Tank Sale: Heavy (and Light) Metal!
Дата: 12.07.2018 18:21:45
Not_Connery, on Jul 12 2018 - 09:00, said: If you are swinging a sign around, how are you holding the
megaphone? Is it a small picket sign that you can swing with
one hand (depending on the wind ferocity on that given day), or is
it one of those arrow signs that you twirl around like some guy on
adderall? Also, is the megaphone just like one of those
cheerleader megaphones that's just a big cone, or is it one of
those electronic bullhorn things that you can't understand what
someone just yelled through it? Or is it one of those
walky-taly kind of things where you talk into the CB radio, truck
driver style mic and the bullhorn portion is like, clipped to
your belt? I have MANY questions
about how you are equipped for attracting business for this
sale...
Gnomon: All good questions! I actually have a
contraption that hangs the megaphone (big cone cheerleader one) in
front of my face from a hat. I have the speaker button held down
with zebra-print duck tape so that it's always on. Always.
And a twirling sign! But it can only pick-up enough speed to
rotate once per minute. I'm basically a yelling clock.
Tank Sale: Heavy (and Light) Metal!