clubbin'

I Dreamed a Dream
By:  kodiakalpha
Parody of:  I Dreamed a Dream from Les Miserables
                    
There was a time when tanks were kind
When their armor was soft
And their flanks inviting
There was a time when I was blind
And the game was a song
And the song was exciting
There was a time
Then it all went wrong
I dreamed a dream in tiers gone by
When I could fly
By tanks a firing
I dreamed that I would never die
I dreamed MM would be forgiving
Then I was young and unafraid
And shells were fired and and tanks were wasted There were no repairs to be paid Victories won and medals tasted
But the Tigers come at night
With their cannons roaring thunder
As they tear your tank apart
As they turn your dream to shame
He spent a summer by my side
He filled my games with endless wonder
He took my Cromwell in his stride
But he was gone when Comet came
And still I dream he'll come to me
That we will span the tiers together
But there are dreams that cannot be
And matches that we cannot weather
I had a dream my tank would be
So different from this shell I'm driving So different now from what it seemed Now Tiger's killed the dream I dreamed

Pz 1 C
By: Charleader and Parisguy1212
Parody of:  Come on Eileen” by Dexy’s Midnight Runners
                    
Strings and Instrumental
(backing vocals in parentheses throughout)
(Pz I C!)
(Pz I C!)
Verse One:
Poor old Arty’s Day
Thought he’d rain down shells from above,
Like he did so many times before
His platoon ran off
And left him behind—who’d blame them?
Alone (alone),
So alone (alone)
He needs support now more than ever
(Pz I C!)
Zooma booma zooma boom i-aye
Pascucci’s medal is on its way!!
Chorus:
(Pz I C)
He’s just a (tier three),
At this moment,  he’s a troll machine
(Grille’s in a mess),
He thought he (was the best)
Now he’s hurting
From Pz I C!
Strings and Instrumental
(Pz I C!)
(Pz I C!)
Verse Two:
Came so fast to here
Arty’s rooted in places
They're so resigned to what their fate is,
That afterthought’s too fast and clever.
(Pz I C!)
Remember
Zooma booma zooma boom i-aye
The little tank did its job today!!
Chorus:
(Pz I C)
He’s fast and (he’s mean)
You’ll get dizzy… from his circ-a-ling
(He’s right near the base)
But his job’s (in your face)
Now Grille’s hurting
From Pz I C!!
Bridge (slow):
(Come on … Pz… you ruined my game)
(Come on… Pz.. you’re so untamed)
Now you have shown,
Why you do roam…oh Pz
[Overlapping backing and main lyrics]
Said come on Pz
(Come on Pz, you ruined my game)
(Come on Pz, you’re so untamed)
Now I must say more than ever
Things suck round here
Said come on Pz
Come on PZ…..[crescendo]
Repeat chorus one

"Scouting (It's Not Easy)"
By: nec9
Parody of:  Superman (It's Not Easy) by Five for Fighting
                    
I can't stand to hide
I'm not that naive,
I'm just out to spot
Those pesky SPGs
I'm more than a tank
I'm more than a derp
I'm more than some noobie priest beside a church
And it's not easy to be me
Wish that I could pen
The front of a heavy
Find a way to flank,
The camping KV-3
They may have been nerfed,
But don't be so mean
Even Leopards have the right to flee
I may be perturbed
But look at the teams
Even Chaffees have the right to cheese
And it's not easy to be me
Oh, no, blown away, get away from me
But it's alright,
You will still gain XP tonight
I'm not raging or anything
I can't stand to hide
I'm not that naive,
Scouts weren't meant to fight
Against TDs shooting HEAT
I'm only a scout trying not to retreat
Dodging the arty fire on these himmelsdorf streets
Only a scout racing through the thick trees
Searching for those SPGs you better cover me
Cover me
Cover me
Yeah, Cover me
Cover me
I'm only a scout racing through the thick trees
I'm only a scout searching for the red team
I'm only a scout trying not to retreat
And it's not easy
Oooo oooo oooo
It's not easy
To be
Me

Enter Tank-Man
By:  Death_Bubba
Parody of:  Enter Sandman by Metallica
                    
Say your prayers KV-1
Don't forget my son
To reload your gun
I pen you in
Sweat begins
Keep your bullets in
'Til the heavy he comes

Snipe with one eye open
Gripping your trigger tight

Exit fight
One slot right
Make our plans
We're off to battle once again

Something's wrong, douse the light
Heavy in my sights
And it's not on my side
Dreams of war
Dreams of fights
Dreams of ammo fire
And those arties will bite, yeah

Exit fight
One slot right
Make our plans
We're off to battle once again


(Whisper)
Now there is no time to sleep (x2)
Pray the lord it's not too deep (x2)
And if I get fragged before the end (x2)
At least I scrapped four of his friends (x2)

Hush little arty don't say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It's just the stuart behind that hill
Sighting in for the enemy Grille

Exit fight
One slot right
Rivers of sand

Exit fight
One slot right
Make our plans
We're off to battle once again

We're off to battle once again

Make our plans
We're off to battle once again
Make our plans
We're off to battle once again

We're off to battle once again

"Scouts Life"
By:  Carisa_Contzen
Parody of:  Dynamite by Taio Cruz
                    
I see the match up and I want to cry,
Shouting YOLO! Match lets a Go Go!
I wanna accelerate and drive all night,
Shouting YOLO! Scouts a Go Go!
I came to spot, spot, spot, spot
I hit the gas 'cause that's my lot, lot, lot, lot
Wearing my camo cause I'm hot, hot, hot, hot
Spotting the enemies so they can be shot, shot, shot, shot
Ye, ye
'Cause the match goes on and on and on.......
And it goes on and on an on......
Yeah!
I see the match up and I want to cry,
Going YOLO! Match lets a Go Go!
I wanna accelerate and drive all night,
Going YOLO! Scouts a Go Go!
'Case we gon' a rock this match,
We gon' win this fight,
We gon' light'em up,
Cause it's a scouts life!
When they show on up,
You better aim your shots,
Arties fire your guns,
Cause it's a scouts life!
I came to scout, scout, scout, scout
Get out the way so I can roll out, out, out, out
I'm a bit crazy as I race to my doom, doom, doom, doom,
A bit suicidal as I like to zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom
Ye, ye
'Cause I roll on and on and on......
Scouting as I roll on and on an on....
  
Yeah!
I kill the arty because I got behind,
Going Ho! Ho! I shot you LOL LOL!
I did my job and now the arty's gone,
Going YOLO, time to go go!
'Case we gon' a rock this match,
We gon' win this fight,
We gon' light'em up,
Cause it's a scouts life!
When they show on up,
You better aim your shots,
Arties fire your guns,
Cause it's a scouts life!

"When I was in Your Clan"
By:  SNSD
Parody of:  "When I was Your Man" by Bruno Mars
                    
Same game but it feels a little bit bigger now
Our tier on the battlefield but it don’t feel the same
When our friends see your name in game, it just tears me down
My heart breaks a little when I play this game
And it all just sounds like noob noob noooooob
Chorus
Hmmmmmm too new too dumb to realize
That I should have paid attention and followed your lead
Should have gave you all my hours in team training
Follow you in every clan match cause all you wanted to do was command
Now the clan’s invading but they’re invading another land
My pride, my ego, my needs, and my selfish ways
Caused a good active clan like them to remove my name
Now I never, never get to improve my game play
And it haunts me every time I play this game
It all just sounds like NOOB Noob NOOOOB
Chorus
Although it hurts, I’ll be the first to say that I was a Noob
Oh I know I’m just a lemming
to try and apologize for my game play
But I just want you to know
I hope your members pay attention
I Hope they follow your lead
Give you all their hours in team training
Follow you in every clan match cause I remember how much you love to command
Do all the things I should have done when I was in your clan
Do all the things I should have done when I was in your clan

"I Got My Leopard"
By: Arbitard_the_Great
Parody of: "I Gotta Feeling" by Black Eyed Peas
                    
