Chasing the elusive Darwin Award

ARGO: Yes, We have all been there ingame and have seen it. Someone goes and does something so monumentally dumb you sit there and scratch your head...Look away from the screen.....Look back.....mumble swears to yourself....put your face in your hands and ask yourself "WTF". But what we really never delved into is when we personally failed. Sure, it's easy to think up a good one about someone else, but now let's all have some fun with ourselves here and tell a few yarns on moments when we have achieved the seldom saught after Darwin Award. So sit back, think for a while and join the ranks here of those who have dared to be stupid.....
I will throw the first epic fail out there:
I had been playing for a few hours and having fun going through my tank trying to garner some much needed XP to climb. I had saved up a good deal of gold and had me around 2,500,000 creds and was well on my way to my goals before I turned in for the night. I came home from work ate supper and decieded to jump on WoT to start again but to my horror I noticed something wrong....a good portion of my gold was gone. I thought to myself "Holy Crap I must have put something in the consumables in auto" Because I did by a 50 gold auto fire extinguisure for my tanks and looked them over and to my surprise, nothing was on auto load. Now I was confused but relieved so I went on and played for the night then turned in, and the next day I went on....Gold missing...AGAIN. Now I am really ticked off thinking that maybe, just maybe someone got access to my account so now what do I do....I decieded to just keep an eye out and play some more and that's when A buddy of mine on Skype says to me "Hey Argo, How are you liking your new SPG"? I said it was very nice. He then say's "Yeah, it's ashamed some arty does'nt have AP rounds and just HE and gold........GOLD?......"You got to be kidding me" I thought and immediately go to the Priest and look up its ammo to find that I mistakingly picked Gold rounds for HE and because I had been just breaking it in, I was playing it a lot.....Man did I feel stupid.