Which category are you in?

Mangrove, on 16 December 2013 - 06:13 PM, said: From my observations of behaviour during roll-out from base, I mentally put players in the following categories:
PRO:  Knows what to do and where to go;  leaves base efficiently without bumping into other players;  gives way to other players crossing his path;  doesn't shoot his guns.
LEMMING:  Doesn't know which way to go and turret can be seen turning side-to-side trying to decide which train to follow;  starts out in a direction and then changes mind to follow a longer train in another direction.
NOOB:  Rushes out of base bumping into other players that are in the way;  usually seen shooting guns and often hits other players starting a mini revenge battle; always signalling "HELP", "DEFEND THE BASE", "POSITIVE", "NEGATIVE" for no apparent reason;  is usually one of the first to be killed;  can often be seen trying to explore inaccessible areas of a map or traversing at speed down a 500 foot sheer cliff face;  they also leap off the top.
SHOW OFF NOOB:  Seems to think that travelling with the turret facing rearwards is cool;  usually has a decent tank like a T69 but should go back to Tier I with the other children.
NOOB PLATOON:  Same as Noob above;  usually low tier tanks rushing around in remote areas of a map shooting each other.
IDIOT PLATOON:  And don't we all love it when Tier VIII platoons with Tier II ....
There must be other categories that players slot into ... any ideas?