I got my Leopard
And tonight’s gonna be a win night
We’re gonna be winning tonight
And tonight’s gonna be a winning night
A Leopard
And tonight’s gonna be a win night
We’re gonna be winning tonight
And tonight’s gonna be a winning night
A Leopard (Woo hoo)
And tonight’s gonna be a win night
We’re gonna be winning tonight
And tonight’s gonna be a winning night
A Leopard (Woo-hoo)
And tonight’s gonna be a win night
We’re gonna be winning tonight
And tonight’s gonna be a winning night
A Leopard
Tonight's the night
Let’s live it up
I got my Leopard
Let’s fight it up (I win!)
Go out and shoot ‘em
Like oh my god
Jump off that cliff, boy
Let’s shoot them up!
I know that we’ll have it all
If we just go and cap
We’ll win it all
I feel fit to fight
I wanna get movin’
Let’s get this fight out
To gain all control
Fill up my tank
Wunderbar!
Look at her movin!
Just kill ‘em all! (I win)
Let's clutch the match
From them we’ll snatch
Let’s burn their tanks
And then we’ll win it again
Let's win it
Let's win it
Let's win it
Let's win it
And win it
And win it
Let's fight it up (I win!)
And win it
And win it
And win it win it win it
Let's win it
Let's win it
Let's win it
'Cause I got my Leopard (Woo-hoo)
And tonight’s gonna be a win night
We’re gonna be winning tonight
And tonight’s gonna be a winning night
A Leopard (Woo-hoo)
And tonight’s gonna be a win night
We’re gonna be winning tonight
And tonight’s gonna be a winning night (I win!)
Tonight’s the night (Hey)
Let’s live it up (Let's live it up)
I got my gold rounds (My rounds)
Let's shoot ‘em up (Let's shoot ‘em up)
Go out and shoot it (Shoot it)
Like oh my god (Like oh my God)
Jump off that cliff, boy (C'mon)
Let’s shoot them up! (I win!)
Fill up my tank (Load!)
Wunderbar! (FIRE!)
Look at her movin’ (Move it move it)
Just kill ‘em all (I win!)
Let’s clutch the match! (Clutch the match!)
From them we’ll snatch (Yes we will)
Let’s burn their tanks! (Ooh ooh)
And then we’ll win it again
Let's win it
Let's win it
Let's win it
Let's win it
And win it
And win it
Let's fight it up
And win it
And win it
And win it win it win it
Let's win it
Let's win it
Let's win it win it win it
Here we come
Here we go
We gotta roll!
Easy come
Easy go
Now we can go
Feel the shot
Chassis rock
Shoot it don’t stop
Round and round
Up and down
Around the clock
Tanksday, Tanksday
Tanksday and Tanksday
Tankday, Tankday
Tanksday and Tankday
Get get get get get
With us you know what we say (say)
Platoon everyday
P-p-p-platoon everyday
And my Leopard (Woo-hoo)
And tonight’s gonna be a win night
We’re gonna be winning tonight
And tonight’s gonna be a winning night
A Leopard (Woo-hoo)
And tonight’s gonna be a win night
We’re gonna be winning tonight
And tonight’s gonna be a winning night
(Woo-hoo)

"Gift Shop"
By: Gumberto
Parody of:  "Thrift Shop" by Macklemore
                    
  I’m gonna pop some tanks
Only got 20 dollars on my bank card
  I - I - I'm hunting, looking for an earner
  This is friggin awesome

Nah; walk up in the pubs like, “what up; I got a deal that’s hot!”
I’m so pumped I bought some Gold from the Gift Shop
Bought the Locust; who is so damn speedy
The pubbies like “Damn that’s a small ass premie!”
Rollin in, hella deep, spottin all the other team.
Droppin gold on camo, but saving some for-a T14
Saw a leopard tank, queuing next to my 50t
Probably shoulda started low, something like a light Pz…
  …Hotch-kissssss…
Buy both; I’m a sucker for earning Extra Credits!!!
Buyin it, Tryin it, not even close to flyin in it.
No idea what I was doing; ended up dying in it.
But me; premie account-in it man
earning credits; fist over hand
Savin’ time and I’m hella happy that’s a million quick.
I’m-a grab some premie shells, I’m-a grab some premie shells
No for Real – KV Derp – Should I grab some Premie Shells? (Hell yes!)
Premie First Aid and some Lend Lease Oil
   added some crew barracks, and some gold training
They had some premie packs, I bought some premie packs
I bought a credit pack, then I bought a Dicker Max
hello, hello Trained Crew, not as slow
George Patton ain’t got nothing on my premie crew, hell no.
We could get some KV-5s, platoon up; drive those.
Special Matchmaking, 3 of us, man we would really OWN.

  I’m gonna pop some tanks
  Only got 20 dollars on my bank card
  I - I - I'm hunting, looking for an earner
  This is friggin awesome

What you know about using the Panther / M10?
What you know about using the RAM for it’s Pen?
I’m camping, I’m camping, I’m searching right through foliage.
One man’s trash is another man’s arty
Thank you Garbad giving the arty a bad name
Cause right now premie shells in your game
I'm in the Garage, you can find me buying (slots)
I'm not, I'm not sick of searchin' for my tank (slots)"
Your clannies, the pubbies, the noobs, and your buddies
I’ll take the Churchill 3, hull down, and I’ll work that rate-of-fire
Matilda – hull down –work that rate-of-fire
Jag 88 – anywhere – will rock that rate of fire!
Free players be like “You use gold for your free XP”
I’m like, “Yo I’m Tier 10; I got a T-Shirt.”
Limited Edition, my Mutant is on a mission
Fifty Dollars for a Mutant – that’s a costly premium tank - SICK
I call that having heavy front armor: SICK
I call that some pre-T34 business
Premie tanks cost hella hough
And having many in the game gets the bank on a hella roll.
Peep game, come take a look at my 59
Tryna get me to sell No way… it’s hella MINE
Man it’s hella MINE.
  (Garage… grabbin slots… yeah!)

  I’m gonna pop some tanks
  Only got 20 dollars on my bank card
  I - I - I'm hunting, looking for an earner
  This is friggin awesome

I bought a brand new Lowe
The pen’s incredible
Drivin this big ass boat
Rollin through the map real slow

  I bought a brand new Lowe (damn right)
  The pen’s indredible (now come on man)
  Drivin this big ass boat (big ass boat)
  Rollin through the map real slow (let’s go)

  I’m gonna pop some tanks
  Only got 20 dollars on my bank card
  I - I - I'm hunting, looking for an earner
  This is friggin awesome

…Is that your IS-6?

"Imagine"
By:  StrelaCarbon
Parody of:  "Imagine" by John Lennon
                    
Imagine there's no winrate
It’s easy if you try
No scrubs below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the tankers, judging not by stats
Imagine there’s no botters
It isn’t hard to do
No one to waste your time on
And a full team too
Imagine all the tankers, giving it their best
You, you may say
I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
And the tankers will play as one
Imagine no bad teammates
I wonder if you can
No noobs, or lemmings
A real company of tanks
Imagine all the tankers, playing like a team
You, you may say
I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one
I hope someday you will join us
And WoT will be fun

"M3 Lee"
By: Pyrenn
Parody of "Let it Be" by The Beatles
                    
I’m going through the tech tree looking, For the tanks that call to me
Then I see the roadblock, M3 Lee
It has no turret, and it’s fugly, Should I burn some free xp?
Just to quickly bypass, M3 Lee
M3 Lee, M3 Lee, M3 Lee, M3 Lee
M4 best be worth it, M3 Lee
And when the count-down timer ends, people still keep teasing me
This must be my penance, M3 Lee
Still sitting at our starting point, and somebody just Derp’d me
Didn’t move six inches, M3 Lee
M3 Lee, M3 Lee, M3 Lee, M3 Lee
I should’ve gone with Russian, M3 Lee
M3 Lee, M3 Lee, M3 Lee, M3 Lee
I wish you had a turret, M3 Lee
M3 Lee, M3 Lee, M3 Lee, M3 Lee
M4 best be worth it, M3 Lee
And when the match is over, I buy some gold with my money
Converting free experience, M3 Lee
I upgrade just the gun so I can, get the M4 and be free
Escaping from the hell of, M3 Lee
M3 Lee, M3 Lee, M3 Lee, yeah, M3 Lee
I get to say good riddance, M3 Lee
M3 Lee, M3 Lee, M3 Lee, yeah, M3 Lee
The M4 best be worth it, M3 Lee

"Tanker's Paradise"
By: CptSkyhawk
Parody of:  "Gangster's Paradise" by Coolio
                    
As I Hetz through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at real life and realize there's nothing left
Cause I've been rolling and blasting so long
That even that my clanmates think that my mind is gone
But I ain't never shot a blue that didn't deserve it
You be treated like a cheat you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you're rollin, and where you're trollin
Or you and your teammates might be rolled fifteen-oh
I really hate to rage but I gotta know
How my team dies, nevermind just enjoy the show
Fool, I'm the kinda -G- the little tankers wanna be like
In my Type E zeroed sights
Raining shells when the Chaffee lights

We been spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
We keep spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)

How'd I get this situation, they got me facing
I can't have a decent fight, I got a pubbie battle
So I gotta take down the entire team
Too much noobievision watching, got me rage screams
I'm an efficiency whore with medals on my mind
Got my gold in gun and a noob in my sights
I'm a snap shot tanker, gun goin banger
And my name is purple so don't arouse my anger
Fool, death ain't nothing but a mouse-click away
So if you want me you better learn how to play
I'm on twenty-three-seven will I be on twenty-four
The way things is going I don't know

Tell me why are you too blind to see
That the ones who suck, are you not me

We been spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
We keep spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)

Power in the money, money in the power
Match after match, hour after hour
Everybody's gunning, but half of them ain't looking
At what's going on back at base
But I don't know what's defensing
I say they gotta learn
But nobodys even listening
If they can't understand, how can they assist me
I guess they can't
I guess they won't
I guess they suck
That's how I know they outta luck, fools

We been spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
We keep spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)

Tell me why are you too blind to see
That the ones who suck, are you not me
Tell me why are you too blind to see
That the ones who suck, are you not me

"The Tankers Go Rollin' Along"
By:  homiair13
Parody of:  The Caisson Song  (AKA The Army Song)
                    
(VERSE 1)
To the hill, or the vil'
Waiting for the arty's kill,
And those tankers go rollin' along.
First the lights start the fight,
Then the heavies show their might,
And those tankers go rollin' along.
(Refrain 1)
Then its hi! hi! hay!
The meds are on their way,
Call out your targets loud and strong!
And where e'er you are,
Those TD's are not too far,
And those tankers go rollin' along.
(VERSE 2)
Overwhelmed and outgunned,
Then some teammates start to run,
But those tankers keep rollin' along.
"ENEMY TANKS ON OUR THREE!"
"TURN ABOUT. LOAD AP!"
Still those tankers keep rollin' along.

