Tank Rewards: Military Appreciation Month

StinkyStonky, on 26 May 2020 - 10:32 AM, said: It's not like that at all.   It's like inviting 3 friends over and offering them a choice of tea, coffee or hot chocolate and each chooses a drink. But when the host returns with the drinks, "Sorry, dude the coffee machine is playing up, it needs cleaning or something, that's why you've got a thimble of cold coffee." Then after the first course, "He dude, I cleaned the machine.  Here's your coffee.  I've added a biscuit to make up for the disappointment and wait.  When the rest turn up, they can choose between tea, chocolate or a biscuit."   What it's then like is as though the two other guests turn into petulant children, "WTF, If I'd known there was going to be biscuits, I'd have chosen the coffee.  I only chose the other because you've got crap coffee."   We all know the host is a stingy c*** with the biscuits but the whinging ...