Why do Some Argue Against Skill Based MM?

DeviouslyCursed: Hey, did you guys know that smoking does NOT cause cancer? I know this is true because I know a person who smoked their whole life and never got cancer. But you might say:  "what about all the studies and evidence about how smoking does cause cancer?" Well, all those studies used statistics and numbers, so they are all clearly biased. And according to Mojo, anecdotal evidence is just as good as, if not better than, biased statistics, so.... Smoke 'em if ya got 'em! Seriously, how long are we going to go down this stupidly incorrect path of "we can't know anything!" before sanity returns?