(Refrain2)
Then its hi! hi! hay!
The battle is under way,
Call out your targets loud and strong!
For where e'er you are,
Arty is not too far,
And those tankers keep rollin' along.
(VERSE 3 sung slowly)
If in volley I should fall,
I'll still stand up straight and tall,
To keep those tankers  a rollin' along.
We'll salute to our clans,
For our victory is at hand,
And those tankers  keep rollin' along.

(REFRAIN 3 sung loudly)
Then its hi! hi! hay!
The end is on its way!
Shout out your vict'ry loud and strong!
And where e'er you go,
You will always know,
That those tankers go rollin' along.
That those tankers go rollin' alooooong (COMPANY HALT!)

"Shoot It Maybe"
By:  impsamurai
Parody of:  "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepson
                    

I stole another players kill,
Don't ask me, I'll never tell
I looked to you as it fell,
And now you're in my way
I'd trade my gold for a kill,
Silvers and shells to give hell
I wasn't looking for this,
But now you're in my way
Your barrel was holdin',
Ripped tanks, metal was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where do you think you're going, arty?
Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
It's hard to look right
At you arty,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Hey, I just saw you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
And all the other tanks,
Try to chase me,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
You took your time with the shot,
I took no time to rot,
You gave me nothing at all,
But still, you're in my way
I beg, and borrow and steal
Have foresight and it's real
I didn't know I would feel it,
But it's in my way
Your barrel was holdin',
Ripped tanks, metal was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where do you think you're going, arty?
Hey, I just saw you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
It's hard to look right
At you arty,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Hey, I just saw you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
And all the other tanks,
Try to chase me,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Before you came into my sight
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad
Before you came into my sight
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
I missed you so, so bad (bad, bad)
It's hard to look right
At you arty,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Hey, I just saw you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
And all the other tanks,
Try to chase me,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Before you came into my sight
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad
Before you came into my sight
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
So shoot me, maybe!

"Highwayman"
By:   S1G1L
Parody of  "Highwayman" by The Highwaymen
                    

I rode a Tiger.  On the Eastern Front I did ride
With Panthers and Leopards by my side
Many a Russians lost there life to my guns
Many a fathers never lived to see there sons
They bastards broke through in the summer of forty-four
But I will tank some more.

I drove a Sherman. West of Seigfried was my side
Where steel and iron did collide
I watched the Germans run to try and stay alive
I crushed their line in the sping of forty-five
And when the Hummel shot they said that I got killed
But I am tanking still...

I rained down death. Across the fields far and wide
Where arty cause the tanks to hide
A place called Europe covered deep in snow
I was spotted but from where I do not know
They blew me up but I never heard a sound
But I am still around.. I'll always shot around.. and a round and
around and
around and around

I rode with Patton... right into West Berlin
The Axis day was at its end
I'll find a place to rest my spirit if I can
Perhaps I may ride that Tiger once again
Or I may simply be a drone above the rain..
But I will remain
And I will tank again, and again and again and again and again...

Map called Malinovka
By:  RedEngineer6
Parody of:  "Hotel California" by The Eagles
                    
On a dark dusty highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of the cordite, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
I jumped down to the turret floor
and hit the Gunner's Sight

There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the loading shell
And I was thinking to myself,
"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
Then we lit up the targets, to show the Arty the way
There were voices on the chat screen board
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Map called Malinovka
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a wartorn space
Plenty of death on the map called Malinovka
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find it here

Her tank is definately twisted, she gotten ballzy and bold
She got a lot of HEDP shells, she bought with her gold
How they spin in the cornfield, sweet summer sweat.
Some gunners remember, but the dead won't forget

So I called up the Nooby,
"Please shut up, don't whine"
He said, "I'll never win a battle here, till I get a tank that's Tier nine"
And still those shells are falling from far away,
Light you up in the middle of the night
And you hear them say...

Welcome to the Map called Malinovka
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a wartorn space
Plenty of death on the map called Malinovka
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
15 Maus - Red Side
Dust falls from shell blasts,
and our blips blacken how nice...
And she said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"
And in the base's center
They gathered for the feast
They try to cap it just in time
But they just can't kill the beasts

Last thing I remember, I was
Blown out of the door
I had find a large aid pack
fore my tank was just filled with gore.
"GG, " said the Red Team
"You had better believe.
You can logout any time you like,
But you can never leave! "

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"Doubles"
By: Hammer606 and Siege303
A parody of "I knew you were trouble" by Taylor Swift
                    
Once upon a time
A few battles ago
I was in your sights
You got me alone
You owned me, You owned me, You owned me
My teammates didn't care
And I should've guessed that
And when I died hard
They went on the attack
Without me, Without me, Without me
And the battle's lost
How could that be?
And I realize the blame is on me
Cause I knew I needed doubles when I logged in
The shame's on me now
Trying too hard to get a win
Till you blew me up Oh!
I knew I needed doubles when I logged in
The shame's on me now
Trying to hard to get a win
So I'm sitting in my cold garage
Oh, oh, doubles, doubles, doubles
Oh, oh, doubles, doubles, doubles
No excuses now
Let's give it one more try
Pretend I'm really pro.
But I'm a noob, that's why
I'm drowning, I'm drowning, I'm drowning
And I heard "Uninstall"
From the people on my team
So little damage dealt
Bye bye efficiency
And now I see, now I see, now I see
The battles lost
T'was meant to be
And I realize the reason is me
Cause I knew I needed doubles when I logged in
The shame's on me now
Trying too hard to get a win
Till you blew me up Oh!
I knew I needed doubles when I logged in
The shame's on me now
Trying to hard to get a win
So I'm sitting in my cold garage
Oh, oh, doubles, doubles, doubles
Oh, oh, doubles, doubles, doubles
Then the scariest thought comes into mind
When I do win, I'll get no kills, or damage, or cap points
Nooo!
Cause I knew I needed doubles when I logged in
The shame's on me now
Trying too hard to get a win
Till you blew me up Oh!
I knew I needed doubles when I logged in
The shame's on me now
Trying to hard to get a win
So I'm sitting in my cold garage
Oh, oh, doubles, doubles, doubles
Oh, oh, doubles, doubles, doubles
I knew I needed doubles when I logged in
Doubles, doubles, doubles
I knew I needed doubles when I logged in
Doubles, doubles, doubles

"Bad Scouts"
By:  Poptab
Parody of M.I.A.’s “Bad Girls”
                    
Live fast, die young
Bad scouts do it well
Live fast, die young
Bad scouts do it well
[x2]
A shell hits my treads
When I’m banging towards the enemy
A shell hits my treads
When I’m chargin’ to those SPGs
Get back, get down
My team they be yellin’ on the comm
Foot down, no brakes
Don’t go screaming if I blow up with a bang
Aaaaahh Kamikazee
I’m coming in the Chaffee
gasoline
There’s steam on the hatch screen
Shake it, Bake it
Tracks bouncing like a trampoline
When I get to where I’m going, gonna take your SPG
Live fast, die young
Bad scouts do it well
Live fast, die young
Bad scouts do it well
[x2]
A shell hits my treads
When I’m banging towards the enemy
A shell hits my treads
When I’m chargin’ to those SPGs

Yeah back it, back it
Yeah pull up to the defilade
watch the signal
Cover me, cause I’m chargin’ in
Had a handle on it
My tank, but I broke it
When I get to where I’m going, gonna have you rage quittin’
Live fast, die young
Bad scouts do it well
Live fast, die young
Bad scouts do it well
[x2]

A shell hits my treads
When I’m banging towards the enemy
A shell hits my treads
When I’m chargin’ to those SPGs
[x2]
Get back, get down
My team they be yellin’ on the comm
Foot down, no brakes
Don’t go screaming if I blow up with a bang
Going through the line boys SPGs be trembling’
Accelerating fast I could win this in a second
Looking in the rear view teammates looking ill
Leave them boys behind cuz I’m on my way to kill
Shift gear arty hunting what you gonna do
Who is gonna stop me when I'm coming through
What we got left is just me and you
If I catch you from behind you’ll be feelin’ blue
Get back, get down
My team they be yellin’ on the comm
Foot down, no brakes
Don’t go screaming if I blow up with a bang
Live fast, die young
Bad scouts do it well
Live fast, die young
Bad scouts do it well
[x4]
A shell hits my treads
When I’m banging towards the enemy
A shell hits my treads
When I’m chargin’ to those SPGs
[x2]

