Caption Contest - Win a T-54 First Prototype!

pizzastorm: Thank you to everyone that entered! It was a difficult choice.   Here are the winning captions in no particular order.   1) "When I joined the suicide tank battalion this isn't what I had in mind" - FSELITE   2) "Ivan, the driver, now knew for sure that his Captain was trying to get rid of him." - SymbiosisBC   3) "AND THEY SAID SOVIET TANKS CAN'T DEPRESS THEIR GUNS, WELL LOOK AT ME NOW." - Eural    4) "The community agrees that WG took the nerfs to Russian mediums a bit too far." - Cold_Hand_of_Death   5) "Field Test Notes: Tankers were pleased with the new space-saving, towel-hanging capacity but noted some minor flaws with gun deployment." - Darkbee2Bee   6) "Comrades, I present the new Soviet DERP: Driver Early Retirement Program." - BigGiantHead   7) "Retrained Radio Operator from KV-5 as a Driver..." - Error406
8) "Never run out of ammo again with the new ACME Ammo Recycler!" - Joja15   9) "Tank Commander Sergei:  "Fire at Will!"
     Tank Driver Will:  "This will not end well" - TLWiz   10) "I don't think this is what they meant when they said 'do a barrel roll'." - Steamboat_Willy_Sr   Thanks again to everyone that entered!