Here Comes the Pain! T-34-85M and Skorpion G

KRZYBooP: Howdy Boom Jockies!   Two tanks have wandered back into the premium shop and deserve a cheesy movie like narration. Where the saloon door slams open with a silhouette of the meanest outlaws that match the wanted posters hanging on the wall right next to the entrance.  Since they are tanks the saloon is more like outside and the door is more of a tent flap that is caught in the wind.T-34-85M is the older of the two with its first release into the Premium shop in 9.4. It remained pretty much untouched until the balance changes in update 9.17.1 happened in Feb 2017. For a Premium Tank it didn’t offer much extra than the T-34-85 and got rebalanced with a higher DPM, More Armor, and made a little slower. This happened before the Marathon where it was a prize for players after completing the missions.   Skorpion G spelled with a K (my favorite) was introduced to the premium shop in Aug 2016 with a heavy metal Shirt to go with it. Bearing the mark of the Arachnid with the similar name and makes the enemy say, “What the Foo?” after it hits.While the Skorpion G has been unchanged since its release, the vehicle has become well-known on the battlefield and is a favorite among the community due to its high penetration, impressive alpha damage, and flexibility in a variety of situations. The vehicle certainly isn't Noob-proof, since its armor profile is virtually nonexistent, making it extremely susceptible to High Explosive rounds, when played intelligently the Skorpion G will sting even tier X vehicles with relative ease. After all these two tanks have been through (More-so the T-34-85M) they are more than ready to join your carousel of doom with this current sale. Best of luck to you on the battlefield!