"VK 28.01 Drive By"
By:  AbramsLincoln
Parody of Train's "Drive By"
                    
On the other side of the map I knew
Drove, a tank that looked like you
That was a T-50-2
But I felt this can’t be true
Cause your team has a Chaffee, AMX 13 90
And don’t forget your T71.
Oh but that one fight
Was more than just right
I didn’t leave you, cause I just derped you.
You were so overwhelmed, and frankly screwed as hell
Until they came to rescue you.
Oh I ran from you
Swearing, loathing you
You see my arty, drive by
Just a slow guy, looking for a dumb guy
Slow enough to derp with, my gun
When you shoot me, everything is poopy
I don’t like it, screw me
Either way you’ll shoot me
Oh I ran from you
Swearing, loathing you
You see my arty, drive by
On the other side of the map I hid
You came rushing through the mid
Everyone shot at you, every inch you came this way
But there you are again
Dodging shots like nobody’s in and
At one hundred meters at last
Oh but that one fight
Was more than just right
I didn’t leave you, cause I just derped you.
You were so overwhelmed, and frankly screwed as hell
Until they came to rescue you.
Oh I ran from you
Swearing, loathing you
You see my arty, drive by
Just a slow guy, looking for a dumb guy
Slow enough to derp with, my gun
When you shoot me, everything is poopy
I don’t like it, screw me
Either way you’ll shoot me
Oh I ran from you
Swearing, loathing you
You see my arty, drive by
Please believe that when I leave
That I will destroy that T-50-2
In addition to those other light tanks too
On the other side of a bridge I knew
Drove, a tank that looked like you
That was a T-50-2
But I felt this can’t be true
Cause
Oh I just derped you
Doughnuts around you
I see your arty, drive by
Just a slow guy, looking for your dumb guy
Slow enough to derp with, my gun
When you shoot me, all your shots are bouncy
If you don’t like it derp me
Either way you can’t, see
Oh I just derped you
Doughnuts around you
I see your arty, drive by

"U Can't Pen This"
or
"It's Löwe Time"
By: SaintC & Silverinferno of Mass Requiem World of Tanks clan
Parody of "U Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer
                    
You can't pen  this
You can't pen  this
You can't pen  this
You can't pen  this
My, my, my, my Loewe hits you  so hard
Makes you say "Oh, my Gawd"
Thank you for pinging me
With a mighty gold round but ya missed two feet
It feels good, when you know you're down
in a super dope tank from Essen town
And I'm known , better than gin
And this is a tank, uh, you can't pen
I told you, grease boy (You can't pen this)
Yeah, that's how we roll and you know (You can't pen this)
Look at my tracks, man (You can't pen this)
Yo, let me ping these funky shells (You can't touch this)
Fresh new tanks, advance
You gotta like that, now, you know you wanna dance
So move, outta your bush
And get a gear on and catch this rush
While it's rollin', hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's goin' on
Like that, like that
hot on a mission so don't fall back
Let 'em know, that you're so in
a bad ass tank, uh, they can't pen
Yo, I told you (You can't pen this)
Why you hidin there, man? (You can't pen this)
Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucka (You can't pen this)
Givin me a target with emblems
Makin' 'em sweat, that's why I'm givin' 'em Hell,
they know ... face down the Loewe,
you face down a barrel ... That's loaded and tight
tankers are sweatin' so pass them a wipe
Or a book, to learn
What's it gonna take to make them not burn
in flames? Legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit
That's word because you know
You can't pen this,
you can't pen this
Break it down

Stop, Loewe time
Go with the group, it is said
If you can't shoot Then you probably are dead
So wave the white flag in the air
Bust a few tracks as we roll into your lair
This is it, for the winner
try to shoot me as i go for your dinner
Move, slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump, bump, bump
Yeah (You can't pen this)
Look, man (You can't pen this)
You better back it up, boy Because you know you can't (You can't pen this)
Ring the bell, school's back in
Break it down

Stop, Loewe time
You can't pen this
You can't pen this
You can't pen this

Break it down

Stop, Loewe time
Every time you see me
The Loewe just so grand
I'm rollin down the battlefield
and I'm kickin in the sand
Now why would I ever
stop doing this?
With others makin' shots that just don't hit
I've toured around the world,
from Eastmet to the Dorf
It's "Loewe, go Loewe, der Loewe, yo, Loewe"
And the rest can go and burn
You can't pen this
You can't pen this
You can't pen this
Yeah, you can't pen this I told you, you can't pen this Too hype, can't touch this Get way outta here, you can't pen this

"This Tank Aria"
By:  Spangles
Parody of: This Day Aria (from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
                    
This game is going to be perfect
The kind of game of which I dreamed of since I installed
All those tanks will drive around
Think they're safe from shells inbound
What they don’t know is that I can kill them all...
This game was going to be perfect
The kind of game of which I dreamed of since I installed
But instead of doing great
I've been tracked and now I wait
For the rain of shells that surely will soon fall...
I could care less for their distress
I won't reply to all their cries
For help! I'll be lying when I say:
“Let's win this game together.
Our teamwork's surely better.”
The truth is I will steal kills from them all
For I'm free to pick and choose
My teamwork is just a ruse
That top gun will certainly be mine!
I must evade before it’s too late
Find a way to win this game
Hope? I’ll be lying if I say:
“I don't fear that I may lose this
To one who picks and chooses,
Laughing as friend and foe go up in flame”
For my team has met their doom
But my tank's not yet my tomb
Oh artillery, I'll kill you very soon!
Finally the moment has arrived
For me to shoot one final shell into the sky
Oh this shot I might not make!
He’ll shoot me dead inside my tank!
That artillery may--
Win. I win. Ahahahaha!

"Another Matchup"
By Ravencrow
Parody of:  Bare Naked Ladies "Another Postcard with Chimpanzees"
                    
You can't imagine so many tankers on an online scale.
Only two words can describe these matchups and that’s epic fail.
They come domestic, cross the border, or from overseas.
But someone keeps sending me online matches filled with tank trainees.

Some tanks go swimming, some tanks are blowing off their tracks,
Some tanks with derp guns, that target friendlies to attack.
There’s Bo and Luke tanks, sailing through unfriendly skies,
A pair of French tanks, who won’t fight, don’t ask me why.
[CHORUS (x2):]
Another matchup, with tank trainees,
And everyone is assigned to me.
If I had to guess, I'd say matchmaker thinks it's doing great.
Teams seem balanced, countdown’s done, now go decide your fate.
I'm losing creds –and  these x5’s are keeping me up all night.
It was funny, but now I’m using gold rounds to win a tier one fight.

Some tanks that won’t cap, tanks zoomed in to get their kill.
Some tanks who love speed, burning rubber for their cheap thrills.
A going camping tank, in a bush with his cammo,
A shyly bashful tank, that forgot to stock ammo.

[CHORUS (x2)]

Somehow they followed me even though I cammo’d outside their zone.
No matter what, they rush and they die, they won't leave me alone.
Another trainee in this match could make me lose my mind,
But look at matchmaker searching players till it finally finds.

Some tanks with derp guns
Some tanks that go swim
Some tanks that blow tracks
Some tanks that won’t cap
I've got some parked tanks; that sit at base and go nowhere.
I've got the blind tanks firing their shells into the air.

Another matchup with tank trainees
And every one is assigned to me.
Every one is, every one is, every one is assigned to me.
Every one is, every one is, every one is assigned to me.

[CHORUS (x4)]

Some tanks with derp guns, Some tanks that go swim
Some tanks that blow tracks, Some tanks that won’t cap
I've got some parked tanks; that sit at base and go nowhere.
I've got the blind tanks, firing their shells into the air.
There’s Bo and Luke tanks, sailing through unfriendly skies,
A pair of French tanks, who won’t fight, don’t ask me why.
Some tanks that love speed, drivers that smoke weed.
I got a goin’ campin’ tank, and I got the shyly bashful tank.

