My Name is Ket451 and I am a Noob

Ket451, on 25 August 2013 - 08:52 AM, said: I am a noob, and I have nothing against being called a noob. Or ‘new guy’. Or simply ‘hey you’. Actually, ‘Ket’ would be nice.
I have been playing this game for about a week. I’m still not doing too well. My stats prove it. I don’t get many kills, and I get killed a lot.
But that’s okay, since it takes a while to get the hang of it. Apparently there are some people who don’t see it that way. They complain with terms like ‘idiots’ and ‘morons’ and the like, and they mean people like me, the noob. Some complain about a ‘noob team’ 5 seconds into a battle. It raises a suspicion about the diminutiveness of certain body parts.
So, I’m sorry if you crack players out there lose a battle because of my noobness. Or the noobness of others. The solution is simple: join the next battle, and in all probability, I won’t be on your team. I would also suggest that you join a clan of other crack players where the noob factor doesn’t exist, and simply let the noobs play with the other kids. In that case the noobs would not have to put up with all the flaming and swearing, although we are commonly far too busy to read any of it because we are trying to operate our little tanks.
You’ll have to put up with me, at least for a couple more weeks as long as I have the time to play. And I’ll likely, but not purposely, ruin your goal of maximizing your battle exploits. You’ll just have to live with it.
Have a sunny Sunday
Ket451