Tank Sale: Heavy (and Light) Metal!
Дата: 12.07.2018 18:21:45
Not_Connery, on Jul 12 2018 - 09:00, said: If you are swinging a sign around, how are you holding the megaphone? Is it a small picket sign that you can swing with one hand (depending on the wind ferocity on that given day), or is it one of those arrow signs that you twirl around like some guy on adderall? Also, is the megaphone just like one of those cheerleader megaphones that's just a big cone, or is it one of those electronic bullhorn things that you can't understand what someone just yelled through it? Or is it one of those walky-taly kind of things where you talk into the CB radio, truck driver style mic and the bullhorn portion is like, clipped to your belt? I have MANY questions about how you are equipped for attracting business for this sale...
Gnomon: All good questions! I actually have a contraption that hangs the megaphone (big cone cheerleader one) in front of my face from a hat. I have the speaker button held down with zebra-print duck tape so that it's always on. Always. And a twirling sign! But it can only pick-up enough speed to rotate once per minute. I'm basically a yelling clock.