"Seal Clubbin'"
By:  Omnominous
Parody of:  Free Fallin' by Tom Petty
                    
I'm a good tanker, love my Sherman
Love my PzIV, and derp cannons too
I'm a good tanker, crazy 'bout tier two
Love T18s and my BT-2
It's a long grind, gunnin' for a tier ten
There's a unicum, trollin' through the chat
But I'm a bad player, 'cause I don't really win much
I'm a bad player, for ragin' from the grind
So I'm seal, seal clubbin'
Yeah I'm seal, seal clubbin'
All the low tiers, learnin' how to tank
They don't yet know how, to aim their guns
And all us bad players, are waiting in cover
All the poor noobs, getting shot in the side
And I'm seal, seal clubbin'
Yea I'm seal, seal clubbin'
I wanna ride down, over Murovanka
I wanna blast your, tank off of the hill
I wanna seal club, beat noobs into nothin'
Gonna leave the, pros for awhile
And I'm seal, seal clubbin'
Yea I'm seal, seal clubbin'
Yea I'm seal, seal clubbin'
Oh!
Seal clubbin'
And I'm seal, oh! Seal clubbin'

I Dreamed a Dream
By:  kodiakalpha
Parody of:  I Dreamed a Dream from Les Miserables
                    
There was a time when tanks were kind
When their armor was soft
And their flanks inviting
There was a time when I was blind
And the game was a song
And the song was exciting
There was a time
Then it all went wrong
I dreamed a dream in tiers gone by
When I could fly
By tanks a firing
I dreamed that I would never die
I dreamed MM would be forgiving
Then I was young and unafraid
And shells were fired and and tanks were wasted There were no repairs to be paid Victories won and medals tasted
But the Tigers come at night
With their cannons roaring thunder
As they tear your tank apart
As they turn your dream to shame
He spent a summer by my side
He filled my games with endless wonder
He took my Cromwell in his stride
But he was gone when Comet came
And still I dream he'll come to me
That we will span the tiers together
But there are dreams that cannot be
And matches that we cannot weather
I had a dream my tank would be
So different from this shell I'm driving So different now from what it seemed Now Tiger's killed the dream I dreamed

Pz 1 C
By: Charleader and Parisguy1212
Parody of:  Come on Eileen” by Dexy’s Midnight Runners
                    
Strings and Instrumental
(backing vocals in parentheses throughout)
(Pz I C!)
(Pz I C!)
Verse One:
Poor old Arty’s Day
Thought he’d rain down shells from above,
Like he did so many times before
His platoon ran off
And left him behind—who’d blame them?
Alone (alone),
So alone (alone)
He needs support now more than ever
(Pz I C!)
Zooma booma zooma boom i-aye
Pascucci’s medal is on its way!!
Chorus:
(Pz I C)
He’s just a (tier three),
At this moment,  he’s a troll machine
(Grille’s in a mess),
He thought he (was the best)
Now he’s hurting
From Pz I C!
Strings and Instrumental
(Pz I C!)
(Pz I C!)
Verse Two:
Came so fast to here
Arty’s rooted in places
They're so resigned to what their fate is,
That afterthought’s too fast and clever.
(Pz I C!)
Remember
Zooma booma zooma boom i-aye
The little tank did its job today!!
Chorus:
(Pz I C)
He’s fast and (he’s mean)
You’ll get dizzy… from his circ-a-ling
(He’s right near the base)
But his job’s (in your face)
Now Grille’s hurting
From Pz I C!!
Bridge (slow):
(Come on … Pz… you ruined my game)
(Come on… Pz.. you’re so untamed)
Now you have shown,
Why you do roam…oh Pz
[Overlapping backing and main lyrics]
Said come on Pz
(Come on Pz, you ruined my game)
(Come on Pz, you’re so untamed)
Now I must say more than ever
Things suck round here
Said come on Pz
Come on PZ…..[crescendo]
Repeat chorus one

"Scouting (It's Not Easy)"
By: nec9
Parody of:  Superman (It's Not Easy) by Five for Fighting
                    
I can't stand to hide
I'm not that naive,
I'm just out to spot
Those pesky SPGs
I'm more than a tank
I'm more than a derp
I'm more than some noobie priest beside a church
And it's not easy to be me
Wish that I could pen
The front of a heavy
Find a way to flank,
The camping KV-3
They may have been nerfed,
But don't be so mean
Even Leopards have the right to flee
I may be perturbed
But look at the teams
Even Chaffees have the right to cheese
And it's not easy to be me
Oh, no, blown away, get away from me
But it's alright,
You will still gain XP tonight
I'm not raging or anything
I can't stand to hide
I'm not that naive,
Scouts weren't meant to fight
Against TDs shooting HEAT
I'm only a scout trying not to retreat
Dodging the arty fire on these himmelsdorf streets
Only a scout racing through the thick trees
Searching for those SPGs you better cover me
Cover me
Cover me
Yeah, Cover me
Cover me
I'm only a scout racing through the thick trees
I'm only a scout searching for the red team
I'm only a scout trying not to retreat
And it's not easy
Oooo oooo oooo
It's not easy
To be
Me

Enter Tank-Man
By:  Death_Bubba
Parody of:  Enter Sandman by Metallica
                    
Say your prayers KV-1
Don't forget my son
To reload your gun
I pen you in
Sweat begins
Keep your bullets in
'Til the heavy he comes

Snipe with one eye open
Gripping your trigger tight

Exit fight
One slot right
Make our plans
We're off to battle once again

Something's wrong, douse the light
Heavy in my sights
And it's not on my side
Dreams of war
Dreams of fights
Dreams of ammo fire
And those arties will bite, yeah

Exit fight
One slot right
Make our plans
We're off to battle once again


(Whisper)
Now there is no time to sleep (x2)
Pray the lord it's not too deep (x2)
And if I get fragged before the end (x2)
At least I scrapped four of his friends (x2)

Hush little arty don't say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It's just the stuart behind that hill
Sighting in for the enemy Grille

Exit fight
One slot right
Rivers of sand

Exit fight
One slot right
Make our plans
We're off to battle once again

We're off to battle once again

Make our plans
We're off to battle once again
Make our plans
We're off to battle once again

We're off to battle once again

"Scouts Life"
By:  Carisa_Contzen
Parody of:  Dynamite by Taio Cruz
                    
I see the match up and I want to cry,
Shouting YOLO! Match lets a Go Go!
I wanna accelerate and drive all night,
Shouting YOLO! Scouts a Go Go!
I came to spot, spot, spot, spot
I hit the gas 'cause that's my lot, lot, lot, lot
Wearing my camo cause I'm hot, hot, hot, hot
Spotting the enemies so they can be shot, shot, shot, shot
Ye, ye
'Cause the match goes on and on and on.......
And it goes on and on an on......
Yeah!
I see the match up and I want to cry,
Going YOLO! Match lets a Go Go!
I wanna accelerate and drive all night,
Going YOLO! Scouts a Go Go!
'Case we gon' a rock this match,
We gon' win this fight,
We gon' light'em up,
Cause it's a scouts life!
When they show on up,
You better aim your shots,
Arties fire your guns,
Cause it's a scouts life!
I came to scout, scout, scout, scout
Get out the way so I can roll out, out, out, out
I'm a bit crazy as I race to my doom, doom, doom, doom,
A bit suicidal as I like to zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom
Ye, ye
'Cause I roll on and on and on......
Scouting as I roll on and on an on....
  
Yeah!
I kill the arty because I got behind,
Going Ho! Ho! I shot you LOL LOL!
I did my job and now the arty's gone,
Going YOLO, time to go go!
'Case we gon' a rock this match,
We gon' win this fight,
We gon' light'em up,
Cause it's a scouts life!
When they show on up,
You better aim your shots,
Arties fire your guns,
Cause it's a scouts life!

"When I was in Your Clan"
By:  SNSD
Parody of:  "When I was Your Man" by Bruno Mars
                    
Same game but it feels a little bit bigger now
Our tier on the battlefield but it don’t feel the same
When our friends see your name in game, it just tears me down
My heart breaks a little when I play this game
And it all just sounds like noob noob noooooob
Chorus
Hmmmmmm too new too dumb to realize
That I should have paid attention and followed your lead
Should have gave you all my hours in team training
Follow you in every clan match cause all you wanted to do was command
Now the clan’s invading but they’re invading another land
My pride, my ego, my needs, and my selfish ways
Caused a good active clan like them to remove my name
Now I never, never get to improve my game play
And it haunts me every time I play this game
It all just sounds like NOOB Noob NOOOOB
Chorus
Although it hurts, I’ll be the first to say that I was a Noob
Oh I know I’m just a lemming
to try and apologize for my game play
But I just want you to know
I hope your members pay attention
I Hope they follow your lead
Give you all their hours in team training
Follow you in every clan match cause I remember how much you love to command
Do all the things I should have done when I was in your clan
Do all the things I should have done when I was in your clan

"I Got My Leopard"
By: Arbitard_the_Great
Parody of: "I Gotta Feeling" by Black Eyed Peas
                    
