Father's Day Dad Joke Contest!

Jambijon: Happy Friday! Here are your winners for the dad joke contest! 1.    What do you call a devious American pig? A T1 Cunningham
            - From: TORANI [H8_ME]
2.    I have a Russian friend that's a sound engineer... And a Czech one too, and a Czech one too
            - From: Snidely206
3.    What is a prototype tank filed as? patton pending
            - From: beb
4.    When covid hit my bathroom closet went from having 60tp to 3tp
            - From: afreymond0719
5.    Well, recently I started investing in Russain Tank Destroyers so I have a nest egg for when I retire. I call it my ISU-401K
            - From: Bath_Toast
6.    I would tell you a joke about the Tog, but it's too Long.
            - From: Twinkieeze
7.    What happened to the KV1 on his birthday? He turned KV2
            - From: Darkjester72
8.    Why did the hulled down heavy run away? Because it couldn't handle the heat
            - From: colinpowell
9.    I think this year's WOT Advent Calendar is doomed.  Its days are numbered.
            - From: BillT
10.    What does an EBR eat before battle?  Nothing... they fast.
            - From: Sherman_Panzer
11.    What do you call a TOG in a camo net?  Intognito.
            - From: thehopdoctor
12.    I never could get the hang of playing high tier artillery... it just took too long to click.
            - From: AVeryConfusedAirstrike
13.    Why did the Skoda quit playing chess? He was always in Czech
            - From: mx119
14.    I don't play wot like a normal person, I guess i'm just a renegade
            - From: Plays_For_Free1
15.    What did the Frenchman do after eating taco bell? Bat.-Châtillon 12 tonnes
            - From: BigManTankMan Congrats to our winners! Happy Father's Day and enjoy your weekend!!