I got my Leopard
And tonight’s gonna be a win night
We’re gonna be winning tonight
And tonight’s gonna be a winning night
A Leopard
And tonight’s gonna be a win night
We’re gonna be winning tonight
And tonight’s gonna be a winning night
A Leopard (Woo hoo)
And tonight’s gonna be a win night
We’re gonna be winning tonight
And tonight’s gonna be a winning night
A Leopard (Woo-hoo)
And tonight’s gonna be a win night
We’re gonna be winning tonight
And tonight’s gonna be a winning night
A Leopard
Tonight's the night
Let’s live it up
I got my Leopard
Let’s fight it up (I win!)
Go out and shoot ‘em
Like oh my god
Jump off that cliff, boy
Let’s shoot them up!
I know that we’ll have it all
If we just go and cap
We’ll win it all
I feel fit to fight
I wanna get movin’
Let’s get this fight out
To gain all control
Fill up my tank
Wunderbar!
Look at her movin!
Just kill ‘em all! (I win)
Let's clutch the match
From them we’ll snatch
Let’s burn their tanks
And then we’ll win it again
Let's win it
Let's win it
Let's win it
Let's win it
And win it
And win it
Let's fight it up (I win!)
And win it
And win it
And win it win it win it
Let's win it
Let's win it
Let's win it
'Cause I got my Leopard (Woo-hoo)
And tonight’s gonna be a win night
We’re gonna be winning tonight
And tonight’s gonna be a winning night
A Leopard (Woo-hoo)
And tonight’s gonna be a win night
We’re gonna be winning tonight
And tonight’s gonna be a winning night (I win!)
Tonight’s the night (Hey)
Let’s live it up (Let's live it up)
I got my gold rounds (My rounds)
Let's shoot ‘em up (Let's shoot ‘em up)
Go out and shoot it (Shoot it)
Like oh my god (Like oh my God)
Jump off that cliff, boy (C'mon)
Let’s shoot them up! (I win!)
Fill up my tank (Load!)
Wunderbar! (FIRE!)
Look at her movin’ (Move it move it)
Just kill ‘em all (I win!)
Let’s clutch the match! (Clutch the match!)
From them we’ll snatch (Yes we will)
Let’s burn their tanks! (Ooh ooh)
And then we’ll win it again
Let's win it
Let's win it
Let's win it
Let's win it
And win it
And win it
Let's fight it up
And win it
And win it
And win it win it win it
Let's win it
Let's win it
Let's win it win it win it
Here we come
Here we go
We gotta roll!
Easy come
Easy go
Now we can go
Feel the shot
Chassis rock
Shoot it don’t stop
Round and round
Up and down
Around the clock
Tanksday, Tanksday
Tanksday and Tanksday
Tankday, Tankday
Tanksday and Tankday
Get get get get get
With us you know what we say (say)
Platoon everyday
P-p-p-platoon everyday
And my Leopard (Woo-hoo)
And tonight’s gonna be a win night
We’re gonna be winning tonight
And tonight’s gonna be a winning night
A Leopard (Woo-hoo)
And tonight’s gonna be a win night
We’re gonna be winning tonight
And tonight’s gonna be a winning night
(Woo-hoo)

"Gift Shop"
By: Gumberto
Parody of:  "Thrift Shop" by Macklemore
                    
  I’m gonna pop some tanks
Only got 20 dollars on my bank card
  I - I - I'm hunting, looking for an earner
  This is friggin awesome

Nah; walk up in the pubs like, “what up; I got a deal that’s hot!”
I’m so pumped I bought some Gold from the Gift Shop
Bought the Locust; who is so damn speedy
The pubbies like “Damn that’s a small ass premie!”
Rollin in, hella deep, spottin all the other team.
Droppin gold on camo, but saving some for-a T14
Saw a leopard tank, queuing next to my 50t
Probably shoulda started low, something like a light Pz…
  …Hotch-kissssss…
Buy both; I’m a sucker for earning Extra Credits!!!
Buyin it, Tryin it, not even close to flyin in it.
No idea what I was doing; ended up dying in it.
But me; premie account-in it man
earning credits; fist over hand
Savin’ time and I’m hella happy that’s a million quick.
I’m-a grab some premie shells, I’m-a grab some premie shells
No for Real – KV Derp – Should I grab some Premie Shells? (Hell yes!)
Premie First Aid and some Lend Lease Oil
   added some crew barracks, and some gold training
They had some premie packs, I bought some premie packs
I bought a credit pack, then I bought a Dicker Max
hello, hello Trained Crew, not as slow
George Patton ain’t got nothing on my premie crew, hell no.
We could get some KV-5s, platoon up; drive those.
Special Matchmaking, 3 of us, man we would really OWN.

  I’m gonna pop some tanks
  Only got 20 dollars on my bank card
  I - I - I'm hunting, looking for an earner
  This is friggin awesome

What you know about using the Panther / M10?
What you know about using the RAM for it’s Pen?
I’m camping, I’m camping, I’m searching right through foliage.
One man’s trash is another man’s arty
Thank you Garbad giving the arty a bad name
Cause right now premie shells in your game
I'm in the Garage, you can find me buying (slots)
I'm not, I'm not sick of searchin' for my tank (slots)"
Your clannies, the pubbies, the noobs, and your buddies
I’ll take the Churchill 3, hull down, and I’ll work that rate-of-fire
Matilda – hull down –work that rate-of-fire
Jag 88 – anywhere – will rock that rate of fire!
Free players be like “You use gold for your free XP”
I’m like, “Yo I’m Tier 10; I got a T-Shirt.”
Limited Edition, my Mutant is on a mission
Fifty Dollars for a Mutant – that’s a costly premium tank - SICK
I call that having heavy front armor: SICK
I call that some pre-T34 business
Premie tanks cost hella hough
And having many in the game gets the bank on a hella roll.
Peep game, come take a look at my 59
Tryna get me to sell No way… it’s hella MINE
Man it’s hella MINE.
  (Garage… grabbin slots… yeah!)

  I’m gonna pop some tanks
  Only got 20 dollars on my bank card
  I - I - I'm hunting, looking for an earner
  This is friggin awesome

I bought a brand new Lowe
The pen’s incredible
Drivin this big ass boat
Rollin through the map real slow

  I bought a brand new Lowe (damn right)
  The pen’s indredible (now come on man)
  Drivin this big ass boat (big ass boat)
  Rollin through the map real slow (let’s go)

  I’m gonna pop some tanks
  Only got 20 dollars on my bank card
  I - I - I'm hunting, looking for an earner
  This is friggin awesome

…Is that your IS-6?

"Imagine"
By:  StrelaCarbon
Parody of:  "Imagine" by John Lennon
                    
Imagine there's no winrate
It’s easy if you try
No scrubs below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the tankers, judging not by stats
Imagine there’s no botters
It isn’t hard to do
No one to waste your time on
And a full team too
Imagine all the tankers, giving it their best
You, you may say
I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
And the tankers will play as one
Imagine no bad teammates
I wonder if you can
No noobs, or lemmings
A real company of tanks
Imagine all the tankers, playing like a team
You, you may say
I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one
I hope someday you will join us
And WoT will be fun

"M3 Lee"
By: Pyrenn
Parody of "Let it Be" by The Beatles
                    
I’m going through the tech tree looking, For the tanks that call to me
Then I see the roadblock, M3 Lee
It has no turret, and it’s fugly, Should I burn some free xp?
Just to quickly bypass, M3 Lee
M3 Lee, M3 Lee, M3 Lee, M3 Lee
M4 best be worth it, M3 Lee
And when the count-down timer ends, people still keep teasing me
This must be my penance, M3 Lee
Still sitting at our starting point, and somebody just Derp’d me
Didn’t move six inches, M3 Lee
M3 Lee, M3 Lee, M3 Lee, M3 Lee
I should’ve gone with Russian, M3 Lee
M3 Lee, M3 Lee, M3 Lee, M3 Lee
I wish you had a turret, M3 Lee
M3 Lee, M3 Lee, M3 Lee, M3 Lee
M4 best be worth it, M3 Lee
And when the match is over, I buy some gold with my money
Converting free experience, M3 Lee
I upgrade just the gun so I can, get the M4 and be free
Escaping from the hell of, M3 Lee
M3 Lee, M3 Lee, M3 Lee, yeah, M3 Lee
I get to say good riddance, M3 Lee
M3 Lee, M3 Lee, M3 Lee, yeah, M3 Lee
The M4 best be worth it, M3 Lee

"Tanker's Paradise"
By: CptSkyhawk
Parody of:  "Gangster's Paradise" by Coolio
                    
As I Hetz through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at real life and realize there's nothing left
Cause I've been rolling and blasting so long
That even that my clanmates think that my mind is gone
But I ain't never shot a blue that didn't deserve it
You be treated like a cheat you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you're rollin, and where you're trollin
Or you and your teammates might be rolled fifteen-oh
I really hate to rage but I gotta know
How my team dies, nevermind just enjoy the show
Fool, I'm the kinda -G- the little tankers wanna be like
In my Type E zeroed sights
Raining shells when the Chaffee lights

We been spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
We keep spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)

How'd I get this situation, they got me facing
I can't have a decent fight, I got a pubbie battle
So I gotta take down the entire team
Too much noobievision watching, got me rage screams
I'm an efficiency whore with medals on my mind
Got my gold in gun and a noob in my sights
I'm a snap shot tanker, gun goin banger
And my name is purple so don't arouse my anger
Fool, death ain't nothing but a mouse-click away
So if you want me you better learn how to play
I'm on twenty-three-seven will I be on twenty-four
The way things is going I don't know

Tell me why are you too blind to see
That the ones who suck, are you not me

We been spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
We keep spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)

Power in the money, money in the power
Match after match, hour after hour
Everybody's gunning, but half of them ain't looking
At what's going on back at base
But I don't know what's defensing
I say they gotta learn
But nobodys even listening
If they can't understand, how can they assist me
I guess they can't
I guess they won't
I guess they suck
That's how I know they outta luck, fools

We been spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)
We keep spending most our lives, living in a tanker's paradise (x2)

Tell me why are you too blind to see
That the ones who suck, are you not me
Tell me why are you too blind to see
That the ones who suck, are you not me

"The Tankers Go Rollin' Along"
By:  homiair13
Parody of:  The Caisson Song  (AKA The Army Song)
                    
(VERSE 1)
To the hill, or the vil'
Waiting for the arty's kill,
And those tankers go rollin' along.
First the lights start the fight,
Then the heavies show their might,
And those tankers go rollin' along.
(Refrain 1)
Then its hi! hi! hay!
The meds are on their way,
Call out your targets loud and strong!
And where e'er you are,
Those TD's are not too far,
And those tankers go rollin' along.
(VERSE 2)
Overwhelmed and outgunned,
Then some teammates start to run,
But those tankers keep rollin' along.
"ENEMY TANKS ON OUR THREE!"
"TURN ABOUT. LOAD AP!"
Still those tankers keep rollin' along.

(Refrain2)
Then its hi! hi! hay!
The battle is under way,
Call out your targets loud and strong!
For where e'er you are,
Arty is not too far,
And those tankers keep rollin' along.
(VERSE 3 sung slowly)
If in volley I should fall,
I'll still stand up straight and tall,
To keep those tankers  a rollin' along.
We'll salute to our clans,
For our victory is at hand,
And those tankers  keep rollin' along.

(REFRAIN 3 sung loudly)
Then its hi! hi! hay!
The end is on its way!
Shout out your vict'ry loud and strong!
And where e'er you go,
You will always know,
That those tankers go rollin' along.
That those tankers go rollin' alooooong (COMPANY HALT!)

"Shoot It Maybe"
By:  impsamurai
Parody of:  "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepson
                    

I stole another players kill,
Don't ask me, I'll never tell
I looked to you as it fell,
And now you're in my way
I'd trade my gold for a kill,
Silvers and shells to give hell
I wasn't looking for this,
But now you're in my way
Your barrel was holdin',
Ripped tanks, metal was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where do you think you're going, arty?
Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
It's hard to look right
At you arty,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Hey, I just saw you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
And all the other tanks,
Try to chase me,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
You took your time with the shot,
I took no time to rot,
You gave me nothing at all,
But still, you're in my way
I beg, and borrow and steal
Have foresight and it's real
I didn't know I would feel it,
But it's in my way
Your barrel was holdin',
Ripped tanks, metal was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where do you think you're going, arty?
Hey, I just saw you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
It's hard to look right
At you arty,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Hey, I just saw you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
And all the other tanks,
Try to chase me,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Before you came into my sight
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad
Before you came into my sight
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
I missed you so, so bad (bad, bad)
It's hard to look right
At you arty,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Hey, I just saw you,
And this is crazy,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
And all the other tanks,
Try to chase me,
But here's the arty,
So shoot it, maybe!
Before you came into my sight
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad
Before you came into my sight
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
So shoot me, maybe!

"Highwayman"
By:   S1G1L
Parody of  "Highwayman" by The Highwaymen
                    

I rode a Tiger.  On the Eastern Front I did ride
With Panthers and Leopards by my side
Many a Russians lost there life to my guns
Many a fathers never lived to see there sons
They bastards broke through in the summer of forty-four
But I will tank some more.

I drove a Sherman. West of Seigfried was my side
Where steel and iron did collide
I watched the Germans run to try and stay alive
I crushed their line in the sping of forty-five
And when the Hummel shot they said that I got killed
But I am tanking still...

I rained down death. Across the fields far and wide
Where arty cause the tanks to hide
A place called Europe covered deep in snow
I was spotted but from where I do not know
They blew me up but I never heard a sound
But I am still around.. I'll always shot around.. and a round and
around and
around and around

I rode with Patton... right into West Berlin
The Axis day was at its end
I'll find a place to rest my spirit if I can
Perhaps I may ride that Tiger once again
Or I may simply be a drone above the rain..
But I will remain
And I will tank again, and again and again and again and again...

Map called Malinovka
By:  RedEngineer6
Parody of:  "Hotel California" by The Eagles
                    
On a dark dusty highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of the cordite, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
I jumped down to the turret floor
and hit the Gunner's Sight

There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the loading shell
And I was thinking to myself,
"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
Then we lit up the targets, to show the Arty the way
There were voices on the chat screen board
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Map called Malinovka
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a wartorn space
Plenty of death on the map called Malinovka
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find it here

Her tank is definately twisted, she gotten ballzy and bold
She got a lot of HEDP shells, she bought with her gold
How they spin in the cornfield, sweet summer sweat.
Some gunners remember, but the dead won't forget

So I called up the Nooby,
"Please shut up, don't whine"
He said, "I'll never win a battle here, till I get a tank that's Tier nine"
And still those shells are falling from far away,
Light you up in the middle of the night
And you hear them say...

Welcome to the Map called Malinovka
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a wartorn space
Plenty of death on the map called Malinovka
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
15 Maus - Red Side
Dust falls from shell blasts,
and our blips blacken how nice...
And she said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"
And in the base's center
They gathered for the feast
They try to cap it just in time
But they just can't kill the beasts

Last thing I remember, I was
Blown out of the door
I had find a large aid pack
fore my tank was just filled with gore.
"GG, " said the Red Team
"You had better believe.
You can logout any time you like,
But you can never leave! "

CatStalker: Sorry everybody, the E4 sherman is remaining a beta tank for now and will not be made available for this event. the article has been updated to reflect this.

lord_farquad: You may be overthinking it just a bit.
It's basically 6 separate events, with a common naming convention and theme. So tier 6 has no bearing on tier 7 or 8. Likewise tier 3 has no effect on tiers 4 or 5.
We may have made it more confusing by adding the word "phase" to the sub-titles. We're discussing this now, and it may be removed soon.

lord_farquad:

You may be overthinking it just a bit.

It's basically 6 separate events, with a common naming convention and theme. So tier 6 has no bearing on tier 7 or 8. Likewise tier 3 has no effect on tiers 4 or 5.

We may have made it more confusing by adding the word "phase" to the sub-titles. We're discussing this now, and it may be removed soon.

dance210: That happens because normally when the connection times out, the code still goes through. If you look in your garage, you should see the extra day of Premium and consumables added to your Depot. For the first day or so, when everyone is trying to redeem the code, issues like this will happen.

Yoott: Thats Ola ... used to see her alot last year

Major_Rampage: I have read all of the written entries,  and the finalists should hopefully be listed for voting with in the next 48 hours.

Major_Rampage: I have read all of the written entries,  and the finalists should hopefully be listed for voting with in the next 48 hours.

Major_Rampage: I have read all of the written entries,  and the finalists should hopefully be listed for voting with in the next 48 hours.

Major_Rampage: We saw the fall out from the cupcake incident are there really other teams in the office that want to challenge me?

Major_Rampage: We saw the fall out from the cupcake incident are there really other teams in the office that want to challenge me?

lord_farquad: Registration
A news update will be published on the community portal once the tournament page is live and registration is available.Registration begins: May 7, 2013
Registration ends: May 9, 2013 at 4PM PST
Tier & Point Limits
Teams may deploy no more than 7 members in each match. Tier & point limits will changed each day.
The Encounter battle mode will be used for this tournament.
Please note: Regardless of the maximum team size, teams may only bring 7 team members into battle.
Victory Conditions
The winner of each round will be determined as the first to 1 victory.
Each team will be put into a group, and play every other team in their group. Victories will award 3 points, draws 1, and losses 0. The winner of each group will be the team with the highest score. If scores are tied, teams will divide the prize pool out to the respective placement.
Each battle will last 10 minutes max.
There will be a 5 minute break in between rounds.
The Encounter battle mode will be used for this tournament.
Schedule
The complete schedule will be provided at the close of registration, after the final team count has been determined. Rounds are to be scheduled every other day with dates in between reserved for make-ups and tie-breakers. Rounds will begin at  5:30 PM PST (8:30 PM EST, 00:30 UTC the following day). Curious what time this is in your region? Use this handy Time Zone Converter to help you out!Tier 3: May 10th
Tier 4: May 11th
Tier 5 May 12th
Prizes
The following prizes will be divided among each team in the respective group (note that if multiple teams tie for a position, the prize pool will be divided down to the respective placement):First place: 9,000
Second place: 4,500 Maps
Maps will changed each day.
May 10th - Ensk
May 11th - Himmelsdorf
May 12th - Ruinberg

lord_farquad: Registration

A news update will be published on the community portal once the tournament page is live and registration is available. Registration begins: May 7, 2013
Registration ends: May 9, 2013 at 4PM PST
Tier & Point Limits
Teams may deploy no more than 7 members in each match. Tier & point limits will changed each day.

The Encounter battle mode will be used for this tournament.

Please note: Regardless of the maximum team size, teams may only bring 7 team members into battle.

Victory Conditions
The winner of each round will be determined as the first to 1 victory.


Each team will be put into a group, and play every other team in their group. Victories will award 3 points, draws 1, and losses 0. The winner of each group will be the team with the highest score. If scores are tied, teams will divide the prize pool out to the respective placement.

Each battle will last 10 minutes max.


There will be a 5 minute break in between rounds.

The Encounter battle mode will be used for this tournament.

Schedule
The complete schedule will be provided at the close of registration, after the final team count has been determined. Rounds are to be scheduled every other day with dates in between reserved for make-ups and tie-breakers. Rounds will begin at  5:30 PM PST (8:30 PM EST, 00:30 UTC the following day). Curious what time this is in your region? Use this handy Time Zone Converter to help you out! Tier 3: May 10th
Tier 4: May 11th
Tier 5 May 12th
Prizes

The following prizes will be divided among each team in the respective group (note that if multiple teams tie for a position, the prize pool will be divided down to the respective placement): First place: 9,000
Second place: 4,500 Maps

Maps will changed each day.
May 10th - Ensk
May 11th - Himmelsdorf
May 12th - Ruinberg

lord_farquad: Registration
A news update will be published on the community portal once the tournament page is live and registration is available.Registration begins: May 7, 2013
Registration ends: May 9, 2013 at 4PM PST
Tier & Point Limits
Teams may deploy no more than 7 members in each match. Tier & point limits will changed each day.
The Encounter battle mode will be used for this tournament.
Please note: Regardless of the maximum team size, teams may only bring 7 team members into battle.
Victory Conditions
The winner of each round will be determined as the first to 1 victory.
Each team will be put into a group, and play every other team in their group. Victories will award 3 points, draws 1, and losses 0. The winner of each group will be the team with the highest score. If scores are tied, teams will divide the prize pool out to the respective placement.
Each battle will last 10 minutes max.
There will be a 5 minute break in between rounds.
The Encounter battle mode will be used for this tournament.
Schedule
The complete schedule will be provided at the close of registration, after the final team count has been determined. Rounds are to be scheduled every other day with dates in between reserved for make-ups and tie-breakers. Rounds will begin at  5:30 PM PST (8:30 PM EST, 00:30 UTC the following day). Curious what time this is in your region? Use this handy Time Zone Converter to help you out!Tier 6: May 10th
Tier 7: May 11th
Tier 8 May 12th
Prizes
The following prizes will be divided among each team in the respective group (note that if multiple teams tie for a position, the prize pool will be divided down to the respective placement):First place: 9,000
Second place: 4,500 Maps
Maps will changed each day.
May 10th - Ensk
May 11th - Himmelsdorf
May 12th - Ruinberg

lord_farquad: Registration

A news update will be published on the community portal once the tournament page is live and registration is available. Registration begins: May 7, 2013
Registration ends: May 9, 2013 at 4PM PST
Tier & Point Limits
Teams may deploy no more than 7 members in each match. Tier & point limits will changed each day.

The Encounter battle mode will be used for this tournament.

Please note: Regardless of the maximum team size, teams may only bring 7 team members into battle.

Victory Conditions
The winner of each round will be determined as the first to 1 victory.


Each team will be put into a group, and play every other team in their group. Victories will award 3 points, draws 1, and losses 0. The winner of each group will be the team with the highest score. If scores are tied, teams will divide the prize pool out to the respective placement.

Each battle will last 10 minutes max.


There will be a 5 minute break in between rounds.

The Encounter battle mode will be used for this tournament.

Schedule
The complete schedule will be provided at the close of registration, after the final team count has been determined. Rounds are to be scheduled every other day with dates in between reserved for make-ups and tie-breakers. Rounds will begin at  5:30 PM PST (8:30 PM EST, 00:30 UTC the following day). Curious what time this is in your region? Use this handy Time Zone Converter to help you out! Tier 6: May 10th
Tier 7: May 11th
Tier 8 May 12th
Prizes

The following prizes will be divided among each team in the respective group (note that if multiple teams tie for a position, the prize pool will be divided down to the respective placement): First place: 9,000
Second place: 4,500 Maps

Maps will changed each day.
May 10th - Ensk
May 11th - Himmelsdorf
May 12th - Ruinberg

Major_Rampage: As I tell people in battle there is no gold for destroying my tanks,  only glory.  And if you are not familiar with "glory" it's  like forum rep,  only in real life.

Major_Rampage: As I tell people in battle there is no gold for destroying my tanks,  only glory.  And if you are not familiar with "glory" it's  like forum rep,  only in real life.

Major_Rampage: As I tell people in battle there is no gold for destroying my tanks,  only glory.  And if you are not familiar with "glory" it's  like forum rep,  only in real life.

Major_Rampage: I might not have a 108 points but I am sure I will do just fine!

Major_Rampage: I might not have a 108 points but I am sure I will do just fine!

Mugsy_: Hey folks, thanks for taking interest in our tourney.
I think our team name will be changing on a daily basis, today it is The Mathletes.
I just wanted to play with the folks in the office who make me laugh.
So I don't think you'll see many victories, but we'll be having a really good time.

Mugsy_: Hey folks, thanks for taking interest in our tourney.
I think our team name will be changing on a daily basis, today it is The Mathletes.
I just wanted to play with the folks in the office who make me laugh.
So I don't think you'll see many victories, but we'll be having a really good time.

Major_Rampage: With more of my matches being outside  of TCs I think I am holding my own even without Lert.  

Major_Rampage:
With more of my matches being outside  of TCs I think I am holding my own even without Lert.  

Major_Rampage:
With more of my matches being outside  of TCs I think I am holding my own even without Lert.  

GeneralDirection: Jewel_Thief's team is lame. Vote for mine.

GeneralDirection: Jewel_Thief's team is lame. Vote for mine.

GeneralDirection: Jewel_Thief's team is lame. Vote for mine.

lord_farquad: Registration
A news update will be published on the community portal once the tournament page is live and registration is available.Registration begins: May 6, 2013
Registration ends: May 10, 2013 at 4PM PST
Tier & Point Limits
Teams may deploy no more than 5 members in each match. A team must field a selection of tanks based on the below tier limits.Heavy: 6
Medium: 6
TD: 6
Light: 5
SPG: 5
25 points maximum The Encounter battle mode will be used for this tournament.
Please note: Regardless of the maximum team size, teams may only bring 5 team members into battle.
Victory Conditions
The winner of each round will be determined as the first to 3 victories.
Each battle will last 10 minutes max.
The Standard battle mode will be used for this tournament.
Schedule
The complete schedule will be provided at the close of registration, after the final team count has been determined. Rounds are to be scheduled every other day with dates in between reserved for make-ups and tie-breakers. Rounds will begin at  6PM PST (9PM EST, 01:00 UTC the following day). Curious what time this is in your region? Use this handy Time Zone Converter to help you out!Playoff Round 1: May 13th
Rest of schedule TBA at close of registration
Prizes
The following prizes will be provided to each member of the respective team, including reserves.
First place: 26000
Second place: 14000
Third place: 8000
Fourth place: 4000
Fifth - Eight Place:  1600
Ninth - Sixteenth Place:  300 If the first place team is able to win the Challenge without losing a single battle, each member will receive an additional 2,000 gold.
Maps
There will only be one map used during the Military Month Challenge. The map played on for the Challenge will be Lakeville.

lord_farquad: Registration

A news update will be published on the community portal once the tournament page is live and registration is available. Registration begins: May 6, 2013
Registration ends: May 10, 2013 at 4PM PST
Tier & Point Limits
Teams may deploy no more than 5 members in each match. A team must field a selection of tanks based on the below tier limits. Heavy: 6
Medium: 6
TD: 6
Light: 5
SPG: 5
25 points maximum The Encounter battle mode will be used for this tournament.

Please note: Regardless of the maximum team size, teams may only bring 5 team members into battle.

Victory Conditions
The winner of each round will be determined as the first to 3 victories.


Each battle will last 10 minutes max.

The Standard battle mode will be used for this tournament.

Schedule
The complete schedule will be provided at the close of registration, after the final team count has been determined. Rounds are to be scheduled every other day with dates in between reserved for make-ups and tie-breakers. Rounds will begin at  6PM PST (9PM EST, 01:00 UTC the following day). Curious what time this is in your region? Use this handy Time Zone Converter to help you out! Playoff Round 1: May 13th
Rest of schedule TBA at close of registration
Prizes

The following prizes will be provided to each member of the respective team, including reserves.
First place: 26000
Second place: 14000
Third place: 8000
Fourth place: 4000
Fifth - Eight Place:  1600
Ninth - Sixteenth Place:  300 If the first place team is able to win the Challenge without losing a single battle, each member will receive an additional 2,000 gold.

Maps

There will only be one map used during the Military Month Challenge. The map played on for the Challenge will be Lakeville.

CatStalker: i do love that tank. nicely done.
edit: reminds me of this video krazyone linked to me earlier today

CatStalker: Please contact support at http://support.worldoftanks.com to take care of any account issues.

CatStalker: The 'my content' portion of user profiles doesn't always work reliably. It's a known issue.
I'm guessing your topic probably still exists, but might be difficult to find (unless it was in off-topic, as those disappear after being inactive).

Major_Rampage: Ouch I think my 51% win rate says I am going something right  

Major_Rampage:
Ouch I think my 51% win rate says I am going something right  

Major_Rampage:
Ouch I think my 51% win rate says I am going something right